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The summer before Harry went to Hogwarts for his fourth year, he had a very interesting dream. He dreamt he was a muggle with a weird name who was thought to have killed a bunch of people. At the end of the dream, Lord MoldyFart murdered the muggle, and Harry woke up, humiliated that he had wet the bed again. His scar started to hurt again, so he got up and stared at it in the mirror, as a giant rabid parrot flew into his bedroom. Harry sent the parrot away before it killed him and read the note it had brought. The note said that his villainous godfather, Sirius Black, was alive and well, although he was supposed to be dead. Harry happily showed the note to his uncle and aunt to convince them to let him stay at Ron's house. At Hogwarts that year, there was to be a contest. Three schools were involved, including Hogwarts. Only one student at each school could compete, and the student had to be at least 17 years old. Using his power, Harry entered and managed to be chosen, along with another student from Hogwarts. It was about then that he had a major fight with Ron. Ron was jealous, so Harry, trying to be nice, threw a medal at him. He did this because he believed in that slow brain of his that if Ron got a scar like him, then Ron would become popular too. It didn't work, mostly because Ron's scar was not the right shape.
In the first round of the contest, he had to fight a dragon. He got stuck with the hardest one (of course) but managed to win anyway, using a spell far too complex for his age. Everyone congratulated him on defeating the dragon. Even Ron became his friend again, saying that it was not Harry's fault that he was superior to every other being in the universe. Harry agreed with him immediately, smiling smugly. "This contest is in the bag!" he told his friends. "Of course it is, hottie," said Hermione, cozying up to him. "Uh-huh, ya, oh look! There's the girl I love-Cho!" Hermione scowled angrily at him. Some guys could just not take a hint!
The next round involved being able to swim underwater without use of air tanks. Harry also had to rescue Ron from mer-people. Two people changed into other animals, one person enclosed herself in a bubble, and Harry ate some "magical" weeds that an elf gave to him. After taking the weeds, Harry jumped into a cauldron and rescued a stick that he thought was Ron. Even so, he got high marks for trying.
During the year, there was a ball that Harry was required to attend. Ron came with him to show how good a friend he was. When they got there, they saw a completely hot girl who they didn't recognize at first. "Hey," whispered Harry, "That's Hermione." "Whoa," said Ron. "She's a girl!" When they realized that Hermione wasn't going to dance with either one of them, Ron and Harry sat down for the rest of the dance, and only got up to leave.
The last round of the contest was a maze. Everyone had to use spells to get through and conquer evil beasts, including Professor McGonagall. Finally, with Harry and Cedric-the other student from Hogwarts-in the lead, Harry had to take on a giant spider. Cedric came to his rescue, and both touched the golden trophy at the end of the race at the same time. Immediately, they were both whisked away to Lord MoldyFart. Cedric was killed instantly when MoldyFart used the same spell that he used to kill Harry's parents. Then Harry had to fight for his life against MoldyFart. Ghosts came out of his wand (gosh, the mind-expanding drugs) to help him. At last, MoldyFart was defeated, and Gryffindor won the House Cup. Then Harry went home, sad that Cedric died but happy that he-Harry-had won everything.
The summer before Harry went to Hogwarts for his fourth year, he had a very interesting dream. He dreamt he was a muggle with a weird name who was thought to have killed a bunch of people. At the end of the dream, Lord MoldyFart murdered the muggle, and Harry woke up, humiliated that he had wet the bed again. His scar started to hurt again, so he got up and stared at it in the mirror, as a giant rabid parrot flew into his bedroom. Harry sent the parrot away before it killed him and read the note it had brought. The note said that his villainous godfather, Sirius Black, was alive and well, although he was supposed to be dead. Harry happily showed the note to his uncle and aunt to convince them to let him stay at Ron's house. At Hogwarts that year, there was to be a contest. Three schools were involved, including Hogwarts. Only one student at each school could compete, and the student had to be at least 17 years old. Using his power, Harry entered and managed to be chosen, along with another student from Hogwarts. It was about then that he had a major fight with Ron. Ron was jealous, so Harry, trying to be nice, threw a medal at him. He did this because he believed in that slow brain of his that if Ron got a scar like him, then Ron would become popular too. It didn't work, mostly because Ron's scar was not the right shape.
In the first round of the contest, he had to fight a dragon. He got stuck with the hardest one (of course) but managed to win anyway, using a spell far too complex for his age. Everyone congratulated him on defeating the dragon. Even Ron became his friend again, saying that it was not Harry's fault that he was superior to every other being in the universe. Harry agreed with him immediately, smiling smugly. "This contest is in the bag!" he told his friends. "Of course it is, hottie," said Hermione, cozying up to him. "Uh-huh, ya, oh look! There's the girl I love-Cho!" Hermione scowled angrily at him. Some guys could just not take a hint!
The next round involved being able to swim underwater without use of air tanks. Harry also had to rescue Ron from mer-people. Two people changed into other animals, one person enclosed herself in a bubble, and Harry ate some "magical" weeds that an elf gave to him. After taking the weeds, Harry jumped into a cauldron and rescued a stick that he thought was Ron. Even so, he got high marks for trying.
During the year, there was a ball that Harry was required to attend. Ron came with him to show how good a friend he was. When they got there, they saw a completely hot girl who they didn't recognize at first. "Hey," whispered Harry, "That's Hermione." "Whoa," said Ron. "She's a girl!" When they realized that Hermione wasn't going to dance with either one of them, Ron and Harry sat down for the rest of the dance, and only got up to leave.
The last round of the contest was a maze. Everyone had to use spells to get through and conquer evil beasts, including Professor McGonagall. Finally, with Harry and Cedric-the other student from Hogwarts-in the lead, Harry had to take on a giant spider. Cedric came to his rescue, and both touched the golden trophy at the end of the race at the same time. Immediately, they were both whisked away to Lord MoldyFart. Cedric was killed instantly when MoldyFart used the same spell that he used to kill Harry's parents. Then Harry had to fight for his life against MoldyFart. Ghosts came out of his wand (gosh, the mind-expanding drugs) to help him. At last, MoldyFart was defeated, and Gryffindor won the House Cup. Then Harry went home, sad that Cedric died but happy that he-Harry-had won everything.