* Notice: like half of this thing is author notes. Sorry! If yer weird like
me and like reading them Merry Christmas and if yer normal unlike me just
keep scrollin' I promise there's a story down there some where * HAPPY NEW
YEAR! I am the queen. Don't argue. It's the truth. E-hem yeah anyways guess
what we're BACK! Really? REALLY! IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSS BURNIN'
CHURCH GAL!!!!!!!!! In the company of Hillbilly/kill the worm and
Antiworm/Mrs. Daniel Radcliffe. Totally hyped on sugar, 6 hours of sleep,
and writing from experience!
Ok sorry, but saying thanks for all the reviews is too stressful so yeah thanks all! Well I will say especially Blatty cause you rock!
Ok so me comp was down for a long time, too long really, and then I finally get back on and NO ONE'S UPDATED!!!! COME ON GANG!!!!!! WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS!!!!! Well maybe it's the sight that's screwed but anyways I am DYING for I don't remember and no safety zone to be updated.
Why are we writing? We really have nothing to write about. O and if anyone has ANY ideas for shadows
Depression has taken over the werid world11111111111111111
ok that was killtheworm don't ask I really don't know
ok as I was saying before I was so RUDELY interupted * stars meaningfully at hillbilly * I was sayin' that I need ideas for shadows so yeah. Ok we're gonna start now.
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The lovely picture of the worm (above) was typed by Antiworm/Mrs. Daniel Radcliffe. ^ _ ^
Ok, I have beaten my friends of with a club so we are REALLY gonna start now.
OK IF YOU'VE BEEN SCROLLING DOWN LOOKING FOR THE STORY STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello ok... Alright *glances over at the sugar-high and hyper antiworm * INSPIRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE WE GO!
"SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shrieked the horse in a piercingly high-pitched note "I reiterate, SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR! I DEMAND SUGAR!" "Good idea Pony, let's go!" said Two-bit excitedly, "Vamos!" So they piled into Darry's truck, Pony took the wheel, and proceeded to take a left then a right then a left then two circles and they were crashing through the window at SWEET CELEBRATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a coincidence! * cough cough * When they walked in they happen to meet the evil Miss SUEZ, who was working the midnight shift. Ms. Suez was Pony's baby sitter, so Horsey immediately proceeded to shriek bloody murder. Two-bit luckily quickly administered a penalty smack, which shut him up for the time being, or was that the sugar calling to him from all sides? So being the greasers they are Two-bit promptly gagged and tied the lady, and joined Pony in devouring every sugary edible it sight. After eating every bit of food in the store, wrappers and all, Pony was bouncing of the walls like a bouncy-ball, screaming "WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! SUGAR HIGH!!!! SUGAR HIGH!!!! SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR!" like a wild thing. Two-bit in the mean time was too busy chugging down the beer he had found under the counter to realize that Miss Suez had gotten free and was trying to ward of Pony with every object in sight. Which was understandable, considering Pony was doing the SQUIRREL-GO- WEEEEEEE dance. (to witness the squirrel dance, go to www.funnyjunk.com, and scroll down until you see squirrel go weeeee) Well Suez was getting desperate so she chucked her sock at him, hoping the fowl stench would scare him away. "That means. I'm.FREE!"
slurred Pony in a high-pitch squeak, waggling his ears insanely while he danced around the store with his sock. Even Two-bit by this point was getting a little disturbed, and Suez was calling the local zoo, demanding that one of their monkeys had gotten lose and they better come take it away with the use of a tranquilizer this very instant. "Ummmm... How 'bout we go see what's next door Pony?" asked Two-bit timidly. "YOU SHALL NOT HARM HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!" announced Pony, who was hitting himself over the head with a water-jug as Two-bit dragged him out of the store, leaving Suez screaming about rabid radioactive Monkeys from Mars invading the world. After Two-bit had casually broken through the skylight of the shop next store, Ponyboy naturally made a beeline to the beauty section, quickly finding the PINK nail polish! And of course being the person he is he casually slipped it in his pocket. Two-bit, meanwhile, had been searching through the candy and had found the Chocolate gummy bears, and shoved at least ¾ of them into his mouth (considering Two-bit's chosen beverage, it took him a bit longer to reach a sugar high). He decided he liked it as much as chocolate cake, and would probably like it more if he had some of his favorite beverage to go with it! After a few more mouthfuls, he was on the dreaded SUGAR HIGH!!!!! He hence started bouncing around, war-whooping in a high pitch in a manor similar to a deranged hamster. Pony meanwhile had dived headfirst into an enormous bag of sugar, and was practically inhaling it. LIKE HE NEEDED ANY MORE! "Hey Pony, over here!" Two-bit called, "I found CAFFIENE!!!!!!!" O0O0O0O0O no! "CAFFIENE?!?!?!?! YIPPEEE! Pepsi-cola came to town! Bunch of Socs. knocked him down! Ring-fingered gave him the whopping of the year! Now we're drinkin' BUDWISER BEER! Beer had to go watch Mickey-Mouse! Now we're drinking Pepsi on the house! Johnny went to Windrixville and Pepsi went too! Now we don't know what to do!" Pony sank screechily as he swung on a rope tied to no where like Tarzan over to the soda machine. Two-bit was now a little afraid so he started to SLOWLY BACK AWAY as Pony began to crack open the soda machine using his head. "THE JOY OF PEPSI! C A F F E I N E!!" sang Pony as he sprayed Two- bit with his soda in an attempt to open the can. After much cussing and throwing of the can against the wall Pony managed to get the thing open and who should come floating out of the can but the spirit of JOHNNY!!!! * Atmospheric thunder and lightning * "JOHNNY?!?" Pony said, dumbfounded "that's MY PEPSI!!!!!!!" Two-bit was now VERY AFRAID and was seriously considering putting Pony out of his misery. But when he spotted some more beer on a shelf he quickly forgot his friend's insanity and ran like the wind over there, and began downing every bottle in sight. "WAIT A MINUTE!" said Pony suddenly "WAIT A MINUTE! Hold yer horses!" (Two-bit sniggered imagining someone holding back a frantic Pony by the collar) "JOHNNY! AREN'T YOU DEAD?!?!?!?!?" "Yeah." "Well, then shouldn't you be in hell right now?" "Yeah, but I got on a sugar-high and they threw me out. So I thought I'd come and bother you" Pony hence began chasing the 4-inch tall ghost of Johnny all over the store with a fly swatter. TO BE CONTINUED.
Notice: No feverish PONIES were harmed in the making of this fanfic.
No lost puppies with BIG BLACK EYES were harmed in the making of this fanfic
All bottles of SODAPOP used in the making of this fanfic were recycled.
Ok sorry, but saying thanks for all the reviews is too stressful so yeah thanks all! Well I will say especially Blatty cause you rock!
Ok so me comp was down for a long time, too long really, and then I finally get back on and NO ONE'S UPDATED!!!! COME ON GANG!!!!!! WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS!!!!! Well maybe it's the sight that's screwed but anyways I am DYING for I don't remember and no safety zone to be updated.
Why are we writing? We really have nothing to write about. O and if anyone has ANY ideas for shadows
Depression has taken over the werid world11111111111111111
ok that was killtheworm don't ask I really don't know
ok as I was saying before I was so RUDELY interupted * stars meaningfully at hillbilly * I was sayin' that I need ideas for shadows so yeah. Ok we're gonna start now.
@ @
( ^ ^)
(~~~~~~~~~~~)
The lovely picture of the worm (above) was typed by Antiworm/Mrs. Daniel Radcliffe. ^ _ ^
Ok, I have beaten my friends of with a club so we are REALLY gonna start now.
OK IF YOU'VE BEEN SCROLLING DOWN LOOKING FOR THE STORY STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello ok... Alright *glances over at the sugar-high and hyper antiworm * INSPIRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE WE GO!
"SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shrieked the horse in a piercingly high-pitched note "I reiterate, SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR! I DEMAND SUGAR!" "Good idea Pony, let's go!" said Two-bit excitedly, "Vamos!" So they piled into Darry's truck, Pony took the wheel, and proceeded to take a left then a right then a left then two circles and they were crashing through the window at SWEET CELEBRATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a coincidence! * cough cough * When they walked in they happen to meet the evil Miss SUEZ, who was working the midnight shift. Ms. Suez was Pony's baby sitter, so Horsey immediately proceeded to shriek bloody murder. Two-bit luckily quickly administered a penalty smack, which shut him up for the time being, or was that the sugar calling to him from all sides? So being the greasers they are Two-bit promptly gagged and tied the lady, and joined Pony in devouring every sugary edible it sight. After eating every bit of food in the store, wrappers and all, Pony was bouncing of the walls like a bouncy-ball, screaming "WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! SUGAR HIGH!!!! SUGAR HIGH!!!! SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR!" like a wild thing. Two-bit in the mean time was too busy chugging down the beer he had found under the counter to realize that Miss Suez had gotten free and was trying to ward of Pony with every object in sight. Which was understandable, considering Pony was doing the SQUIRREL-GO- WEEEEEEE dance. (to witness the squirrel dance, go to www.funnyjunk.com, and scroll down until you see squirrel go weeeee) Well Suez was getting desperate so she chucked her sock at him, hoping the fowl stench would scare him away. "That means. I'm.FREE!"
slurred Pony in a high-pitch squeak, waggling his ears insanely while he danced around the store with his sock. Even Two-bit by this point was getting a little disturbed, and Suez was calling the local zoo, demanding that one of their monkeys had gotten lose and they better come take it away with the use of a tranquilizer this very instant. "Ummmm... How 'bout we go see what's next door Pony?" asked Two-bit timidly. "YOU SHALL NOT HARM HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!" announced Pony, who was hitting himself over the head with a water-jug as Two-bit dragged him out of the store, leaving Suez screaming about rabid radioactive Monkeys from Mars invading the world. After Two-bit had casually broken through the skylight of the shop next store, Ponyboy naturally made a beeline to the beauty section, quickly finding the PINK nail polish! And of course being the person he is he casually slipped it in his pocket. Two-bit, meanwhile, had been searching through the candy and had found the Chocolate gummy bears, and shoved at least ¾ of them into his mouth (considering Two-bit's chosen beverage, it took him a bit longer to reach a sugar high). He decided he liked it as much as chocolate cake, and would probably like it more if he had some of his favorite beverage to go with it! After a few more mouthfuls, he was on the dreaded SUGAR HIGH!!!!! He hence started bouncing around, war-whooping in a high pitch in a manor similar to a deranged hamster. Pony meanwhile had dived headfirst into an enormous bag of sugar, and was practically inhaling it. LIKE HE NEEDED ANY MORE! "Hey Pony, over here!" Two-bit called, "I found CAFFIENE!!!!!!!" O0O0O0O0O no! "CAFFIENE?!?!?!?! YIPPEEE! Pepsi-cola came to town! Bunch of Socs. knocked him down! Ring-fingered gave him the whopping of the year! Now we're drinkin' BUDWISER BEER! Beer had to go watch Mickey-Mouse! Now we're drinking Pepsi on the house! Johnny went to Windrixville and Pepsi went too! Now we don't know what to do!" Pony sank screechily as he swung on a rope tied to no where like Tarzan over to the soda machine. Two-bit was now a little afraid so he started to SLOWLY BACK AWAY as Pony began to crack open the soda machine using his head. "THE JOY OF PEPSI! C A F F E I N E!!" sang Pony as he sprayed Two- bit with his soda in an attempt to open the can. After much cussing and throwing of the can against the wall Pony managed to get the thing open and who should come floating out of the can but the spirit of JOHNNY!!!! * Atmospheric thunder and lightning * "JOHNNY?!?" Pony said, dumbfounded "that's MY PEPSI!!!!!!!" Two-bit was now VERY AFRAID and was seriously considering putting Pony out of his misery. But when he spotted some more beer on a shelf he quickly forgot his friend's insanity and ran like the wind over there, and began downing every bottle in sight. "WAIT A MINUTE!" said Pony suddenly "WAIT A MINUTE! Hold yer horses!" (Two-bit sniggered imagining someone holding back a frantic Pony by the collar) "JOHNNY! AREN'T YOU DEAD?!?!?!?!?" "Yeah." "Well, then shouldn't you be in hell right now?" "Yeah, but I got on a sugar-high and they threw me out. So I thought I'd come and bother you" Pony hence began chasing the 4-inch tall ghost of Johnny all over the store with a fly swatter. TO BE CONTINUED.
Notice: No feverish PONIES were harmed in the making of this fanfic.
No lost puppies with BIG BLACK EYES were harmed in the making of this fanfic
All bottles of SODAPOP used in the making of this fanfic were recycled.