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Johnny got back to his dirty little house and sat down on his couch.
"Nail Bunny, what's wrong with me?" Johnny asked. The small, dead bunny who was nailed to Johnny's wall began to speak to him.
"What do you mean?" Nail Bunny asked. Most people would find it strange that a deceased rabbit was speaking, but not Johnny.
"Why do I kill people? When did it start?" Johnny asked, pulling an old woolen blanket over himself.
"You don't remember?" Nail Bunny asked.
"Hell no Bunny. So many murders. How do I keep them straight?" Johnny asked, giving a shiver. It was winter and the house had no heat.
"Well, I'll help you remember," Bunny said.
{flash back}
Johnny, a sixteen year old, was at the store. It was a dark place, evil and malicious eyes seemed to stare. He put some beans into his cart and headed toward the door. Suddenly a voice came behind him.
"Johnny," it said.
"Yeah. What he said," she a giddy voice.
"Who's there?" Johnny asked. He turned. Two really fucked up dolls of the Pillsbury doughboy were standing there.
"Go away! Who are you?" Johnny asked, recoiling.
"I am Psycho Doughboy," said the scary one.
"And I am Mr. Fuck," said the giddy one.
"What do you want?" Johnny asked in alarm.
"we are coming with you," said P.D.B. (Psycho Doughboy)
"Get the hell outta here!" Johnny yelled. People were starting to stare.
"Fuck off!" Johnny yelled at the staring people.
"Freak!" said one young man.
"ah, he has insulted you Johnny. Kill him!" said P.D.B.
"Yeah!" Mr. F. said happily.
"Nonononononononono go away!" Johnny yelled, covering his head.
"You know you must. It is his destiny! Kill him!" screamed P.D.B.
"Nononononononononono!" Johnny yelled again.
"Kill him!" P.D.B. yelled.
"Shut up!" Johnny shouted.
"Killllllllll himmmmmmmmmm!" P.D.B. screamed, throwing a knife to Johnny's feet.
"NNNNNOOOOOO!!! Leave me alone!" Johnny yelled, hands covering his head.
"Kill him! You must kill those who mistreat you Johnny!!!" screamed P.D.B.
"NO! Leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Johnny screamed loudly.
"KILL HIM!" P.D.B. screamed.
Suddenly Johnny's eyes popped open.
"YESSSSSSSS!" Johnny yelled. He grabbed the knife and shoved it through the man's throat. He gasped for air and fell dead.
"I killed him alright! Now get out of here!!!!" Johnny yelled.
"No, you need us!" P.D.B. screamed.
"GOOOOOOOOO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! Johnny yelled. And that was all that he remembered.
{end flashback}
"So that's how it happened?" Johnny asked.
"Yes Nny. That's your first murder," Nail Bunny said.
"Bunny, I'm very unhappy," Johnny muttered.
"You should be," Nail Bunny said. The cold wind swirled in through the cracks in the floor.
Sorry so short. More soon!
~Moonchild
Johnny got back to his dirty little house and sat down on his couch.
"Nail Bunny, what's wrong with me?" Johnny asked. The small, dead bunny who was nailed to Johnny's wall began to speak to him.
"What do you mean?" Nail Bunny asked. Most people would find it strange that a deceased rabbit was speaking, but not Johnny.
"Why do I kill people? When did it start?" Johnny asked, pulling an old woolen blanket over himself.
"You don't remember?" Nail Bunny asked.
"Hell no Bunny. So many murders. How do I keep them straight?" Johnny asked, giving a shiver. It was winter and the house had no heat.
"Well, I'll help you remember," Bunny said.
{flash back}
Johnny, a sixteen year old, was at the store. It was a dark place, evil and malicious eyes seemed to stare. He put some beans into his cart and headed toward the door. Suddenly a voice came behind him.
"Johnny," it said.
"Yeah. What he said," she a giddy voice.
"Who's there?" Johnny asked. He turned. Two really fucked up dolls of the Pillsbury doughboy were standing there.
"Go away! Who are you?" Johnny asked, recoiling.
"I am Psycho Doughboy," said the scary one.
"And I am Mr. Fuck," said the giddy one.
"What do you want?" Johnny asked in alarm.
"we are coming with you," said P.D.B. (Psycho Doughboy)
"Get the hell outta here!" Johnny yelled. People were starting to stare.
"Fuck off!" Johnny yelled at the staring people.
"Freak!" said one young man.
"ah, he has insulted you Johnny. Kill him!" said P.D.B.
"Yeah!" Mr. F. said happily.
"Nonononononononono go away!" Johnny yelled, covering his head.
"You know you must. It is his destiny! Kill him!" screamed P.D.B.
"Nononononononononono!" Johnny yelled again.
"Kill him!" P.D.B. yelled.
"Shut up!" Johnny shouted.
"Killllllllll himmmmmmmmmm!" P.D.B. screamed, throwing a knife to Johnny's feet.
"NNNNNOOOOOO!!! Leave me alone!" Johnny yelled, hands covering his head.
"Kill him! You must kill those who mistreat you Johnny!!!" screamed P.D.B.
"NO! Leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Johnny screamed loudly.
"KILL HIM!" P.D.B. screamed.
Suddenly Johnny's eyes popped open.
"YESSSSSSSS!" Johnny yelled. He grabbed the knife and shoved it through the man's throat. He gasped for air and fell dead.
"I killed him alright! Now get out of here!!!!" Johnny yelled.
"No, you need us!" P.D.B. screamed.
"GOOOOOOOOO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! Johnny yelled. And that was all that he remembered.
{end flashback}
"So that's how it happened?" Johnny asked.
"Yes Nny. That's your first murder," Nail Bunny said.
"Bunny, I'm very unhappy," Johnny muttered.
"You should be," Nail Bunny said. The cold wind swirled in through the cracks in the floor.
Sorry so short. More soon!
~Moonchild