Gannondorf's IM & The painful Memories of Time
Disclaimer: I don't know Zelda darn it but we do own Alpine close.
Deep in the Korii forest well not really. It all starts in Nintendo world in Link house.
Link: Navi I'm getting on computer don't bug me.
Navi: I love you & the computer just a stump
Link: No it's not a got a real one. ( IM music thing well you get the point)
computer: You got a IM video. ( soon a screen pop up & It's Gannondork I mean Gannondorf)
Gannondorf: Hey Link it's been a long time Stupid Nintendo people
Link: Gannondorf I thought you were stuck in the that realm thingy.
Gannondorf: Well yes yes I am. I really hate the stupid Nintendo people
Link: Hey why are there thought bubbles over your head? ( buzzing noise coming from Navi flying over he's head.)
Gannondorf: What what do you mean.?
Link: Right there it says I really hate the stupid Nintendo people.
Gannondorf: Stupid authors. You think the Nintendo would look up if they got real sages ,but, no & now look where I am. & I think I'm dead.( Buzzing noise still going on)
Link: Why do you think your dead & hold on a second. ( Link gets a can of air spray & puts on he's iron boots)
Gannondorf: What are you doing?
( Link sprays Navi with air spray & squashes her into the ground blood squirts out from both sides of the boots)
Gannondorf: You killed your fairy!! ( Link gets a nacho & gets some of Navi off he's boot & eats it)
Gannondorf: That sick that reminds of the time that you French kissed Ruto & you were still kids.
Link: What & don't bring up that. So I love Ruto.
( Unknown charter comes in just in time he wearing Zora tunic)
Link: Alpine!
Alpine: Fairy nachos mine! ( Dive at the mess that once was Navi with a bag of nachos & well we think you know the rest)
Gannondorf: Hey Link, remember the time you were wearing the Zora mask running through Zora Domain? ( Flash back thing save us)
Back in time about seven years ago in Zora Domain.
Link: Zora boy Zora boy does what ever Zora can. Swims really fast better watch out or he'll cut your . oh yeah it's the brand new Zora boy.
Alpine: Why do you sing that song.
Link: Because I'm Zora boy
Alpine: No your not.
( Alpine rips of mask) SFG: ripping noises ( reveals Link skull)
Alpine: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (puts mask back on)
Director: Now Link that's not suppose to happen.
Link: I know.. Wait what are sniffing over there?
Director: Chalk dust. What were you saying
Link: I know I just wanted to scare Alpine by wearing the skull mask under this one.
Alpine: Why you little I should hurt you for that. ( pulls out Zora dagger & stabs Link in the shoulder & spins it around
Author #1: He's being evil. Ok now back to the story. ( end Flash back)
Link: Yeah I remember that one & that was a little uncalled for. (Strange light comes & Navi is back)
Gannondorf: Wow I didn't know she could do that.
Link: I didn't wait why can't I do that.?
Navi: Because my heart burns with the flame of a 100,000 white suns that's what brought me back to you!!!!!!
Alpine: Thought you were going to marry Ruto.
Gannondorf: Your marring Ruto?
Alpine: Yeah you think that because he French kissed her on the first day they meet.
Gannondorf: I wish I could come. . Link: Yeah you & Alpine were going to be my best man ,but, now I'm only stuck with Alpine.
Alpine: You make it seem like a bad thing. ( Navi gets Link journal from book self.)
Navi: Link why don't you ever write any thing about me in your journal? Kiss Kiss ( Link walk over & slams Navi in the journal blood squirts out of both needs of journal)
G,L,A: Nachos
( Gannondorf hit head on screen) Log out
Computer: WE hope you enjoyed the first chapter please come back for the next chapter. Log out
claimer: We do own Alpine & all Zora weapons & songs.
Author #2: You may not use them!!
Author #3: That's right
Deep in the Korii forest well not really. It all starts in Nintendo world in Link house.
Link: Navi I'm getting on computer don't bug me.
Navi: I love you & the computer just a stump
Link: No it's not a got a real one. ( IM music thing well you get the point)
computer: You got a IM video. ( soon a screen pop up & It's Gannondork I mean Gannondorf)
Gannondorf: Hey Link it's been a long time Stupid Nintendo people
Link: Gannondorf I thought you were stuck in the that realm thingy.
Gannondorf: Well yes yes I am. I really hate the stupid Nintendo people
Link: Hey why are there thought bubbles over your head? ( buzzing noise coming from Navi flying over he's head.)
Gannondorf: What what do you mean.?
Link: Right there it says I really hate the stupid Nintendo people.
Gannondorf: Stupid authors. You think the Nintendo would look up if they got real sages ,but, no & now look where I am. & I think I'm dead.( Buzzing noise still going on)
Link: Why do you think your dead & hold on a second. ( Link gets a can of air spray & puts on he's iron boots)
Gannondorf: What are you doing?
( Link sprays Navi with air spray & squashes her into the ground blood squirts out from both sides of the boots)
Gannondorf: You killed your fairy!! ( Link gets a nacho & gets some of Navi off he's boot & eats it)
Gannondorf: That sick that reminds of the time that you French kissed Ruto & you were still kids.
Link: What & don't bring up that. So I love Ruto.
( Unknown charter comes in just in time he wearing Zora tunic)
Link: Alpine!
Alpine: Fairy nachos mine! ( Dive at the mess that once was Navi with a bag of nachos & well we think you know the rest)
Gannondorf: Hey Link, remember the time you were wearing the Zora mask running through Zora Domain? ( Flash back thing save us)
Back in time about seven years ago in Zora Domain.
Link: Zora boy Zora boy does what ever Zora can. Swims really fast better watch out or he'll cut your . oh yeah it's the brand new Zora boy.
Alpine: Why do you sing that song.
Link: Because I'm Zora boy
Alpine: No your not.
( Alpine rips of mask) SFG: ripping noises ( reveals Link skull)
Alpine: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (puts mask back on)
Director: Now Link that's not suppose to happen.
Link: I know.. Wait what are sniffing over there?
Director: Chalk dust. What were you saying
Link: I know I just wanted to scare Alpine by wearing the skull mask under this one.
Alpine: Why you little I should hurt you for that. ( pulls out Zora dagger & stabs Link in the shoulder & spins it around
Author #1: He's being evil. Ok now back to the story. ( end Flash back)
Link: Yeah I remember that one & that was a little uncalled for. (Strange light comes & Navi is back)
Gannondorf: Wow I didn't know she could do that.
Link: I didn't wait why can't I do that.?
Navi: Because my heart burns with the flame of a 100,000 white suns that's what brought me back to you!!!!!!
Alpine: Thought you were going to marry Ruto.
Gannondorf: Your marring Ruto?
Alpine: Yeah you think that because he French kissed her on the first day they meet.
Gannondorf: I wish I could come. . Link: Yeah you & Alpine were going to be my best man ,but, now I'm only stuck with Alpine.
Alpine: You make it seem like a bad thing. ( Navi gets Link journal from book self.)
Navi: Link why don't you ever write any thing about me in your journal? Kiss Kiss ( Link walk over & slams Navi in the journal blood squirts out of both needs of journal)
G,L,A: Nachos
( Gannondorf hit head on screen) Log out
Computer: WE hope you enjoyed the first chapter please come back for the next chapter. Log out
claimer: We do own Alpine & all Zora weapons & songs.
Author #2: You may not use them!!
Author #3: That's right