Wow. I'm surprised! People actually liked the first chapter! And they
wanted more!! Wow. Big shocker for me. Oh well, let's see what I can come
up with now!
Chapter 2
When we last left off with our story, Nakago had just impersonated Ozzy Osbourne and found a new way to kill helpless little birdies, and everyone there seemed to be having problems. Amiboshi, and his newfound passion for stopping animal cruelty, while his brother played tug of war with Ashitare. Tomo and Soi were arguing over whether blood was a fashion statement, or just something really gross that comes out of peoples bodies. And just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, the authoress wrote another chapter!
Amiboshi had just finished building the grave for the small little birdie, whose death he had witnessed. After he said a small little prayer for the small animal, he turned around and scalded his otouto for attacking Ashitare, who was just a poor dumb animal, who didn't know any better.
"B-b-but!!" Suboshi squealed, as Amiboshi grabbed his ear. "Aniki!!!"
"No buts, otouto!! Say you're sorry!!" Amiboshi said, firmly.
"But ryuuseisui!!" Suboshi said.
"I said no buts! We can always get ryuuseisui back later. We have to promote animal pacifism!! What Nakago did to that poor defenseless animal, was horrible!! We can't let that happen anymore!!" Amiboshi declared.
Suboshi pouted, but did as he was told, for his aniki could be quite a forceful person when he wanted to be. Besides, Amiboshi was armed with his flute, and he was left defenseless, seeing as though poor ryuuseisui were probably being torn to shreds by Ashitare, the dumb ole' dog.
On the other side of the yard Tomo was chasing Soi, cackling madly, with a bucket of blood red paint, telling her that it was blood.
"Get away from me you cackling maniac!!" Soi cried.
"KEKEKEKEKEKE!!!!!!!" Tomo cackled. "Come and get it!!"
The two had run in at least 37 circles, before Tomo finally collapsed from the combination of cackling and running at the same time. Soi stopped, turned around, pointed, and laughed loudly. "HAHAHA!!! KAKAKA THE HOMO CAN'T RUN ANYMORE!!!! I WIN!!!!!!"
Unfortunately for Soi, Tomo happened to have a little bit of brain in his head, and he went with his instinct, which was to throw the can of paint at Soi.
"GAHHHHH!!!!!!" She screamed. Seeing as though she was drenched in the stuff, she could smell it, and recognized immediately that she was not drenched in blood, but in paint.
Tomo could tell that he was in trouble when Soi's face turned as red as the paint she was wearing. She called upon her lightning spell, and Tomo happened to be burnt to a crisp.
But that's what happens when you get struck by lightning.
So Tomo was on the ground, deep fried; Suboshi was at the mercy of his aniki, and Ashitare was under Amiboshi Protection. All this time, Nakago had been standing on the patio.
After seeing the steam rise off of Tomo, and the small fire that had lit up in his hair, he whipped out a bag of marshmallows.
He ran to the campsite that had magically appeared around Tomo.
The others gathered around the fried seishi, and received their sticks and marshmallows.
"Oh!" Soi squealed, leaning up against Nakago. "I haven't done this since I was a little girl."
Nakago rolled his eyes, then noticed that his marshmallow wasn't cooking very well, so he said, "Soi, a little help?"
"Hai Nakago!" she replied.
The lightning again sped down to the ground, and collided (again), with the already burnt to a crisp seishi.
Nakago held his marshmallow up to Tomo, and smiled. "This is much better."
After several rekindlings of their "fire," all of the marshmallows had been used up. So Nakago whipped out his guitar and started strumming it.
Amiboshi's eyes widened. "No!! Little birds!! Run away. FLY away!!!!"
All of the several thousands of birds flew out of the trees, and knowing what stupid birds tend to do when they fly, the smart, capable seishi covered themselves with whatever they could.
-Ending One- Ashitare, who was too stupid to cover himself, was covered in bird poop, and too stunned to move.
Suboshi jumped up, "Ryuuseisui!!" He grabbed his now disgusting yo- yos, and ran back to his sitting rock. "And I didn't do anything to the dumb dog to get them back!"
And for the rest of the night, the seishi sang campfire songs much to the dismay of Chichiri.
Nakago had remained uncovered and continued trying to play the instrument he had. Unfortunately, he couldn't even figure out the chords for kumbaya.
So everyone sighed, and Amiboshi decided to take the instrumental lead, yet again. And for the rest of the night, the seishi sang campfire songs much to the dismay of Chichiri.
Well, here's another chapter. I can't believe people wanted more. So, what'd you all think? Nakago and marshmallows! Lemme know if you want more, this story is fun! ^_^
Chapter 2
When we last left off with our story, Nakago had just impersonated Ozzy Osbourne and found a new way to kill helpless little birdies, and everyone there seemed to be having problems. Amiboshi, and his newfound passion for stopping animal cruelty, while his brother played tug of war with Ashitare. Tomo and Soi were arguing over whether blood was a fashion statement, or just something really gross that comes out of peoples bodies. And just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, the authoress wrote another chapter!
Amiboshi had just finished building the grave for the small little birdie, whose death he had witnessed. After he said a small little prayer for the small animal, he turned around and scalded his otouto for attacking Ashitare, who was just a poor dumb animal, who didn't know any better.
"B-b-but!!" Suboshi squealed, as Amiboshi grabbed his ear. "Aniki!!!"
"No buts, otouto!! Say you're sorry!!" Amiboshi said, firmly.
"But ryuuseisui!!" Suboshi said.
"I said no buts! We can always get ryuuseisui back later. We have to promote animal pacifism!! What Nakago did to that poor defenseless animal, was horrible!! We can't let that happen anymore!!" Amiboshi declared.
Suboshi pouted, but did as he was told, for his aniki could be quite a forceful person when he wanted to be. Besides, Amiboshi was armed with his flute, and he was left defenseless, seeing as though poor ryuuseisui were probably being torn to shreds by Ashitare, the dumb ole' dog.
On the other side of the yard Tomo was chasing Soi, cackling madly, with a bucket of blood red paint, telling her that it was blood.
"Get away from me you cackling maniac!!" Soi cried.
"KEKEKEKEKEKE!!!!!!!" Tomo cackled. "Come and get it!!"
The two had run in at least 37 circles, before Tomo finally collapsed from the combination of cackling and running at the same time. Soi stopped, turned around, pointed, and laughed loudly. "HAHAHA!!! KAKAKA THE HOMO CAN'T RUN ANYMORE!!!! I WIN!!!!!!"
Unfortunately for Soi, Tomo happened to have a little bit of brain in his head, and he went with his instinct, which was to throw the can of paint at Soi.
"GAHHHHH!!!!!!" She screamed. Seeing as though she was drenched in the stuff, she could smell it, and recognized immediately that she was not drenched in blood, but in paint.
Tomo could tell that he was in trouble when Soi's face turned as red as the paint she was wearing. She called upon her lightning spell, and Tomo happened to be burnt to a crisp.
But that's what happens when you get struck by lightning.
So Tomo was on the ground, deep fried; Suboshi was at the mercy of his aniki, and Ashitare was under Amiboshi Protection. All this time, Nakago had been standing on the patio.
After seeing the steam rise off of Tomo, and the small fire that had lit up in his hair, he whipped out a bag of marshmallows.
He ran to the campsite that had magically appeared around Tomo.
The others gathered around the fried seishi, and received their sticks and marshmallows.
"Oh!" Soi squealed, leaning up against Nakago. "I haven't done this since I was a little girl."
Nakago rolled his eyes, then noticed that his marshmallow wasn't cooking very well, so he said, "Soi, a little help?"
"Hai Nakago!" she replied.
The lightning again sped down to the ground, and collided (again), with the already burnt to a crisp seishi.
Nakago held his marshmallow up to Tomo, and smiled. "This is much better."
After several rekindlings of their "fire," all of the marshmallows had been used up. So Nakago whipped out his guitar and started strumming it.
Amiboshi's eyes widened. "No!! Little birds!! Run away. FLY away!!!!"
All of the several thousands of birds flew out of the trees, and knowing what stupid birds tend to do when they fly, the smart, capable seishi covered themselves with whatever they could.
-Ending One- Ashitare, who was too stupid to cover himself, was covered in bird poop, and too stunned to move.
Suboshi jumped up, "Ryuuseisui!!" He grabbed his now disgusting yo- yos, and ran back to his sitting rock. "And I didn't do anything to the dumb dog to get them back!"
And for the rest of the night, the seishi sang campfire songs much to the dismay of Chichiri.
Nakago had remained uncovered and continued trying to play the instrument he had. Unfortunately, he couldn't even figure out the chords for kumbaya.
So everyone sighed, and Amiboshi decided to take the instrumental lead, yet again. And for the rest of the night, the seishi sang campfire songs much to the dismay of Chichiri.
Well, here's another chapter. I can't believe people wanted more. So, what'd you all think? Nakago and marshmallows! Lemme know if you want more, this story is fun! ^_^
