Here we go guys, buckle your seatbelts. We have another chapter. Oh yea!!
Before I forget, AGAIN, Kudos to KoK (Amiboshi and Company) for the
title!!! Don't you guys like it?
Disclaimer: I don't own FY, I don't own Dance Dance Revolution, and I don't own Playstation. I own whatever else I want though, and you can't take it away from me!
All the Seiryuu Have Mental Problems - But We Knew That
The six psycho seishi were forced to join the little demon inside the house. Actually, Tomo had to be brought in on a dustpan because he was well. dust. Anyway, Miboshi had called them in, and they sat in the living room as he slowly dragged the big box in front of the T.V.
"You called us in, and you're not even set up yet?" Soi asked.
"Shut up.." Miboshi mumbled.
The six normal-sized seishi walked out of the living room and left Miboshi to himself to figure out the directions for putting the contraption together.
Twenty minutes later, all of the seishi found that they were all in the living room again. They looked around confused, but then Miboshi walked in, and as no one noticed, he *AHEMed.*
As everyone looked down at him, he said, "Before you even ask, yes. I possessed you because seeing as how you all disrespected me, just because I'm a little shorter than you and I have bigger ears than you, and I'm balder than you, and." Miboshi went on for hours, and when he finally finished everyone was asleep.
He jumped up and down on each and every one of them to wake them up, then plugged in the machine that he worked so hardly to hook up.
"I KNOW THIS!!" Suboshi shouted.
"URUSAI!!" Miboshi yelled. "This is my game, and I will introduce it to you all myself." He stepped on the pad that was set up in front of the seishis playstation. "This game is called Dance Dance Revolution, and it's fun!"
As the game started, he found that it was extremely hard to jump on the different arrows with his short, stubbly legs. "Ahh kuso!!" he shouted, and commanded for Nakago to try the game.
Nakago shook his head, and complained of a stomachache. The little demon boy sneered at the retired shogun, and ordered for Tomo to play.
The charred dust specks of Tomo bounced over to the dance mat. They bounced on the mat, but nothing happened. They bounced and bounced with all their might but nothing happened.
"GET OFF!!" screamed the irritated little demon.
And the little specks bounced and slid off the mat, and back onto the dustpan.
As Soi stepped up to walk over to the mat, several little screams could be heard. "Ow!" "Owie!" "Get.. off.." The witch looked around but could not see anything.
"WAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'M STUCK IN THE CARPET!!!!!!!!" random little Tomo specks squealed.
So out of the kitchen came Ashitare, all clean, except for a few white spots, dressed in a pretty pink apron, with a feather duster in one hand, and a vacuum cleaner in the other (the very picture of a 1950's housewife.. only in wolf form). He turned on the loud machine, and ran it over the spot where Tomo had just hopped, forgetting that the bag already had stuff in it, so now Tomo was lost in a mix of himself and other dust.
As Soi again stepped up to the mat, she picked the hardest song in the game, and put it on maniac mode, and she failed in the first three seconds of the song (A.N. That's actually happened to me before.).
"Ha ha ha! You failed!!" laughed Miboshi, before he realized that Soi was undergoing serious PMS, and some mental issues.
"You want to come here and say that, demon?" Soi asked.
"You gonna make me?!" The demon retorted.
Instead of giving an answer, the witch ran over and had Miboshi hanging upside down by his feet. Miboshi counterattacked by possessing her body, and making her do all sorts of retarded things.
While the whole Miboshi/Soi thing was going on, Suboshi got up and tried the game. He put on the same song Soi did, in the same mode. As the song started, Suboshi's feet moved every which way within milliseconds.
"Aniki! I have rhythm!!" Suboshi grinned.
His brother smiled and nodded back slowly, careful not to disturb the several hundred birds which had situated themselves on his garments.
As Miboshi looked over to Suboshi, he sneered, and returned to his body.
"SHOWOFF!!" he cried. Soi dropped him to the floor, and the two rushed at Suboshi.
"AHHH!!" Suboshi shouted. The two disgruntled seishi attacked and beat Suboshi. "ANIKI!!!"
Amiboshi didn't move. "Gomen ne, otouto. I support animal pacifism. I cannot protect those who harm my little woodland friends." And with that he gave a small whistle to one of the little birds, who chirped in approval.
"GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!" Suboshi shouted, as he struggled to keep himself conscious, while still managing to step on the correct buttons with perfect timing.
Nakago, who had found this whole scene to be quite boring, had curled back up on the couch, and fallen asleep with his thumb in his mouth.
Unfortunately, he was rudely awakened by Ashitare, who had degraded from his 1950's T.V. show wife back to the dumb ole' dog that he was, who had started to lick Nakago's face, in hopes that he would throw his ball around.
Nakago, who hated to be woken up from his daily afternoon nap, ki blasted the animal into the wall.
Amiboshi, who had not forgotten that Ashitare was under his protection pulled out his flute. This had forced a few birds to leave their perch, and began to play a tune.
Nakago remained unfazed by the song for a few mere moments, but then found himself being slammed into a wall repeatedly.
Amiboshi winked at the invisible camera, which was documenting the whole thing, and said, "Voodoo tune. Comes in handy. And to think, I thought I wouldn't need it."
Now, Nakago was sprawled on the ground, with about 3 teeth lying outside of his mouth, and then 6 knocked loose inside of his mouth.
As the drool started to leak from Nakago's mouth, Amiboshi began to shiver. "WHAT AM I?! I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON!!"
Soi saw what had happened, and was now at Nakago's side. This left Suboshi with Miboshi, who was now attached to his stomach.
As Suboshi continued to dance, he screeched, "GET OFFA ME YOU DEMONIC DEMON!!!"
Miboshi shook his head, and latched on tighter. But as Suboshi did a series of spins to step on the arrows, he began to feel dizzy, and his grip loosened. Finally, Suboshi ripped off the strange little mutant and threw him. Amazingly, and unintentionally, Miboshi ended up in the garbage can, and remained there.
And at least, Suboshi was in peace, and he finished his dance, and began to sob uncontrollably because his score was an 'A,' but his stats read Perfect: 759. Great: 1. Good: 0. Boo: 0. Almost: 0. Biggest Combo: 760.
"NO!!!!! I WAS SO CLOSE TO PERFECT!!!!!" He yelled. Ryuuseisui began to twirl around him, and again flames were in his eyes. "YOU GUYS THREW OFF MY GROOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
All the birds had flown away from Amiboshi, some from seeing what he did to Nakago, and others because he now faced Soi.
"H-hi.." he smiled weakly.
"HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MY NAKAGO-SAMA?!?!" Soi screeched angrily.
Amiboshi sweatdropped. Knowing that when Soi was like that, that there was nothing that you could do to get her back on your side, so he decided to run. And run he did. He ran with all his might to his room, and double bolted the door, and slammed the think metal sheet he had in front of it.
He locked his windows, and covered them with wood, and locked himself in his closet. //I sure hope that I'm safe!!//
Well, there we go. Another messed up chapter of this story. So, now we have Miboshi trashed, Suboshi upset by a video game, Nakago and Ashitare passed out on by a wall. Soi has gone berserk, and Amiboshi is on the run. Oh yes. and Tomo is stuck in the vacuum cleaner. I'm happy to announce to TA Maxwell, that there has been no Chichiri torture in this chapter, just for her! I'd like to thank Lady Starlight, for the idea of Amiboshi covered in birds. Reviews please! ^_^
Disclaimer: I don't own FY, I don't own Dance Dance Revolution, and I don't own Playstation. I own whatever else I want though, and you can't take it away from me!
All the Seiryuu Have Mental Problems - But We Knew That
The six psycho seishi were forced to join the little demon inside the house. Actually, Tomo had to be brought in on a dustpan because he was well. dust. Anyway, Miboshi had called them in, and they sat in the living room as he slowly dragged the big box in front of the T.V.
"You called us in, and you're not even set up yet?" Soi asked.
"Shut up.." Miboshi mumbled.
The six normal-sized seishi walked out of the living room and left Miboshi to himself to figure out the directions for putting the contraption together.
Twenty minutes later, all of the seishi found that they were all in the living room again. They looked around confused, but then Miboshi walked in, and as no one noticed, he *AHEMed.*
As everyone looked down at him, he said, "Before you even ask, yes. I possessed you because seeing as how you all disrespected me, just because I'm a little shorter than you and I have bigger ears than you, and I'm balder than you, and." Miboshi went on for hours, and when he finally finished everyone was asleep.
He jumped up and down on each and every one of them to wake them up, then plugged in the machine that he worked so hardly to hook up.
"I KNOW THIS!!" Suboshi shouted.
"URUSAI!!" Miboshi yelled. "This is my game, and I will introduce it to you all myself." He stepped on the pad that was set up in front of the seishis playstation. "This game is called Dance Dance Revolution, and it's fun!"
As the game started, he found that it was extremely hard to jump on the different arrows with his short, stubbly legs. "Ahh kuso!!" he shouted, and commanded for Nakago to try the game.
Nakago shook his head, and complained of a stomachache. The little demon boy sneered at the retired shogun, and ordered for Tomo to play.
The charred dust specks of Tomo bounced over to the dance mat. They bounced on the mat, but nothing happened. They bounced and bounced with all their might but nothing happened.
"GET OFF!!" screamed the irritated little demon.
And the little specks bounced and slid off the mat, and back onto the dustpan.
As Soi stepped up to walk over to the mat, several little screams could be heard. "Ow!" "Owie!" "Get.. off.." The witch looked around but could not see anything.
"WAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'M STUCK IN THE CARPET!!!!!!!!" random little Tomo specks squealed.
So out of the kitchen came Ashitare, all clean, except for a few white spots, dressed in a pretty pink apron, with a feather duster in one hand, and a vacuum cleaner in the other (the very picture of a 1950's housewife.. only in wolf form). He turned on the loud machine, and ran it over the spot where Tomo had just hopped, forgetting that the bag already had stuff in it, so now Tomo was lost in a mix of himself and other dust.
As Soi again stepped up to the mat, she picked the hardest song in the game, and put it on maniac mode, and she failed in the first three seconds of the song (A.N. That's actually happened to me before.).
"Ha ha ha! You failed!!" laughed Miboshi, before he realized that Soi was undergoing serious PMS, and some mental issues.
"You want to come here and say that, demon?" Soi asked.
"You gonna make me?!" The demon retorted.
Instead of giving an answer, the witch ran over and had Miboshi hanging upside down by his feet. Miboshi counterattacked by possessing her body, and making her do all sorts of retarded things.
While the whole Miboshi/Soi thing was going on, Suboshi got up and tried the game. He put on the same song Soi did, in the same mode. As the song started, Suboshi's feet moved every which way within milliseconds.
"Aniki! I have rhythm!!" Suboshi grinned.
His brother smiled and nodded back slowly, careful not to disturb the several hundred birds which had situated themselves on his garments.
As Miboshi looked over to Suboshi, he sneered, and returned to his body.
"SHOWOFF!!" he cried. Soi dropped him to the floor, and the two rushed at Suboshi.
"AHHH!!" Suboshi shouted. The two disgruntled seishi attacked and beat Suboshi. "ANIKI!!!"
Amiboshi didn't move. "Gomen ne, otouto. I support animal pacifism. I cannot protect those who harm my little woodland friends." And with that he gave a small whistle to one of the little birds, who chirped in approval.
"GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!" Suboshi shouted, as he struggled to keep himself conscious, while still managing to step on the correct buttons with perfect timing.
Nakago, who had found this whole scene to be quite boring, had curled back up on the couch, and fallen asleep with his thumb in his mouth.
Unfortunately, he was rudely awakened by Ashitare, who had degraded from his 1950's T.V. show wife back to the dumb ole' dog that he was, who had started to lick Nakago's face, in hopes that he would throw his ball around.
Nakago, who hated to be woken up from his daily afternoon nap, ki blasted the animal into the wall.
Amiboshi, who had not forgotten that Ashitare was under his protection pulled out his flute. This had forced a few birds to leave their perch, and began to play a tune.
Nakago remained unfazed by the song for a few mere moments, but then found himself being slammed into a wall repeatedly.
Amiboshi winked at the invisible camera, which was documenting the whole thing, and said, "Voodoo tune. Comes in handy. And to think, I thought I wouldn't need it."
Now, Nakago was sprawled on the ground, with about 3 teeth lying outside of his mouth, and then 6 knocked loose inside of his mouth.
As the drool started to leak from Nakago's mouth, Amiboshi began to shiver. "WHAT AM I?! I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON!!"
Soi saw what had happened, and was now at Nakago's side. This left Suboshi with Miboshi, who was now attached to his stomach.
As Suboshi continued to dance, he screeched, "GET OFFA ME YOU DEMONIC DEMON!!!"
Miboshi shook his head, and latched on tighter. But as Suboshi did a series of spins to step on the arrows, he began to feel dizzy, and his grip loosened. Finally, Suboshi ripped off the strange little mutant and threw him. Amazingly, and unintentionally, Miboshi ended up in the garbage can, and remained there.
And at least, Suboshi was in peace, and he finished his dance, and began to sob uncontrollably because his score was an 'A,' but his stats read Perfect: 759. Great: 1. Good: 0. Boo: 0. Almost: 0. Biggest Combo: 760.
"NO!!!!! I WAS SO CLOSE TO PERFECT!!!!!" He yelled. Ryuuseisui began to twirl around him, and again flames were in his eyes. "YOU GUYS THREW OFF MY GROOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
All the birds had flown away from Amiboshi, some from seeing what he did to Nakago, and others because he now faced Soi.
"H-hi.." he smiled weakly.
"HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MY NAKAGO-SAMA?!?!" Soi screeched angrily.
Amiboshi sweatdropped. Knowing that when Soi was like that, that there was nothing that you could do to get her back on your side, so he decided to run. And run he did. He ran with all his might to his room, and double bolted the door, and slammed the think metal sheet he had in front of it.
He locked his windows, and covered them with wood, and locked himself in his closet. //I sure hope that I'm safe!!//
Well, there we go. Another messed up chapter of this story. So, now we have Miboshi trashed, Suboshi upset by a video game, Nakago and Ashitare passed out on by a wall. Soi has gone berserk, and Amiboshi is on the run. Oh yes. and Tomo is stuck in the vacuum cleaner. I'm happy to announce to TA Maxwell, that there has been no Chichiri torture in this chapter, just for her! I'd like to thank Lady Starlight, for the idea of Amiboshi covered in birds. Reviews please! ^_^