Wahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Now they're MINE!!!!! ::huggles the
REAL Amiboshi:: No need for my life-size plushie anymore!!
::Ami-chan glances at the plushie:: It's... I'm so cute!! ^_^
:: swooning over Amiboshi:: Ahhh.. Um, ok, new chapter. Don't mind this chapter, I'm in the midst of writer's block, so if it's bad, just ignore it, and read the other chapters.
(If you have no idea what was going on up there, read 'Perils of an FY Authoress!')
Disclaimers: The FY guys are mine for now!! ^_^ But everything else isn't.
All the Seiryuu Have Metal Problems Chapter 4
::Cue in Leave It to Beaver theme music::
Welcome to 'All the Seiryuu Have Mental Problems!' Starring Gi Ayuru as Nakago, Ryo Chuin as Tomo, Bu Koutoku as...
The backdrop was ripped from the scene, and then appeared Soi. 'WHERE IS HE?!?!" she screeched.
As Soi rampaged across the living room, Suboshi felt a twitch on his left arm. He lifted up his sleeve and saw crooked handwriting asking for his help.
Suboshi responded quickly so that Soi wouldn't be able to see him, then smirked. Knowing that his brother was hiding, most likely in the dark, that his actions would be unknown to his brother, he made a plan.
Not wanting to leave a bloody mess, which result in some scolding from his aniki, he just threw ryuuseisui at his target.
Did I mention that Suboshi has very bad aim when he's not controlling ryuuseisui telepathically?
Ryuuseisui flew past Soi, and whacked Miboshi in his head as he climbed out of the trash can. He fell backwards in between the trash can and the counter, and ryuuseisui landed neatly in front of the can.
As Miboshi got up, he wobbled around as he tried to walk. He climbed onto the counter and waddled all over it. After emptying the contents of the big bowl of fruit, he sat in it and began to spin around wildly.
Soi and Suboshi stared in awe at the once demonic demon.
"What happened?!" Soi asked.
Suboshi laughed nerviously, "Ah haha.. I don't.. know..."
He stepped back from the scary witch, just in case she happened to notice the ryuuseisui right by the scene of the crime.
As Suboshi snuck slowly away for his life, and Amiboshi hid for his, Miboshi finished spinning around in the fruit bowl, so he began to waddle, very dizzily, and he walked over to the silver toaster.
He looked at his reflection and grinned, "Hey!! I've never possessed you before!" And before Suboshi could say, "I WANT RYUUSEISUI!," Miboshi's body possessed the toaster.
The two standing seishi's jaws dropped when they saw the toaster gain a face and start hopping around.
Meanwhile, Amiboshi sat in his closet. He turned on the light in the closet and picked up a pair of old sneakers. He shoved each hand inside of them, and began to make them clomp around on the floor. "I miss my little birdie friends," he sniffed.
The little hopping toaster continued to hop around on the counter, well, at least until it hopped a little too far and got yanked back by it's cord. Nevertheless, it kept hopping, and hopping, and... JUMPING! (ha, bet you thought I was going to say hopping). Yes, once the cord had been ripped out of the wall, Miboaster began to jump. And just as Nakago began to emerge from his unconscious state, he was hit in the head with Miboaster, the Talking and Flying Toaster.
This sent Soi into another fit of rage, which took her mind off of Amiboshi. She picked up the toaster and threw it down so that it was all crumpled up. Then she called upon her lightning spell to attract lightning to the metal, which sizzled as it made contact.
That left Soi and Suboshi. Technically, Tomo was still conscious, just a little.. discombobulated. The two conscious and solid seishi stood. Soi had nothing against Suboshi, but the younger boy was scared. For he held the secret to where his brother hid; and the witch could do terrible things to him to get the information.
Suboshi walked slowly past Soi, watching her as she watched him. He picked up ryuuseisui, and walked back past her.
He walked up the stairs, and into his room, which was right next to his aniki's. He cranked up the Seiryuu Counterattack CD in his boombox, then he began to write on his wrist.
Amiboshi was huddled up in the corner of his closet, with his knees brought up to his chin, and was rocking back and forth humming Nokuta-n. He suddenly felt the familiar twitching on his arm. He looked down and saw his brother's handwriting asking where he was.
Amiboshi wrote back quickly, "Soi isn't with you, is she?"
"No," was Suboshi's reply.
"I'm in my closet, help me!!!" Amiboshi wrote.
Soi still stood in the living room. Just stood. Not dancing, not thinking, just standing. And she kept standing.
She was still standing when Nakago moaned. She turned quickly to him and stared.
"NAKAGO-SAMA!!!!!" she squealed, as she rushed over to glomp the crippled evil guy.
As she did so, Nakago screamed in agony, and Soi didn't think to let go.
He screamed and screamed until Soi was deaf in one ear. She then finally let go and grabbed her head. "How could you do that?! Now I can't hear Na-"
She just realized that Nakago had created her lack of hearing his voice. But by the time she realized this, Nakago had crawled off.
That's when the scream was heard from the bathroom.
Finally. It's done!! Well, that chapter was.. It was annoying! Hey, I'm taking suggestions for the next chapter. I don't want to hate it as much as I do this one. So, if you do, you will be credited, and you'll be famous. This chapters idea was featured by Arcanine, she suggested Miboshi possessing a toaster. Thanks for reading! And until next time, REVIEW!!!
::Ami-chan glances at the plushie:: It's... I'm so cute!! ^_^
:: swooning over Amiboshi:: Ahhh.. Um, ok, new chapter. Don't mind this chapter, I'm in the midst of writer's block, so if it's bad, just ignore it, and read the other chapters.
(If you have no idea what was going on up there, read 'Perils of an FY Authoress!')
Disclaimers: The FY guys are mine for now!! ^_^ But everything else isn't.
All the Seiryuu Have Metal Problems Chapter 4
::Cue in Leave It to Beaver theme music::
Welcome to 'All the Seiryuu Have Mental Problems!' Starring Gi Ayuru as Nakago, Ryo Chuin as Tomo, Bu Koutoku as...
The backdrop was ripped from the scene, and then appeared Soi. 'WHERE IS HE?!?!" she screeched.
As Soi rampaged across the living room, Suboshi felt a twitch on his left arm. He lifted up his sleeve and saw crooked handwriting asking for his help.
Suboshi responded quickly so that Soi wouldn't be able to see him, then smirked. Knowing that his brother was hiding, most likely in the dark, that his actions would be unknown to his brother, he made a plan.
Not wanting to leave a bloody mess, which result in some scolding from his aniki, he just threw ryuuseisui at his target.
Did I mention that Suboshi has very bad aim when he's not controlling ryuuseisui telepathically?
Ryuuseisui flew past Soi, and whacked Miboshi in his head as he climbed out of the trash can. He fell backwards in between the trash can and the counter, and ryuuseisui landed neatly in front of the can.
As Miboshi got up, he wobbled around as he tried to walk. He climbed onto the counter and waddled all over it. After emptying the contents of the big bowl of fruit, he sat in it and began to spin around wildly.
Soi and Suboshi stared in awe at the once demonic demon.
"What happened?!" Soi asked.
Suboshi laughed nerviously, "Ah haha.. I don't.. know..."
He stepped back from the scary witch, just in case she happened to notice the ryuuseisui right by the scene of the crime.
As Suboshi snuck slowly away for his life, and Amiboshi hid for his, Miboshi finished spinning around in the fruit bowl, so he began to waddle, very dizzily, and he walked over to the silver toaster.
He looked at his reflection and grinned, "Hey!! I've never possessed you before!" And before Suboshi could say, "I WANT RYUUSEISUI!," Miboshi's body possessed the toaster.
The two standing seishi's jaws dropped when they saw the toaster gain a face and start hopping around.
Meanwhile, Amiboshi sat in his closet. He turned on the light in the closet and picked up a pair of old sneakers. He shoved each hand inside of them, and began to make them clomp around on the floor. "I miss my little birdie friends," he sniffed.
The little hopping toaster continued to hop around on the counter, well, at least until it hopped a little too far and got yanked back by it's cord. Nevertheless, it kept hopping, and hopping, and... JUMPING! (ha, bet you thought I was going to say hopping). Yes, once the cord had been ripped out of the wall, Miboaster began to jump. And just as Nakago began to emerge from his unconscious state, he was hit in the head with Miboaster, the Talking and Flying Toaster.
This sent Soi into another fit of rage, which took her mind off of Amiboshi. She picked up the toaster and threw it down so that it was all crumpled up. Then she called upon her lightning spell to attract lightning to the metal, which sizzled as it made contact.
That left Soi and Suboshi. Technically, Tomo was still conscious, just a little.. discombobulated. The two conscious and solid seishi stood. Soi had nothing against Suboshi, but the younger boy was scared. For he held the secret to where his brother hid; and the witch could do terrible things to him to get the information.
Suboshi walked slowly past Soi, watching her as she watched him. He picked up ryuuseisui, and walked back past her.
He walked up the stairs, and into his room, which was right next to his aniki's. He cranked up the Seiryuu Counterattack CD in his boombox, then he began to write on his wrist.
Amiboshi was huddled up in the corner of his closet, with his knees brought up to his chin, and was rocking back and forth humming Nokuta-n. He suddenly felt the familiar twitching on his arm. He looked down and saw his brother's handwriting asking where he was.
Amiboshi wrote back quickly, "Soi isn't with you, is she?"
"No," was Suboshi's reply.
"I'm in my closet, help me!!!" Amiboshi wrote.
Soi still stood in the living room. Just stood. Not dancing, not thinking, just standing. And she kept standing.
She was still standing when Nakago moaned. She turned quickly to him and stared.
"NAKAGO-SAMA!!!!!" she squealed, as she rushed over to glomp the crippled evil guy.
As she did so, Nakago screamed in agony, and Soi didn't think to let go.
He screamed and screamed until Soi was deaf in one ear. She then finally let go and grabbed her head. "How could you do that?! Now I can't hear Na-"
She just realized that Nakago had created her lack of hearing his voice. But by the time she realized this, Nakago had crawled off.
That's when the scream was heard from the bathroom.
Finally. It's done!! Well, that chapter was.. It was annoying! Hey, I'm taking suggestions for the next chapter. I don't want to hate it as much as I do this one. So, if you do, you will be credited, and you'll be famous. This chapters idea was featured by Arcanine, she suggested Miboshi possessing a toaster. Thanks for reading! And until next time, REVIEW!!!