Well, here we are with the next chapter of this story. I wrote it all in
one sitting, and you know what? I think I'm kicking that Writer's Block in
the BUTT!! (Way to go all of us authoresses who are doing so!!) Anywho,
here's chapter 6.
Disclaimers: I still own the Seishi, I haven't given them up yet!! Thanks Watase-sama!!! (Again, if you don't know, read Perils of an FY Authoress). I don't own anything else, except for the phone number, the power drill, and the fire extinguisher. ^_^. Enjoy!
All the Seiryuu Have Mental Problems... (But We Knew That) Chapter 6
Suboshi was rapidly flipping through the channels, and stopped immediately at the familiar face.
"Eww!" Amiboshi grimaced. "Change it."
"No. This I want to see." Suboshi replied, staring wide-eyed at the screen.
"Hello! This is Taiitsukin-sama! Call me now for your free psychic reading.
And that is just what the young boys did. Hysterically they picked up the phone and dialed 1-800-845-9375 (UGL-YFRK {ugly freak}).
"Hello, you have reached the Taiitsukun-sama psychic hotline. May I ask your name please?" the operator asked.
"Hey! You're not Taiitsukun! Put the hag on the line!" Suboshi shouted into the mouthpiece.
The operators' tone seemed sort of shocked as she replied, "That's not very polite. I don't think that Taiitsukun-sama would appreciate that."
Suboshi rolled his eyes. "Just put that Sunkake-baba on the phone!!"
And surprisingly, the lady did. "Hello. That is Taiitsukun-sama." The hag croaked.
The twins began to laugh uncontrollably, and Amiboshi was on his back with tears coming from his eyes.
"Would you please tell me your names?" she asked.
"You should know out names, ma'am." Amiboshi laughed.
Taiitsukun's eyes narrowed. She recognized the voices, and using that magical power that she has to pop into objects randomly, her head appeared in the receiver.
"GYAAAHHHH!!!!!!" both boys screamed.
Soi sat quietly in the lobby at the dentists' office, with headphones on as Nakago screamed relentlessly. She was reading an old issue of Vogue magazine, and was looking at the most fashionable hairstyles.
She decided that she wanted something new, and was tired of using can after can of hairspray, day after day, trying to maintain the one hairstyle that she'd had for the past years. So, checking to see how long Nakago would be left in the dentist, and seeing that she had lots of time to spare, she went to the salon across the street and two doors down.
Ashitare was lying at the door, sopping up the smelly mess that he had made, seeing as though he was broken, and he couldn't move anywhere. He whimpered, seeing that his squeaky steak was just a mere 7 inches in front of him. But since he was broken, this wasn't a mere 7 inches... it was a WHOPPING 7 inches. Seeing as though the two boys inside the house, had the door closed, and were too busy laughing their heads off at Taiitsukun, they couldn't hear him.
Nakago was at the mercy of the evil Dr. Lived, and he lied down in the chair with his eyes closed tight. The doctor cackled (similarly to Tomo) as he pulled out his power drill. This was when the man started to scream. His head tossed and turned trying to avoid the maniacal man, and he was doing a good job, until the dental hygienist hit him on his head with a fire extinguisher.
"Oh! I forgot to give him the gas!" Dr. Lived said. He pulled out a gas mask, and pumped into Nakago's mouth and nose a mixture of laughing gas and sleeping gas.
Once the ex-shogun was beyond passed out and numb, Dr. Lived began his procedure.
"WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK THAT YOU'RE DOING?!?!" Taiitsukun's head shouted at the shocked twins.
"Scary!! Aniki!! Hide me!!" Suboshi hid behind Amiboshi.
"Aa... Konnichiwa Sunk-Taiitsukun-sama!!" Amiboshi said.
"What are you doing??" Taiitsukun demanded.
"Well... just wondering why you were taking over Miss Cleo's job.." Amiboshi stuttered.
Taiitsukun sneered. "Even I have to make a living now." She muttered.
"I thought you had it pretty good up there in Mt. Taikyouku." Suboshi said, from behind Amiboshi.
"Everything revolves around money nowadays, even I can't avoid it," Taiitsukun sighed.
Amiboshi froze as he heard the van pull up in the driveway. He slammed the phone down, crashing Taiitsukun's face into the hook.
Suboshi could see the fear in his brother's eyes as he got up to run upstairs, but then he realized the he was dressed as his brother, and called for his brother to stop.
Amiboshi's eyes were wide, and teary. "I'm scared otouto!!!"
As Soi's heels clicked on the sidewalk, Suboshi brushed past his brother. "Just.. act like me!" And with that Suboshi ran up the stairs.
Amiboshi winced as he saw the doorknob turn as the key unlocked it. Once the door opened, he saw Nakago, and...... SOI?!
Soi's hair was no longer in the original style, half of it was now down, and it reached her waste, and the other half was done up Sailor Moon style (buns with hair hanging down from it).
Soi had wheeled Nakago in, on the metal thing, seeing as though he was still unconscious. She let him fall once she had gotten him inside the door, and walked away.
"Konban wa, Suboshi. Where's your brother?" Soi asked.
Amiboshi was twitching of fear, "Umm.. I guess that he's still.. um.. upstairs."
"Well, write to him on your arm or something. Tell him I don't care about that baby over there anymore. In fact, he can slam him against a wall as many more times as he wants to, as long as I'm not the one who takes him to the dentist." Soi replied.
Amiboshi sighed of relief, but he still did what he was told. And making sure to play his part right, he wrote, 'Hey, ANIKI, it's okay to come down now.'
Soon enough Suboshi was down there, and was pretending to be Amiboshi, and was quite surprised a Soi's new hair-do.
Soi had gone to the kitchen to prepare something to eat, while the twins were hovering over Nakago.
"You think he's okay there, otouto?" Suboshi asked.
"Aww, who cares... I just wanna play with ryuuseisui!" Amiboshi replied.
So everyone had fun all night long, except for Miboshi who still hadn't waken up, Tomo who was still stuck in the vacuum with nothing to do, and Ashitare who was suffering in his own stench.
I don't know about Nakago. He could've been dreaming about something pleasant, he may not have been. The world will never know.
Ok. So how was that chapter? I didn't get any ideas, from anyone this time!! Luckily I had my own. Or else there wouldn't be another chapter to this story. Again, if you want you can send them, and they will be read, and considered. I like reviews. They're nice. If you send me a review, I'll get you a Christmas present! Or if you're Jewish, I'll get you a Hannukah present! Or if you're something else (too lazy to make a list), I'll get you a 'Whichever Winter Holiday You Celebrate' present!!!! Thanks for reading!! And until the next chapter... JA NE!!!
Disclaimers: I still own the Seishi, I haven't given them up yet!! Thanks Watase-sama!!! (Again, if you don't know, read Perils of an FY Authoress). I don't own anything else, except for the phone number, the power drill, and the fire extinguisher. ^_^. Enjoy!
All the Seiryuu Have Mental Problems... (But We Knew That) Chapter 6
Suboshi was rapidly flipping through the channels, and stopped immediately at the familiar face.
"Eww!" Amiboshi grimaced. "Change it."
"No. This I want to see." Suboshi replied, staring wide-eyed at the screen.
"Hello! This is Taiitsukin-sama! Call me now for your free psychic reading.
And that is just what the young boys did. Hysterically they picked up the phone and dialed 1-800-845-9375 (UGL-YFRK {ugly freak}).
"Hello, you have reached the Taiitsukun-sama psychic hotline. May I ask your name please?" the operator asked.
"Hey! You're not Taiitsukun! Put the hag on the line!" Suboshi shouted into the mouthpiece.
The operators' tone seemed sort of shocked as she replied, "That's not very polite. I don't think that Taiitsukun-sama would appreciate that."
Suboshi rolled his eyes. "Just put that Sunkake-baba on the phone!!"
And surprisingly, the lady did. "Hello. That is Taiitsukun-sama." The hag croaked.
The twins began to laugh uncontrollably, and Amiboshi was on his back with tears coming from his eyes.
"Would you please tell me your names?" she asked.
"You should know out names, ma'am." Amiboshi laughed.
Taiitsukun's eyes narrowed. She recognized the voices, and using that magical power that she has to pop into objects randomly, her head appeared in the receiver.
"GYAAAHHHH!!!!!!" both boys screamed.
Soi sat quietly in the lobby at the dentists' office, with headphones on as Nakago screamed relentlessly. She was reading an old issue of Vogue magazine, and was looking at the most fashionable hairstyles.
She decided that she wanted something new, and was tired of using can after can of hairspray, day after day, trying to maintain the one hairstyle that she'd had for the past years. So, checking to see how long Nakago would be left in the dentist, and seeing that she had lots of time to spare, she went to the salon across the street and two doors down.
Ashitare was lying at the door, sopping up the smelly mess that he had made, seeing as though he was broken, and he couldn't move anywhere. He whimpered, seeing that his squeaky steak was just a mere 7 inches in front of him. But since he was broken, this wasn't a mere 7 inches... it was a WHOPPING 7 inches. Seeing as though the two boys inside the house, had the door closed, and were too busy laughing their heads off at Taiitsukun, they couldn't hear him.
Nakago was at the mercy of the evil Dr. Lived, and he lied down in the chair with his eyes closed tight. The doctor cackled (similarly to Tomo) as he pulled out his power drill. This was when the man started to scream. His head tossed and turned trying to avoid the maniacal man, and he was doing a good job, until the dental hygienist hit him on his head with a fire extinguisher.
"Oh! I forgot to give him the gas!" Dr. Lived said. He pulled out a gas mask, and pumped into Nakago's mouth and nose a mixture of laughing gas and sleeping gas.
Once the ex-shogun was beyond passed out and numb, Dr. Lived began his procedure.
"WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK THAT YOU'RE DOING?!?!" Taiitsukun's head shouted at the shocked twins.
"Scary!! Aniki!! Hide me!!" Suboshi hid behind Amiboshi.
"Aa... Konnichiwa Sunk-Taiitsukun-sama!!" Amiboshi said.
"What are you doing??" Taiitsukun demanded.
"Well... just wondering why you were taking over Miss Cleo's job.." Amiboshi stuttered.
Taiitsukun sneered. "Even I have to make a living now." She muttered.
"I thought you had it pretty good up there in Mt. Taikyouku." Suboshi said, from behind Amiboshi.
"Everything revolves around money nowadays, even I can't avoid it," Taiitsukun sighed.
Amiboshi froze as he heard the van pull up in the driveway. He slammed the phone down, crashing Taiitsukun's face into the hook.
Suboshi could see the fear in his brother's eyes as he got up to run upstairs, but then he realized the he was dressed as his brother, and called for his brother to stop.
Amiboshi's eyes were wide, and teary. "I'm scared otouto!!!"
As Soi's heels clicked on the sidewalk, Suboshi brushed past his brother. "Just.. act like me!" And with that Suboshi ran up the stairs.
Amiboshi winced as he saw the doorknob turn as the key unlocked it. Once the door opened, he saw Nakago, and...... SOI?!
Soi's hair was no longer in the original style, half of it was now down, and it reached her waste, and the other half was done up Sailor Moon style (buns with hair hanging down from it).
Soi had wheeled Nakago in, on the metal thing, seeing as though he was still unconscious. She let him fall once she had gotten him inside the door, and walked away.
"Konban wa, Suboshi. Where's your brother?" Soi asked.
Amiboshi was twitching of fear, "Umm.. I guess that he's still.. um.. upstairs."
"Well, write to him on your arm or something. Tell him I don't care about that baby over there anymore. In fact, he can slam him against a wall as many more times as he wants to, as long as I'm not the one who takes him to the dentist." Soi replied.
Amiboshi sighed of relief, but he still did what he was told. And making sure to play his part right, he wrote, 'Hey, ANIKI, it's okay to come down now.'
Soon enough Suboshi was down there, and was pretending to be Amiboshi, and was quite surprised a Soi's new hair-do.
Soi had gone to the kitchen to prepare something to eat, while the twins were hovering over Nakago.
"You think he's okay there, otouto?" Suboshi asked.
"Aww, who cares... I just wanna play with ryuuseisui!" Amiboshi replied.
So everyone had fun all night long, except for Miboshi who still hadn't waken up, Tomo who was still stuck in the vacuum with nothing to do, and Ashitare who was suffering in his own stench.
I don't know about Nakago. He could've been dreaming about something pleasant, he may not have been. The world will never know.
Ok. So how was that chapter? I didn't get any ideas, from anyone this time!! Luckily I had my own. Or else there wouldn't be another chapter to this story. Again, if you want you can send them, and they will be read, and considered. I like reviews. They're nice. If you send me a review, I'll get you a Christmas present! Or if you're Jewish, I'll get you a Hannukah present! Or if you're something else (too lazy to make a list), I'll get you a 'Whichever Winter Holiday You Celebrate' present!!!! Thanks for reading!! And until the next chapter... JA NE!!!