Merry: what's the deal with everyone crying and yelling and...all?
Pippin: yeah, I'm kinda confused here.
Merry:*looks at Pippin* you're always confused, Pip!
Pippin:*starts to laugh hysterically*
Sam:*rolls his eyes and looks at Frodo* Not again.
Frodo: ummmm.. Pippin, you did remember to take your medicine this morning,
didn't you?*glances at me* He has adhd and sometimes has a hard time
concentrating on things, you know. (Hey, I love Pippin, ok, so don't think
I'm being mean, please! It's just fun to pick on him sometimes b/c he
forgets stuff.ya know.)
Me: um, okay.why don't you guys just come over here and watch TV for a
while? There are some really neat cartoons on! Like Dragon Ball Z, and.
Pippin and Sam: What are cartoons? What's TV? What's Dragon Ba-
Me: o, ah, never mind. You all can go to the kitchen and eat-*everyone runs
into the kitchen* but not eat it all. o, crapit. While I go and make sure
that they don't eat all of my mum's food, you can just read the fic.and
remember to review and tell me how you liked it!*runs into the kitchen*
Pippin! Merry! Be careful-*crash*
Merry: woops, hee.OW! Hey! Samwise, that's MY apple!*crash*.
Okay, this is sssssssssssooooo short and it's mainly about the hobbits at
my house, so..
I rested my back against a tree trunk and took in a deep breath. Arwen's shallow, even breathing beside me told me that she was resting. I had just finished telling her all about what happened back in Lorien about 2,000 years ago. We had talked for hours after that, long into the night, about lots of things and everything had kinda work its self out. Now Arwen and I knew each other better and were friends again. But something was missing. All may have seemed perfect at that moment, Arwen and I having had made up and now where not only good friends, childhood playmates forced to play together, but real friends, understanding each other now. I looked up at the sky and saw that it was the dark right before the dawn. I walked in the deeming starlight toward the northern banks. I heard the slapping of the waves on the wet banks. We would be leaving soon, into more dangerous lands. I was scared. I didn't want to leave the beautiful shores behind..but it wasn't my choice.
Me: Well, I think that I hid the food well enough.for right now at least. Pippin:*walks in sniffing* Me: What's wrong Pippin?*I pick him up and set him on my lap (hehehe.don't you just want to do that sometimes??Randomness.)* Pippin:*sniffs again* they wouldn't let me*sniff* in the kitchen.they locked me out! Me: What?! Oh, no!*sighs*agh! I can't take this! You guys are adorable but sometimes.*takes bobby pin out of hair and walks to the kitchen door* Frodo, let me in, okay? Frodo: SamandMerryaretyingmeupandthey- muf! Me: Meriadoc Brandybuck and Samwise Gamgee!! Open the door, NOW! Sam: okay.OW! Merry! Merry: I'm hungry and I don't want Pip takin' all the food.hey! Where is all of the food? It's gone! Me: Don't make me pick the lock!*starts to work the bobby pin on the lock* Merry: The apples! The food! Where'd it all go?? Me: I'm coming in Merry!*door suddenly opens and I fall on the floor in front of Merry, Sam and a tied up Frodo who is gagged* O! my poor Frodo!*unties and ungags Frodo* Merry: I'm sorry*looks up with irresistible eyes* Me: O! Merry, don't.please.o poo! Who came resist you! gr! I hate myself sometimes. Come on, you guys, if you will go to sleep in that closet so my mum doesn't have to worry about you, I'll give you some cookies and milk.and maybe a bedtime story too!! ( Pippin: Yippee!*runs to the closet and opens the door* Bedtime stories and cookies! Merry:*grabs a blanket* yum, cookies! Me: Okay, here are some pillows and blankets. I'll go get the cookies and milk. Sam: Here, Mr. Frodo, come lay down here. Sorry I helped tie you up.*hands Frodo a pillow* Very sorry, very sorry, sir. Frodo: It's ok Sam.*snuggles down next to Sam and yawns* I'm sleepy! Pippin: O! Cookies! Yummy. Me: ok guys, here it is. Now, um, let me sit in the middle, between Samwise and Pippin now. There we go! Here's Merry and Pippin's cookies and milk.and Sam and Frodo's cookies and milk.*passes everything out* Everyone: Thanks!*starts to eat and drink* Pippin: A bedtime story now?*snuggles down in between me and Merry* Me: Ok, (isn't this so cute!! I wish this were true! That would be so awesome!) Which story should I read? Samwise: Whatever Mr. Frodo wants to hear. Frodo: um?*yawns* I don't care, Sam. Merry: Enimenimineo! I don't know.is there a surfing one?*gets Pippin confused.again* Pippin:*yawn* How about this one? It says "Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones" um, no, sounds too violent for a bedtime story. Um, this one! It's "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh"! Merry: No, you dwit! This one, "The Hobbit" Pippin: O! One about us! Ok, sure! Me: ok, listen. "The Hobbit" by J.R.R.Tolkien*ahem* "There was a Hobbit who lived in a hole."
I rested my back against a tree trunk and took in a deep breath. Arwen's shallow, even breathing beside me told me that she was resting. I had just finished telling her all about what happened back in Lorien about 2,000 years ago. We had talked for hours after that, long into the night, about lots of things and everything had kinda work its self out. Now Arwen and I knew each other better and were friends again. But something was missing. All may have seemed perfect at that moment, Arwen and I having had made up and now where not only good friends, childhood playmates forced to play together, but real friends, understanding each other now. I looked up at the sky and saw that it was the dark right before the dawn. I walked in the deeming starlight toward the northern banks. I heard the slapping of the waves on the wet banks. We would be leaving soon, into more dangerous lands. I was scared. I didn't want to leave the beautiful shores behind..but it wasn't my choice.
Me: Well, I think that I hid the food well enough.for right now at least. Pippin:*walks in sniffing* Me: What's wrong Pippin?*I pick him up and set him on my lap (hehehe.don't you just want to do that sometimes??Randomness.)* Pippin:*sniffs again* they wouldn't let me*sniff* in the kitchen.they locked me out! Me: What?! Oh, no!*sighs*agh! I can't take this! You guys are adorable but sometimes.*takes bobby pin out of hair and walks to the kitchen door* Frodo, let me in, okay? Frodo: SamandMerryaretyingmeupandthey- muf! Me: Meriadoc Brandybuck and Samwise Gamgee!! Open the door, NOW! Sam: okay.OW! Merry! Merry: I'm hungry and I don't want Pip takin' all the food.hey! Where is all of the food? It's gone! Me: Don't make me pick the lock!*starts to work the bobby pin on the lock* Merry: The apples! The food! Where'd it all go?? Me: I'm coming in Merry!*door suddenly opens and I fall on the floor in front of Merry, Sam and a tied up Frodo who is gagged* O! my poor Frodo!*unties and ungags Frodo* Merry: I'm sorry*looks up with irresistible eyes* Me: O! Merry, don't.please.o poo! Who came resist you! gr! I hate myself sometimes. Come on, you guys, if you will go to sleep in that closet so my mum doesn't have to worry about you, I'll give you some cookies and milk.and maybe a bedtime story too!! ( Pippin: Yippee!*runs to the closet and opens the door* Bedtime stories and cookies! Merry:*grabs a blanket* yum, cookies! Me: Okay, here are some pillows and blankets. I'll go get the cookies and milk. Sam: Here, Mr. Frodo, come lay down here. Sorry I helped tie you up.*hands Frodo a pillow* Very sorry, very sorry, sir. Frodo: It's ok Sam.*snuggles down next to Sam and yawns* I'm sleepy! Pippin: O! Cookies! Yummy. Me: ok guys, here it is. Now, um, let me sit in the middle, between Samwise and Pippin now. There we go! Here's Merry and Pippin's cookies and milk.and Sam and Frodo's cookies and milk.*passes everything out* Everyone: Thanks!*starts to eat and drink* Pippin: A bedtime story now?*snuggles down in between me and Merry* Me: Ok, (isn't this so cute!! I wish this were true! That would be so awesome!) Which story should I read? Samwise: Whatever Mr. Frodo wants to hear. Frodo: um?*yawns* I don't care, Sam. Merry: Enimenimineo! I don't know.is there a surfing one?*gets Pippin confused.again* Pippin:*yawn* How about this one? It says "Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones" um, no, sounds too violent for a bedtime story. Um, this one! It's "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh"! Merry: No, you dwit! This one, "The Hobbit" Pippin: O! One about us! Ok, sure! Me: ok, listen. "The Hobbit" by J.R.R.Tolkien*ahem* "There was a Hobbit who lived in a hole."