Struck with fear, Tea began to run circles around the room, screaming at
the top of her lungs. "AAHHHH!! HELP ME! HELP ME! They've killed Boromir
and now they're out to kill MeeeeEEEEeeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEE!!! It's a
conspiracy! A CONSPIRACY! I must go and hide before-" THONK! Tea slumped to
the ground after being hit upside the head with the frying pan. Kristy
smirked. Then Avril stepped forward, donning her usual manly outfit: baggy
jeans that look about 10 years old, a really tight shirt with some sort of
offensive word silkscreened to the front of it, a tie, and about 50 lbs of
makeup.
"Pshh, she just had to go and make things so complicated, didn't she?" Avril quoted, shaking her head. Legolas scoffed.
"Shut up, you manly bitch," he said under his breath. He had somehow managed to release himself of his bonds and was now standing with everyone else. Avril turned to him.
"Well I'm more of a man than you'll ever be!" she retorted. Legolas snorted.
"Just because I have long blonde hair and walk around in tights doesn't make me unmanly!" he replied.
"Yes it does!" Avril said. She pulled a skateboard out of her baggy jeans and hopped on it. "Well I can do a boneless 360 kickflip into a double 540 ollie!" she said, attempting a fancy trick on her board.
The room filled with a simoutaneous: "Ooooh, Ahhhh!" Upon the punk star's landing.
"Pshh, I could do that if I really wanted to," Legolas said, folding his arms. "I just don't feel like it right now."
"Uhuh, I'd like to see you try!" Avril challenged, tossing him the board. Legolas caught it and threw it to the ground. He then proceeded to do several difficult skating tricks and tossed it back to Avril when he was finished.
"Ooooh, Ahhhh!" filled the room once more. Avril shifted her weight from her left to her right leg.
"Oh, look. It's Sk8er Elf!" no one laughed at her pathetic attempt to make fun of everyone's favorite LOTR hottie. "Ahem."
"Let's see if you can shoot an arrow half decently," Legolas said quietly, aiming for the Subway Mascot once more. The mascot was still. Legolas let his arrow go. This time, one of the tomatoes ended up pinned to the wall. The elf grinned confidently.
"Let me see that," Avril scoffed, grabbing the bow from Legolas. She pulled one of his arrows out of the quiver and took aim, then let fly. She managed to pin the mascot between his large canvas eyes. "Oops."
Kristy glared at the singer, then took the mascot's pulse. "He's dead," she announced. She flipped him over, and noticed something else: a daggar sticking out of his back. "But I don't think it was Ms. Lavigne's doing." A gasp went around the room.
"The murderer has struck again," Yugi whispered.
Kristy nodded. Suddenly, she leaped up and ran toward the front door, shaking the handle fiercely. "Dammit!" she said, banging her fist on the door. "This always happens."
"What always happens?" Tristan asked, clutching his ass, which was still in a cast.
"We're locked in this house with a psychotic killer."
There was no reply. Everyone's head turned upon hearing the back door squeak open. Kristy rushed over. "Hey, what's going on?" a female voice inquired. It was Kristy's friend, Kendra. Without answering, Kristy ran over and tried the back door. It was also locked.
"Dammit!" She yelled, then uttered a few worse curses.
"What's going on?" Kendra asked innocently.
"One of us is a psychotic killer. Boromir and the Subway mascot are already dead." Pippin explained.
"Aw, that sucks," Kendra said.
"Yeah. It does."
"Pshh, she just had to go and make things so complicated, didn't she?" Avril quoted, shaking her head. Legolas scoffed.
"Shut up, you manly bitch," he said under his breath. He had somehow managed to release himself of his bonds and was now standing with everyone else. Avril turned to him.
"Well I'm more of a man than you'll ever be!" she retorted. Legolas snorted.
"Just because I have long blonde hair and walk around in tights doesn't make me unmanly!" he replied.
"Yes it does!" Avril said. She pulled a skateboard out of her baggy jeans and hopped on it. "Well I can do a boneless 360 kickflip into a double 540 ollie!" she said, attempting a fancy trick on her board.
The room filled with a simoutaneous: "Ooooh, Ahhhh!" Upon the punk star's landing.
"Pshh, I could do that if I really wanted to," Legolas said, folding his arms. "I just don't feel like it right now."
"Uhuh, I'd like to see you try!" Avril challenged, tossing him the board. Legolas caught it and threw it to the ground. He then proceeded to do several difficult skating tricks and tossed it back to Avril when he was finished.
"Ooooh, Ahhhh!" filled the room once more. Avril shifted her weight from her left to her right leg.
"Oh, look. It's Sk8er Elf!" no one laughed at her pathetic attempt to make fun of everyone's favorite LOTR hottie. "Ahem."
"Let's see if you can shoot an arrow half decently," Legolas said quietly, aiming for the Subway Mascot once more. The mascot was still. Legolas let his arrow go. This time, one of the tomatoes ended up pinned to the wall. The elf grinned confidently.
"Let me see that," Avril scoffed, grabbing the bow from Legolas. She pulled one of his arrows out of the quiver and took aim, then let fly. She managed to pin the mascot between his large canvas eyes. "Oops."
Kristy glared at the singer, then took the mascot's pulse. "He's dead," she announced. She flipped him over, and noticed something else: a daggar sticking out of his back. "But I don't think it was Ms. Lavigne's doing." A gasp went around the room.
"The murderer has struck again," Yugi whispered.
Kristy nodded. Suddenly, she leaped up and ran toward the front door, shaking the handle fiercely. "Dammit!" she said, banging her fist on the door. "This always happens."
"What always happens?" Tristan asked, clutching his ass, which was still in a cast.
"We're locked in this house with a psychotic killer."
There was no reply. Everyone's head turned upon hearing the back door squeak open. Kristy rushed over. "Hey, what's going on?" a female voice inquired. It was Kristy's friend, Kendra. Without answering, Kristy ran over and tried the back door. It was also locked.
"Dammit!" She yelled, then uttered a few worse curses.
"What's going on?" Kendra asked innocently.
"One of us is a psychotic killer. Boromir and the Subway mascot are already dead." Pippin explained.
"Aw, that sucks," Kendra said.
"Yeah. It does."