Sleepless Night... [kenshin fan fic]
"Hey Sano. Guess what I found..." says Yahiko yelling across the room.
"What did you find?" replies Sanosuke. (or sano for short)
"I FOUND A BLANKET! Now we wont freeze."
"How many are their Yahiko?"
"Ummm" says Yahiko shaking his head back and fourth as if looking for something. "One..."
"WHAT!? YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO SHARE!!!"
"You make it sound like it's a bad thing Sano." *sweat drop*
"I dont think guys like to sleep under the same blanket. Okay. Lets go and sleep on the tatami over their so we dont lay on the ice cold floor."
"Oh! Right."
The two lay down under the blanket getting ready to fall asleep.
"Sano..." says Yahiko in a quite voice. "Sano, I'm not tired."
"Eh!? Why not? I'm beat." replies sano.
"I don't know. Sano?"
"Yeah?"
"I've been wondering... why does Kenshin say oro?"
"I don't know. Go to sleep. Ja ne." (Ja ne = good night)
"But I can't. I'm to busy thinking about Kouru in a bikini."
"SAY WHAT!? How could you be thinking that!?"
"I don't know."
"Well then... Be quite and keep your thoughts to your self."
"Fine. Good night."
"Night."
Two minutes later.
"Oi, Sano?"
"Nn?"
"We don't usually find time together alone like this..."
"Eh?"
"Well, I was just thinking we might take advantage of the situation-"
"WHAT!? You better not be gay otherwise..." *sweat drop*
"You know, their's a lot of stuff I don't know about. And you know a lot."
"..." Sanosuke is relieved.
"Sano?"
"Eh?"
"Sano... How do people make babies?"
"Oh, is that - hold it! Y-you don't know?"
"No. But you do right?"
"Heck yeah."
"So?"
"So?"
"How?"
"Why don't you go talk to your nikini girl, Kouru?"
"Cuz. You'll give it to me straight. Kouru is great. But your cool! You know things."
"... Not now. I'm dead tired. We can talk tommorrow."
"Oh alright. Good night"
"Night."
Five minutes later.
"Sano!"
"What!?"
"I just remembered the wierd dream I had last night! Wanna hear?"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"Go to sleep."
"Alright. Good night."
Twenty minutes later.
"Sano?"
"..."
"Sano. Are you asleep?"
"I was! Don't ask me again!"
"Sure."
"Don't ask me anything again!"
"Why???"
"Because I'm trying to sleep!"
"Oh... I forgot."
1 Hour later.
"Tsuuu..."
"Nn? Yahiko?"
"Tsu...ba..."
"Nn? You asleep?"
"Wa... wait! Don't leave me Tsubame-chan!"
"Eh? Tsubame-chan?"
"Tsubame..."
"Oi, let go of me! Get off! Yahiko, you're dreaming!"
Sanosuke smacks Yahiko across the face. Yahiko is still fast asleep...
"Ahhh. Tsubame!"
"I'm not Tsubame. How big do you think she is!?"
2 Hours later...
"Nn..."
"Yahiko..."
One minute later.
"Okay... I've had it. I'll move you-my-self. There."
"Oro"
"..."
Hours Later.........
"Sano! Mou, lazy idiot! SANO!"
"Kuso. What?"
"Wake up! It's still dark outside."
"But the sun it starting to rise. Let's go home."
"Go? Now?"
"Yeah. It'll take all day to walk there. We need an early start."
"..."
"SANO!"
"AHHH! How can you expect me to get up when I've just lived through the worst NIGHT OF MY LIFE!?!?!?"
"Worst-?"
"AND THE ENDLESS QUESTIONS."
"Eh? Only two-"
"Then the Tsubame dream-"
"How'd you know about that!?"
"Then draping your arms and legs over me-"
"How did you-?"
"Plus the snoring and kicking-"
"But I never told you about that drea!"
"YOU DIDN'T NEED TO!"
"Hey Sano. Guess what I found..." says Yahiko yelling across the room.
"What did you find?" replies Sanosuke. (or sano for short)
"I FOUND A BLANKET! Now we wont freeze."
"How many are their Yahiko?"
"Ummm" says Yahiko shaking his head back and fourth as if looking for something. "One..."
"WHAT!? YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO SHARE!!!"
"You make it sound like it's a bad thing Sano." *sweat drop*
"I dont think guys like to sleep under the same blanket. Okay. Lets go and sleep on the tatami over their so we dont lay on the ice cold floor."
"Oh! Right."
The two lay down under the blanket getting ready to fall asleep.
"Sano..." says Yahiko in a quite voice. "Sano, I'm not tired."
"Eh!? Why not? I'm beat." replies sano.
"I don't know. Sano?"
"Yeah?"
"I've been wondering... why does Kenshin say oro?"
"I don't know. Go to sleep. Ja ne." (Ja ne = good night)
"But I can't. I'm to busy thinking about Kouru in a bikini."
"SAY WHAT!? How could you be thinking that!?"
"I don't know."
"Well then... Be quite and keep your thoughts to your self."
"Fine. Good night."
"Night."
Two minutes later.
"Oi, Sano?"
"Nn?"
"We don't usually find time together alone like this..."
"Eh?"
"Well, I was just thinking we might take advantage of the situation-"
"WHAT!? You better not be gay otherwise..." *sweat drop*
"You know, their's a lot of stuff I don't know about. And you know a lot."
"..." Sanosuke is relieved.
"Sano?"
"Eh?"
"Sano... How do people make babies?"
"Oh, is that - hold it! Y-you don't know?"
"No. But you do right?"
"Heck yeah."
"So?"
"So?"
"How?"
"Why don't you go talk to your nikini girl, Kouru?"
"Cuz. You'll give it to me straight. Kouru is great. But your cool! You know things."
"... Not now. I'm dead tired. We can talk tommorrow."
"Oh alright. Good night"
"Night."
Five minutes later.
"Sano!"
"What!?"
"I just remembered the wierd dream I had last night! Wanna hear?"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"Go to sleep."
"Alright. Good night."
Twenty minutes later.
"Sano?"
"..."
"Sano. Are you asleep?"
"I was! Don't ask me again!"
"Sure."
"Don't ask me anything again!"
"Why???"
"Because I'm trying to sleep!"
"Oh... I forgot."
1 Hour later.
"Tsuuu..."
"Nn? Yahiko?"
"Tsu...ba..."
"Nn? You asleep?"
"Wa... wait! Don't leave me Tsubame-chan!"
"Eh? Tsubame-chan?"
"Tsubame..."
"Oi, let go of me! Get off! Yahiko, you're dreaming!"
Sanosuke smacks Yahiko across the face. Yahiko is still fast asleep...
"Ahhh. Tsubame!"
"I'm not Tsubame. How big do you think she is!?"
2 Hours later...
"Nn..."
"Yahiko..."
One minute later.
"Okay... I've had it. I'll move you-my-self. There."
"Oro"
"..."
Hours Later.........
"Sano! Mou, lazy idiot! SANO!"
"Kuso. What?"
"Wake up! It's still dark outside."
"But the sun it starting to rise. Let's go home."
"Go? Now?"
"Yeah. It'll take all day to walk there. We need an early start."
"..."
"SANO!"
"AHHH! How can you expect me to get up when I've just lived through the worst NIGHT OF MY LIFE!?!?!?"
"Worst-?"
"AND THE ENDLESS QUESTIONS."
"Eh? Only two-"
"Then the Tsubame dream-"
"How'd you know about that!?"
"Then draping your arms and legs over me-"
"How did you-?"
"Plus the snoring and kicking-"
"But I never told you about that drea!"
"YOU DIDN'T NEED TO!"