Gannondorf's IM & The painful Memories of Time
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda darn it but we do own Alpine close. Or we
don't own any thing else besides what said in the claimer be low.
Dedede123: Thanks for your nice review Well... Writes block well here is chapter 2 from Author # 1,2,3
Magician of Faith: Thank a lot for your review.
GoroGoroGuy: Author #2,3 are going to talk to you. You're a big ugly looser. & blood was only said only twice. I think you're a Flamer so stupid flamer.
Author #1:Well guy here is your chapter 2 of it & please enjoy the painful memories of time.
Computer: Chapter 2 of Gannondorf's IM & Painful Memories of Time. Link gets hurt.
Log in
Computer: You got video IM.
Link: Navi I'm on the computer if you bother me I'll kill you.
Navi: I love you!!!
Link: RRRRRRIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTT.
Gannondorf: ( appears on screen) Hi Link what are you doing?
Link: threating Navi
Gannondorf: Really my head still hurts for running my head into the screen.
Link: Well who's fault was that.
Gannondorf: That reminds me of the time ( Flash back thingy again)
Authors: Save us ( Flash back at Nintendo head Quarts)
Gannondorf: ( He is a janitor he is sweeping & dancing on the floor.)
Link: I'm here!!!
Gannondorf: Hey there what's your name.
Link: Link
Gannondorf: Nice to meet you. My names Gannondorf I'm the janitor some old guy hired me & this is the 2-D machine. ( Run out of room hold janitor hat on head )
Old guy: Ok you there boy stand on that x
Link: Who are you & why ?
Old guy: Because I'm the old guy & if you don't I'll blow you using my bazooka ( point at Link while hand is shaking)
Link: ( goes stands x )
Old guy:: ( huge start button on side of wall) Where's the start button here it is now where's that hammer? ( hit's it beep noises)
Link: Is this going to hurt?
Old guy: No I won't feel a thing.
Link: I don't want to know about you what about- ( sides of the wall flatting Link then roof comes in flatting him blood squirts every where when done Link looks like gameboy version )
Old guy: Now your going to be in the hospital for a while.
Link: I thought you said it wasn't going to hurt.
Old guy: I said it wouldn't hurt me a bit
Link: No I wanted to know about me
Old guy: Why didn't you say so? Clean up 2D room.( stretcher comes in carries off Link & Gannondorf comes in with fairy around his head)
Gannondorf: I tell you Navi kids don't understand any thing theses days.
Navi: Yeah I know Gannondorf. I wish I could find the right guy to marry.( Burning Gundam comes in & beats up the old guy)
Old guy: That hurts stop it
( end flash back)
Link: yeah that was a really painful one. ( in background Alpine is chases after Navi with Big Goron sword)
Alpine: Come back you stupid fairy. Fairy nacho pizza will be mine.
Link: Not if I do it first.
Gannondorf: That remind me when
Authors #1&2: NO there's only 1 painful memory per chapter. ( Flash back thing)
( at Lon Lon ranch music playing)
Link: ( talking to Malon) So how about I take you to the movies later.
Malon: Get away from me you freak. ( Does weird Kong Fu moves on Link's head after that he goes to Epona)
Link: ( pets her) Nice horse good horse ( Epona rears up & stomps Link into the ground)
Navi: ( with a red flash light click ) Hi
Epona: Apple ( eats Navi)
Alpine: Good horse Hey Link you ok?
Link: Noooooooooooo
Alpine: ( Alpine get on his Griffin & fly off set)
Burning Gundam: ( Comes & pulls Link out of the ground using burning fingers)
Link: It burns it.
Burning Gundam: ( Fly's off boosters give out & falls though coral roof)
( end flash back )
( Alpine brings back food you know what it is Fairy nacho pizza)
All: Pizza ( Gannondorf hits head on screen again log out)
Computer: You hope you enjoyed chapter 2 of Gannondorf's IM & the painful memories of time.
Claimer: We own Alpine, weapons, and the songs.
Dedede123: Thanks for your nice review Well... Writes block well here is chapter 2 from Author # 1,2,3
Magician of Faith: Thank a lot for your review.
GoroGoroGuy: Author #2,3 are going to talk to you. You're a big ugly looser. & blood was only said only twice. I think you're a Flamer so stupid flamer.
Author #1:Well guy here is your chapter 2 of it & please enjoy the painful memories of time.
Computer: Chapter 2 of Gannondorf's IM & Painful Memories of Time. Link gets hurt.
Log in
Computer: You got video IM.
Link: Navi I'm on the computer if you bother me I'll kill you.
Navi: I love you!!!
Link: RRRRRRIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTT.
Gannondorf: ( appears on screen) Hi Link what are you doing?
Link: threating Navi
Gannondorf: Really my head still hurts for running my head into the screen.
Link: Well who's fault was that.
Gannondorf: That reminds me of the time ( Flash back thingy again)
Authors: Save us ( Flash back at Nintendo head Quarts)
Gannondorf: ( He is a janitor he is sweeping & dancing on the floor.)
Link: I'm here!!!
Gannondorf: Hey there what's your name.
Link: Link
Gannondorf: Nice to meet you. My names Gannondorf I'm the janitor some old guy hired me & this is the 2-D machine. ( Run out of room hold janitor hat on head )
Old guy: Ok you there boy stand on that x
Link: Who are you & why ?
Old guy: Because I'm the old guy & if you don't I'll blow you using my bazooka ( point at Link while hand is shaking)
Link: ( goes stands x )
Old guy:: ( huge start button on side of wall) Where's the start button here it is now where's that hammer? ( hit's it beep noises)
Link: Is this going to hurt?
Old guy: No I won't feel a thing.
Link: I don't want to know about you what about- ( sides of the wall flatting Link then roof comes in flatting him blood squirts every where when done Link looks like gameboy version )
Old guy: Now your going to be in the hospital for a while.
Link: I thought you said it wasn't going to hurt.
Old guy: I said it wouldn't hurt me a bit
Link: No I wanted to know about me
Old guy: Why didn't you say so? Clean up 2D room.( stretcher comes in carries off Link & Gannondorf comes in with fairy around his head)
Gannondorf: I tell you Navi kids don't understand any thing theses days.
Navi: Yeah I know Gannondorf. I wish I could find the right guy to marry.( Burning Gundam comes in & beats up the old guy)
Old guy: That hurts stop it
( end flash back)
Link: yeah that was a really painful one. ( in background Alpine is chases after Navi with Big Goron sword)
Alpine: Come back you stupid fairy. Fairy nacho pizza will be mine.
Link: Not if I do it first.
Gannondorf: That remind me when
Authors #1&2: NO there's only 1 painful memory per chapter. ( Flash back thing)
( at Lon Lon ranch music playing)
Link: ( talking to Malon) So how about I take you to the movies later.
Malon: Get away from me you freak. ( Does weird Kong Fu moves on Link's head after that he goes to Epona)
Link: ( pets her) Nice horse good horse ( Epona rears up & stomps Link into the ground)
Navi: ( with a red flash light click ) Hi
Epona: Apple ( eats Navi)
Alpine: Good horse Hey Link you ok?
Link: Noooooooooooo
Alpine: ( Alpine get on his Griffin & fly off set)
Burning Gundam: ( Comes & pulls Link out of the ground using burning fingers)
Link: It burns it.
Burning Gundam: ( Fly's off boosters give out & falls though coral roof)
( end flash back )
( Alpine brings back food you know what it is Fairy nacho pizza)
All: Pizza ( Gannondorf hits head on screen again log out)
Computer: You hope you enjoyed chapter 2 of Gannondorf's IM & the painful memories of time.
Claimer: We own Alpine, weapons, and the songs.