Hehehe HI! Ok now special thanks to CARLY, the one reviewer to actually give me some ideas! *coughcough, stares meaningfully at Killtheworm, Antiworm, Johnnita* so sorry Car but you'll have to wait until I get more suggestions. Now thanks to:

SQUIRREL OF HECK-- YER ALIVE! WA-HOOOO! BURN IT DOWN NOW! I don't know who started the rumor. Why'd you leave so suddenly? We could've had a party! Well anyways glad to know yer still around and like goodio *i wanna take cartooning!* and we miss ya! And tell yer leader Shag that we never did him any harm! *omg there's actually a book called "the curse of the squirrel"! It's by some dude called Yep. U HAVE TO GET IT! It's at the library!*

Carly-- Well, THANK YOU SO MUCH for actually being of some assistance, I feel quite luved. After I get some more ideas I'll make that into some sort of story!

Fyremoon-That is like totally my saying now! *runs around in circles* hehehe hope you don't mind! A hyper poodle? That sounds frightening. . . *shivers*

Johnnita-THANK THEE SOOOOOO MUCH! Well considering I know you in person I won't risk getting carpol tunnel *however that's spelled*

And thank you to Avalea and Crazy4nc for updating!

Disclaimer: I don't own the outsiders. Now I bet ½ of you just died of shock.

Well hey I discovered that my story is now on the 2cd page so I thought I'd better update! This is like an example of what my new idea will be like. It's like the setup for all you guys to come in. Now this is kinda written in play type form so yeah.

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*Darry was peacefully reading his paper and downing a cup of coffee. So far today he had roofed about a gillion houses, strained roughly a ba-jillion muscles, cleaned the entire house, and made dinner *well, something that roughly resembled a half-plucked turkey when you squint*, so he thought he very much deserved his coffee. But, just as he finally relaxed and unfolded his paper, a rocket ship blasted off in his backyard.

No, not really, but Pony and Two-bit had entered the house. Which, all things considered, was worse times 10. . . thousand!*

Two-bit: "Yankee doodle went to town, riding on a PONY!"

Pony: "Stuck a feather in his hat and called it, umm. well, BEER!"

Two-bit: "Pony, that's not how it goes!"

Pony: "Two-bit, are you suggesting I resemble a planktin!" A/N all you non- spongebobbers won't get this

Two-bit: "Ummm. *what's planktin?* Yeah!"

Pony: *slaps Two-bit across the face* "WACK! Off to Windrixville with you!"

Burnin' Church Gal *in the form of a teeny lil fairy/ghost/spirit type thing that they can only see when she addresses them* : Po-neigh-boi, thawt's nawt okay! *sob* Johnny died in Windrixville, remember? Wait, in the BURNIN' CHURCH!" *fire errupts within her, held in only by her skin, which has become transparent, and she procedes to do a creepy jig, which kinda reminds one of a grasshopper having a sedure*

Pony: *suddenly begins to sob* "Oh yeah, poor Johnny" *the creepy jig and fire-fairy register* "OH MY GOD EVIL FAIRY!"

Two-bit: "Pony, umm. . . who are you talking to?"

Pony *still sobbing*: "This lil fire-fly type thing that's buzzing around."

Darry: *sigh* "What are you guys on?"

Two-bit: "SUGAR!"

Burnin' Church Gal: "WHAT! YOU GOT ON A SUGAR HIGH WITHOUT ME!" Two-bit: *in a peircing high pitch to seemingly thin air* "YUP!"

*Burnin' Church Gal's eternal fire flares up even higher, and she glows a bright red and starts smoking at the nose*

Darry: *backing away* "Heaven preserve us. . ."

Pony: *still sobbing* "Don't forget all the cough syrup and tylonol we lifted from the drug store."

*This is entirely too much for the Church*

Burnin' Church Gal: "WHAT!?!?!?!? Yer gonna pay for this!" *begins breathing fire and shooting fire from her hands at Pony and Two-bit*

Darry: "Ummmmmm. . ." *watches Pony and Two-bit run around in circles for no apparent reason while shrieking about evil fairies*

Burnin' Church Gal: "Just wait! I'm bringing back reinforcements!" *shoots off in a burst of sparks*

Pony: "Thank god!"

*sound of distant crackling flames*

Darry: "Oh no. . ."

Two-bit: "Take cover!"

*Darry, Two-bit, and Pony all hide under the sofa as a swarm of lil fairy type things break the door down and besiege the house. Yes, Burnin' Church Gal had returned with all of Fanfiction.net!*

Dun Dun Dun to be continued if you guys give me ideas! If you have no idea what I'm talking about when I say ideas, please refer back to last chapter. Ok and now for yer patience with this chapter I have posted two! Clap for me!

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