Hello everyone. Sorry that this bugger of a chapter took so long to get out, but this time I like it. ^_^. I rewrote it... and that's why it took so long.

All the Seiryuu Have Mental Problems Chapter 5

The Seiryuu clan, minus Amiboshi, had gathered at the bathroom door. As they peered in, they saw Nakago staring wide-eyed, and open-mouthed to the mirror.

"What is it Nakago-sama? What's wrong?" Soi asked.

"My teeth!! My beautiful teeth!!!" Nakago moaned. "My pride and joy!!"

"That's what you get for biting the heads off of birds..." Suboshi muttered.

Everyone looked at Suboshi, who jumped a bit. "Ryuuseisui!!!" he cried.

Knowing how Suboshi normally got with his ryuuseisui, everyone turned back around.

Suboshi sighed inwardly, "That was close!" For this Suboshi was no Suboshi at all! It was Amiboshi, dressed as his otouto!

Everyone's attention had been reverted back to Nakago, so 'Suboshi' had slipped off to the kitchen to get some food.

The hysterical Nakago was kneeling on the floor with his head in his hands bawling over his messed up teeth.

"Come on Nakkie-darling. I'll take you to the dentist." Soi offered.

Nakago almost choked on the teeth that were hanging by strands; partly because of the nickname, but mostly because of the evil dentist. Now I'm not just saying that. This dentist is like the Satan of dentists. "Iie..." He shook his head. "Not that. Anything but that!!"

Soi couldn't stand the sight of Nakago's ugly teeth, and she knew that he couldn't either. She stunned him since he was being an annoying baby about it, then she carried him out to the van.

Once Soi had gone, Amiboshi was the only one standing on that floor. Ashitare was still passed out, and Tomo was still in the vacuum. Kinda make you wonder what was going on in there.

Let's find out.

The tiny Tomo specks had made themselves comfortable inside the dust buster, then realized that he (they) could be getting revenge. So Tomos gathered themselves in one part of the vacuum. The specks of his mouth said, unanimously. "I think it's about time we got revenge on those who put us in this prison."

Tomos got no response.

He continued, "Is anyone as fed up as me?!"

Tomos still got no response, but he continued to lecture the inanimate dust bunnies about vengeance. I guess that he lost some of his brain cells in the shocks of lightening.

When the van pulled up to the dental office, the security camera immediately turned to it. The inhabitants looked odd. Especially the woman driver with the odd hair.

She stepped out of the vehicle while the male passenger stayed inside, and refused to get out.

"Nakago!!" Soi whined. Nakago replied with a firm headshake no.

She banged on the doors, but Nakago had locked them. He kind of overlooked one small detail. Yea.. The fact that Soi had the keys. And before he knew it, he was outside of the car.

Nakago began to scream some more, in fear of the evil dentist. "GYAAAAHHH!!!!!!" he cried, but unfortunately he was held under the inpenetratable grip of Soi.

"And you should've seen Nakago! He's about as vain toward his teeth as Hotohori is about his hair!" Amiboshi laughed.

The twin boys had been sitting at the dining room table for about a half an hour, just talking and telling amusing anecdotes.

Suboshi laughed at his brother's story, and replied, "Now that's hard to believe! Hmm... so Mr. General has a weakness."

The brothers continued talking until they heard the whimper of a broken dog.

Suboshi tolled his eyes. "You let him out. It's you turn. I did it last time"

Amiboshi groaned. He wasn't quite fond of the dog (he preferred Tama- neko!), but not wanting to start a fight, he got up and dragged the crippled animal outside.

When he walked inside, he found his otouto on the couch watching the magic box.

The security guards rushed outside to try and calm down the ruckus.

Soi had locked all the doors, so Nakago had climbed up onto the roof odd the van. So Soi had to jump up and down trying to grab the wuss.

This is when the security guards arrived. Soi had just gotten a hold of Nakago's foot, and they called out, "What's going on here?!"

Surprised, Soi let go, and fell onto the pavement. "Oww!! This moron won't go inside to his appointment!"

The security guards looked at the semi-frightening looking, yet broken ex- shogun curled up in the fetal position on the top of the can.

"Alright ma'am, we'll get him down for you!" said security guard number 1.

Miboshi was still stuck in the retarded fried up toaster. You know why? Firstly because he was unconscious, and does anyone know how to give mouth- to-mouth to a toaster? NO! Plus, no one cared to. And this is why Miboshi is still a toaster, and his empty body was still lying on the counter.

Nakago had finally been brought into the dentist's office. Sure, he was tied into a straightjacket, and was chained to a big metal thing with wheels, but he was inside.

Dr. Lived (AN: Ah!! Devil spelled backwards!! So it's pronounced 'Li-ved.' ^_^;;) walked out into the lobby and said, "Ah, mister Nakago. So good to see you. Haven't seen you in a long time."

But Nakago had a gag in his mouth, so that he couldn't reply. Soi, quite miserably, did so for him, muttering, "Gas him. Don't care what kind or how, just do it."

Dr. Lived was about to protest, but then grinned in his evil way, and wheeled Nakago into the work area.

Aaaaah, ok. I guess we'll continue Nakkie's Adventure in Dentistland in the next chapter. (Just thought this chapter was getting kind of long. Yea right.) Oh well. Never know what to expect in this story. Ok, I sort of used another suggestion from Arcanine, with the Tomo specks in the vacuum. And Digi-riven, I might use your idea later, if I ever figure out how to release Tomo from his "prison." Well, I'm expecting reviews, and hopefully some suggestions. Until next time, Ja!