There is one word, and one word only to describe this story, and that one
word is random. Oh yes, OOC.
Disclaimers: I don't own FY, and I don't own Ozzy Osbourne, but I do own the little bird.
The Seiryuu have mental problems. (but we knew that!)
Suboshi was outside in his backyard playing with his ryuuseisui, and Ashitare was panting while running after them.
Amiboshi was practicing his flute, and the birds were singing along.
. Well, they were until Nakago came outside and started to sing along. As the birds began to fly away, he reached out and grabbed one.
He walked onto the patio, and grabbed a tiki torch and was singing into it. (Chichiri's scream could be heard from across the street).
Soi and Tomo swooned at his feet, and Amiboshi stopped playing his flute. "I will not have my music accompanied by such treachery."
The helpless little bird chirped continuously as he found himself being pulled closer and closer to Nakago's face.
It was then that Suboshi and Amiboshi realized that Nakago was singing Black Sabbath (Ozzy Osbourne).
"NO!!" the two screamed, but it was too late. Instead of being crushed, the little birdie met its end by having its head bitten off.
Soi screamed as the blood splattered all over her face.
Tomo grabbed his compact and smiled, he like the edge that the splatter gave to his make-up.
Ashitare romped happily around the backyard with Suboshi's yo-yos! Suboshi turned around to face the wolf with flames in his eyes. "ALRIGHT DOG!! GIVE ME MY RYUUSEISUI BACK AND YOUR SQUEAKY TOY IS SAFE!!!"
Amiboshi was mourning over the poor little bird, and make him a little grave.
Nakago was busy trying to spit the feathers out of his mouth, and he grabbed the nearby pitcher of iced tea, and downed it in one gulp, trying to rid his mouth of the little birds' blood.
Tomo who had just put away his compact observed the scene and began to laugh. "Kekekekakaka!!"
Something twitched from behind some trees, and Nuriko and Tasuki popped up from behind them and shouted, "Hey look!! It's Kakaka the Homo!!"
They surveyed the scene and quickly decided that they really weren't wanted there, so they left the 6 twisted seishi to themselves.
--The end. Yea. I'm not high (Although I have been told crack kills ^_^), just sleep deprived. Anyone want more? I won't be cruel to anymore little birdies. It's just that the idea popped into my head! ^_^
Disclaimers: I don't own FY, and I don't own Ozzy Osbourne, but I do own the little bird.
The Seiryuu have mental problems. (but we knew that!)
Suboshi was outside in his backyard playing with his ryuuseisui, and Ashitare was panting while running after them.
Amiboshi was practicing his flute, and the birds were singing along.
. Well, they were until Nakago came outside and started to sing along. As the birds began to fly away, he reached out and grabbed one.
He walked onto the patio, and grabbed a tiki torch and was singing into it. (Chichiri's scream could be heard from across the street).
Soi and Tomo swooned at his feet, and Amiboshi stopped playing his flute. "I will not have my music accompanied by such treachery."
The helpless little bird chirped continuously as he found himself being pulled closer and closer to Nakago's face.
It was then that Suboshi and Amiboshi realized that Nakago was singing Black Sabbath (Ozzy Osbourne).
"NO!!" the two screamed, but it was too late. Instead of being crushed, the little birdie met its end by having its head bitten off.
Soi screamed as the blood splattered all over her face.
Tomo grabbed his compact and smiled, he like the edge that the splatter gave to his make-up.
Ashitare romped happily around the backyard with Suboshi's yo-yos! Suboshi turned around to face the wolf with flames in his eyes. "ALRIGHT DOG!! GIVE ME MY RYUUSEISUI BACK AND YOUR SQUEAKY TOY IS SAFE!!!"
Amiboshi was mourning over the poor little bird, and make him a little grave.
Nakago was busy trying to spit the feathers out of his mouth, and he grabbed the nearby pitcher of iced tea, and downed it in one gulp, trying to rid his mouth of the little birds' blood.
Tomo who had just put away his compact observed the scene and began to laugh. "Kekekekakaka!!"
Something twitched from behind some trees, and Nuriko and Tasuki popped up from behind them and shouted, "Hey look!! It's Kakaka the Homo!!"
They surveyed the scene and quickly decided that they really weren't wanted there, so they left the 6 twisted seishi to themselves.
--The end. Yea. I'm not high (Although I have been told crack kills ^_^), just sleep deprived. Anyone want more? I won't be cruel to anymore little birdies. It's just that the idea popped into my head! ^_^