Alright sorry I reposted this chapter cause the spacing got messed and I
think it's easier to read this way.
Lol and now I'll mension you Blatty! THANX FOR ALL THE GREAT REVIEWS YOU ROCK! Hehehe.
Ok I am writing this because I have been totally spurred into writing again my ROCKABYE, who has written me the best review I've EVER GOTTEN! Thank you so much Rocka, u ROCK! *hey that worked! Whatda ya know!*
Well hope all ya other peeps are happy now. I took that other chapter off because I apparently offended some people.
Anyways, I haven't a clue what to write so, considering I am totally hyper on SUGAR *and NO I'm NOT on crack and I'm only on cough syrup when I'm sick!* I am gonna continue the SUGAR HIGH SHANADIGANS! *cough cough* so yeah here we go! No wait here we not go! PLEAZ give me suggestions for my other idea! Have no idea what I'm talking about? FOR ONCE THERE MIGHT BE A CURE! Refer to chapter 10! So NOW here we go!
Well, considering those zoo-peeps weren't being very cooperative about bringing over some very much needed tranquilizers, Two-bit was now quietly hiding within the cash register, chugging down another beer. Pony and Johnny, however, were both still very much on a sugar high, and very much having a mini-rumble over who got the Pepsi.
"GET YER OWN CAFFIENE!"
"BUT I HAD IT FIRST!"
"BUT I WAS L I V I N G IN IT!"
This thought was yet to hit the horse, so, upon hearing this, he sat down in the "Thinker" stance and thought.
Pony: "Ya know, Johnny, for once you have a point, I think I will get my own!"
Johnny: "OH YEAH! Burn it down now!" Well, this was not a very bright thing to say, even if you had burned up in a church and landed yerself in the place of eternal fire. Why? Because it caught Burnin' Church Gal's attention!
Burnin': "What? Say what? Burnin? What's burning?"
Johnny: *eying the new 4-inch tall spirit thing that's popped up at his elbow* "ummmmm. I think I'll just go back into my Pepsi now" *dives in head first*
Burnin': *staring in awe at all the sugar* OH! MY! GOD! *buzzes about in circles before diving into huge sack of sugar*
Now, all this time Pony had been trying to open his new can of Pepsi *also his 95th*, but finally gave up and nawed his way into it. But who should come floating out THIS time but the spirit of BOB! *dun dun dun*
Pony: "OMG HE'S COME BACK TO DROWN ME AGAIN!" *begins to sob while trying to hide in a can of beans*
Johnny: *popping out of his can* What? Who is? *buzzes out and freezes at sight of Bob*
Bob: "Wait, I know you! You're that whiny greaser!"
Johnny: *gasp* "Emperor Coos-Co?" A/N hehehe sorry I love that movie! Oh yeah by the way I don't own it, now that was a shock!
Bob: *blink blink* "Ummm. no. Let me give you a hint" *takes off rings and chucks them at Johnny*
Johnny: "Oh I get it! You're Frodo the dodo!" A/N 3 guesses what I'm about to say!
Bob: *sigh* "No ya punk, here, this has GOT to remind ya!" *yanks switch out of his back and hands it to Johnny*
Johnny: *blink blink* "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I'M GONNA DIE! I'm gonna die that's it for me!" A/N yes, more New Groove quotes!
Bob: "No we're not! Give me your arm *flips poor lil Johnny over his shoulder* Now the other one *flips him back* Now when I say go, push against my back. . . No NOT with yer switch! and we'll walk up the hill! Ready? GO!" *begins swinging Johnny around his head like a lasso*
Johnny: "You did that on purpose!"
Burnin': *popping out of the now empty sack which formerly held sugar* "I LOVE THAT MOVIE!"
It was then, however, that Coos-Co *in human form* and Pacha *however you spell that*, also came thundering down through the skylight.
Coos-Co: "Ummm. Pacha? I don't think we're in Aztec Mexico anymore!"
*Wicked Witch of the West yeah yeah yeah don't own her either flies through sky light on broomstick*
Wicked Witch: *cackles, pointing at Pony, who has climbed out of his can of beans and is attempting to rescue Johnny from Bob* "There you are my pretty, er, I mean, ugly! HEHEHE I'm gonna sic my evil flying monkeys on you, and yer little lost-dog lookin' friend too!"
*Pony and Johnny look at each other, shriek, and begin running around in circles*
Pony: "Leave us alone! Soda! Darry! Help!"
Johnny: "Hey, fire-fly! *referring to muaw* HELP!"
*Burnin', however, is now normal size, and decked out in full Coos-co attire, and is doing the Coos-Co dance the one where he throws open the doors in the beginning while his theme song is going with, surprise surprise, Coos-co!*
Bob: *to Wicked Witch* "Hey baby, yer my kind of woman! LET'S GET EM!" *Bob and Wicked Witch begin chasing poor lil Pony and Johnny all over creation. Meanwhile, flying monkey have broken the door down and are flying everywhere*
Pacha: *leaps into cash register to join Two-bit*
Coos-Co and Burnin': *now doing the moonwalk, back into Pony and Johnny, who are still trying desperately to make their get-away* "Dow!!! YOU THROUGH OFF MY GROOVE!" *one of those purple and scarlet soldier guys walks out of the shadows, picks up Johnny and Pony, and tosses them out the window.
Pony: *to Johnny while plummeting through the air* "Hey, we got away!"
Bob and Wicked Witch: "Oh no you haven't!" *leap out window too*
Burnin and Coos-Co: *look around and see only flying monkeys, and a ready- to-burst cash register* "Hey, where'd everyone go? Oh well!" *Coos-Co snaps fingers and a bunch of servant peeps pop out of no where bearing plates of sugar cubes*
Burnin': "This is my kind of service!"
Hehehe ok that was deranged. Oh well. KEEP THE REVIEWS COMIN'! *pops a sugar cube into mouth* Thanx you guys!
3 the church
Lol and now I'll mension you Blatty! THANX FOR ALL THE GREAT REVIEWS YOU ROCK! Hehehe.
Ok I am writing this because I have been totally spurred into writing again my ROCKABYE, who has written me the best review I've EVER GOTTEN! Thank you so much Rocka, u ROCK! *hey that worked! Whatda ya know!*
Well hope all ya other peeps are happy now. I took that other chapter off because I apparently offended some people.
Anyways, I haven't a clue what to write so, considering I am totally hyper on SUGAR *and NO I'm NOT on crack and I'm only on cough syrup when I'm sick!* I am gonna continue the SUGAR HIGH SHANADIGANS! *cough cough* so yeah here we go! No wait here we not go! PLEAZ give me suggestions for my other idea! Have no idea what I'm talking about? FOR ONCE THERE MIGHT BE A CURE! Refer to chapter 10! So NOW here we go!
Well, considering those zoo-peeps weren't being very cooperative about bringing over some very much needed tranquilizers, Two-bit was now quietly hiding within the cash register, chugging down another beer. Pony and Johnny, however, were both still very much on a sugar high, and very much having a mini-rumble over who got the Pepsi.
"GET YER OWN CAFFIENE!"
"BUT I HAD IT FIRST!"
"BUT I WAS L I V I N G IN IT!"
This thought was yet to hit the horse, so, upon hearing this, he sat down in the "Thinker" stance and thought.
Pony: "Ya know, Johnny, for once you have a point, I think I will get my own!"
Johnny: "OH YEAH! Burn it down now!" Well, this was not a very bright thing to say, even if you had burned up in a church and landed yerself in the place of eternal fire. Why? Because it caught Burnin' Church Gal's attention!
Burnin': "What? Say what? Burnin? What's burning?"
Johnny: *eying the new 4-inch tall spirit thing that's popped up at his elbow* "ummmmm. I think I'll just go back into my Pepsi now" *dives in head first*
Burnin': *staring in awe at all the sugar* OH! MY! GOD! *buzzes about in circles before diving into huge sack of sugar*
Now, all this time Pony had been trying to open his new can of Pepsi *also his 95th*, but finally gave up and nawed his way into it. But who should come floating out THIS time but the spirit of BOB! *dun dun dun*
Pony: "OMG HE'S COME BACK TO DROWN ME AGAIN!" *begins to sob while trying to hide in a can of beans*
Johnny: *popping out of his can* What? Who is? *buzzes out and freezes at sight of Bob*
Bob: "Wait, I know you! You're that whiny greaser!"
Johnny: *gasp* "Emperor Coos-Co?" A/N hehehe sorry I love that movie! Oh yeah by the way I don't own it, now that was a shock!
Bob: *blink blink* "Ummm. no. Let me give you a hint" *takes off rings and chucks them at Johnny*
Johnny: "Oh I get it! You're Frodo the dodo!" A/N 3 guesses what I'm about to say!
Bob: *sigh* "No ya punk, here, this has GOT to remind ya!" *yanks switch out of his back and hands it to Johnny*
Johnny: *blink blink* "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I'M GONNA DIE! I'm gonna die that's it for me!" A/N yes, more New Groove quotes!
Bob: "No we're not! Give me your arm *flips poor lil Johnny over his shoulder* Now the other one *flips him back* Now when I say go, push against my back. . . No NOT with yer switch! and we'll walk up the hill! Ready? GO!" *begins swinging Johnny around his head like a lasso*
Johnny: "You did that on purpose!"
Burnin': *popping out of the now empty sack which formerly held sugar* "I LOVE THAT MOVIE!"
It was then, however, that Coos-Co *in human form* and Pacha *however you spell that*, also came thundering down through the skylight.
Coos-Co: "Ummm. Pacha? I don't think we're in Aztec Mexico anymore!"
*Wicked Witch of the West yeah yeah yeah don't own her either flies through sky light on broomstick*
Wicked Witch: *cackles, pointing at Pony, who has climbed out of his can of beans and is attempting to rescue Johnny from Bob* "There you are my pretty, er, I mean, ugly! HEHEHE I'm gonna sic my evil flying monkeys on you, and yer little lost-dog lookin' friend too!"
*Pony and Johnny look at each other, shriek, and begin running around in circles*
Pony: "Leave us alone! Soda! Darry! Help!"
Johnny: "Hey, fire-fly! *referring to muaw* HELP!"
*Burnin', however, is now normal size, and decked out in full Coos-co attire, and is doing the Coos-Co dance the one where he throws open the doors in the beginning while his theme song is going with, surprise surprise, Coos-co!*
Bob: *to Wicked Witch* "Hey baby, yer my kind of woman! LET'S GET EM!" *Bob and Wicked Witch begin chasing poor lil Pony and Johnny all over creation. Meanwhile, flying monkey have broken the door down and are flying everywhere*
Pacha: *leaps into cash register to join Two-bit*
Coos-Co and Burnin': *now doing the moonwalk, back into Pony and Johnny, who are still trying desperately to make their get-away* "Dow!!! YOU THROUGH OFF MY GROOVE!" *one of those purple and scarlet soldier guys walks out of the shadows, picks up Johnny and Pony, and tosses them out the window.
Pony: *to Johnny while plummeting through the air* "Hey, we got away!"
Bob and Wicked Witch: "Oh no you haven't!" *leap out window too*
Burnin and Coos-Co: *look around and see only flying monkeys, and a ready- to-burst cash register* "Hey, where'd everyone go? Oh well!" *Coos-Co snaps fingers and a bunch of servant peeps pop out of no where bearing plates of sugar cubes*
Burnin': "This is my kind of service!"
Hehehe ok that was deranged. Oh well. KEEP THE REVIEWS COMIN'! *pops a sugar cube into mouth* Thanx you guys!
3 the church