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All the Seiryuu Have Mental Problems... But we knew that
Chapter 8: So Pretty!!!
"We should've just brought him to Mitsukake," Amiboshi said, plugging up his nose.
Suboshi snorted. "I don't think so... Now where was that groomers?" He opened the glove compartment and began to rummage through the mess.
"Otouto! Look there!! SUBOSHI!!! There it is!!" Amiboshi shouted.
Suboshi looked up and swerved into the parking lot just in time. Once they had parked, SUboshi sighed then grinned, "That went pretty well! Wouldn't you say, aniki?"
"Next time I'm driving," Amiboshi muttered, as he stepped out of the van.
Ashitare hopped out of the vehicle, until he saw where they were. His eyes widened, and just as he was about to jump back into the can, Amiboshi slammed the door closed.
The boys peeled Ashitare off the door, and brought the wagon back out.
Upon entering the building, the brothers were bombarded with stylists and brochures and all that good stuff.
Confused, Suboshi reached into his pocket and pulled out the cell phone. He dialed the number to their house, and Soi picked up.
"Ah, Soi... what do you want done to Ashitare?" he asked.
Even though Soi was still having some problems of her own, she knew her exact reply. "Style #3765, auburn, layers. That's all you have to remember. Ja!" and hung up.
Suboshi put the cell phone away, and gave the sheet of paper that he had written Soi's request on to the lady at the counter.
"Oh! Very nice selection sir!" The woman said.
"Can you do something about the smell too?" Amiboshi asked.
Meanwhile, back at the house, chaos ensued. Nakago was still trying to rid himself of the clingy Tomos. Soi was still having potty problems, and Miboshi still was the potty problem, and he was getting high off the water freshener things.
Nakago was running around the house screaming his brains out. He had been chibi, but in that form, Tomos could spread easier, so Nakago was normal- sized. And what a sight that it was!
Soi was in her bedroom, doing what looked like a tribal ritual, but it was only an extended form of the Bathroom Dance.
Nakago ran into Soi's room and screamed, "AH!!!!!!! YOU GOTTA HELP MEEEEE!!!!!!"
That was surprising and shocking enough to Soi that she wet her pants. And as if she weren't already mad enough at Nakago, she pushed him out of her room again, but this time, she knocked him through a wall.
Mini screams were head from the Tomos that took the impact of the wall. And Nakago was, again, unconscious.
Hours later at the groomers, the twin boys had fallen asleep, their heads supporting each others. They were rudely awakened by Ashitare who jumped onto them. As they opened their eyes, they couldn't help but laugh at the wolf-man, who now had poodle-style hair, with auburn highlights, and purple bows everywhere.
After the boys stopped crying, and were about to stand up, the stylist said, "That will be $2,752."
That made them stop laughing and get serious. They stared at the woman blankly, "Wha?"
"$2,752 please," she repeated.
"Eat this," Suboshi muttered ryuuseisui-ing the woman.
Amiboshi stared at the body, then Suboshi "Otouto!! How many times do I have to tell you that killing is BAD!!"
"Well, you didn't have any money with you either, did you?" Suboshi retorted.
Amiboshi shrugged. "I guess you're right."
The two boys walked outside, dragging Ashitare with them. "Come! On! DOG!!"
Ashitare shook his head stubbornly.
"Do it!!" Suboshi said, ryuuseisui whirling over his head.
Ashitare whimpered, and did what he was told. The twins stayed behind him, and laughed quietly as he rushed to the car, so that he wouldn't be seen.
When the boys got to the van, and unlocked it, Amiboshi got into the drivers' seat and Suboshi into the passengers'.
They drove home without any problems, but when they got out of the vehicle, Ashitare clocked the two on the head, and rushed into the house, leaving the young boys unconscious on the driveway.
Soi had changed into a new outfit and thrown the nasty one in the Miboshi- posessed toilet. He began to cough and gag, and then he depossessed it.
She ran downstairs to see Ashitare. "Aww!! So cute!!" she squealed.
Ashitare groaned, and then frowned at her.
She repeated herself, then looked around, "Where are Amiboshi and Suboshi?" she asked.
Ashitare gave a careless shrug, and went back to sulking.
In the driveway, Amiboshi began to stir. His eyelids fluttered upen, and he sat up. "Where am I?" he asked to no on in particular.
A little while later, his brother began the same process next to him.
"Who're you?" Suboshi asked.
Amiboshi shrugged, "I dunno... who're you?"
"Funny... I can't recall either," Suboshi replied.
AHHHH!!!!! The twins have amnesia!!! That can't be good!! Ya know, I'm beginning to think that some people don't WANT a PRESENT!!! I only got 3 reviews last chapter... ::sniffle:: Anywho, the offer still stands. You review, you get a present. ::whispers:: It would be nice if they were continuous reviews... ^_~
All the Seiryuu Have Mental Problems... But we knew that
Chapter 8: So Pretty!!!
"We should've just brought him to Mitsukake," Amiboshi said, plugging up his nose.
Suboshi snorted. "I don't think so... Now where was that groomers?" He opened the glove compartment and began to rummage through the mess.
"Otouto! Look there!! SUBOSHI!!! There it is!!" Amiboshi shouted.
Suboshi looked up and swerved into the parking lot just in time. Once they had parked, SUboshi sighed then grinned, "That went pretty well! Wouldn't you say, aniki?"
"Next time I'm driving," Amiboshi muttered, as he stepped out of the van.
Ashitare hopped out of the vehicle, until he saw where they were. His eyes widened, and just as he was about to jump back into the can, Amiboshi slammed the door closed.
The boys peeled Ashitare off the door, and brought the wagon back out.
Upon entering the building, the brothers were bombarded with stylists and brochures and all that good stuff.
Confused, Suboshi reached into his pocket and pulled out the cell phone. He dialed the number to their house, and Soi picked up.
"Ah, Soi... what do you want done to Ashitare?" he asked.
Even though Soi was still having some problems of her own, she knew her exact reply. "Style #3765, auburn, layers. That's all you have to remember. Ja!" and hung up.
Suboshi put the cell phone away, and gave the sheet of paper that he had written Soi's request on to the lady at the counter.
"Oh! Very nice selection sir!" The woman said.
"Can you do something about the smell too?" Amiboshi asked.
Meanwhile, back at the house, chaos ensued. Nakago was still trying to rid himself of the clingy Tomos. Soi was still having potty problems, and Miboshi still was the potty problem, and he was getting high off the water freshener things.
Nakago was running around the house screaming his brains out. He had been chibi, but in that form, Tomos could spread easier, so Nakago was normal- sized. And what a sight that it was!
Soi was in her bedroom, doing what looked like a tribal ritual, but it was only an extended form of the Bathroom Dance.
Nakago ran into Soi's room and screamed, "AH!!!!!!! YOU GOTTA HELP MEEEEE!!!!!!"
That was surprising and shocking enough to Soi that she wet her pants. And as if she weren't already mad enough at Nakago, she pushed him out of her room again, but this time, she knocked him through a wall.
Mini screams were head from the Tomos that took the impact of the wall. And Nakago was, again, unconscious.
Hours later at the groomers, the twin boys had fallen asleep, their heads supporting each others. They were rudely awakened by Ashitare who jumped onto them. As they opened their eyes, they couldn't help but laugh at the wolf-man, who now had poodle-style hair, with auburn highlights, and purple bows everywhere.
After the boys stopped crying, and were about to stand up, the stylist said, "That will be $2,752."
That made them stop laughing and get serious. They stared at the woman blankly, "Wha?"
"$2,752 please," she repeated.
"Eat this," Suboshi muttered ryuuseisui-ing the woman.
Amiboshi stared at the body, then Suboshi "Otouto!! How many times do I have to tell you that killing is BAD!!"
"Well, you didn't have any money with you either, did you?" Suboshi retorted.
Amiboshi shrugged. "I guess you're right."
The two boys walked outside, dragging Ashitare with them. "Come! On! DOG!!"
Ashitare shook his head stubbornly.
"Do it!!" Suboshi said, ryuuseisui whirling over his head.
Ashitare whimpered, and did what he was told. The twins stayed behind him, and laughed quietly as he rushed to the car, so that he wouldn't be seen.
When the boys got to the van, and unlocked it, Amiboshi got into the drivers' seat and Suboshi into the passengers'.
They drove home without any problems, but when they got out of the vehicle, Ashitare clocked the two on the head, and rushed into the house, leaving the young boys unconscious on the driveway.
Soi had changed into a new outfit and thrown the nasty one in the Miboshi- posessed toilet. He began to cough and gag, and then he depossessed it.
She ran downstairs to see Ashitare. "Aww!! So cute!!" she squealed.
Ashitare groaned, and then frowned at her.
She repeated herself, then looked around, "Where are Amiboshi and Suboshi?" she asked.
Ashitare gave a careless shrug, and went back to sulking.
In the driveway, Amiboshi began to stir. His eyelids fluttered upen, and he sat up. "Where am I?" he asked to no on in particular.
A little while later, his brother began the same process next to him.
"Who're you?" Suboshi asked.
Amiboshi shrugged, "I dunno... who're you?"
"Funny... I can't recall either," Suboshi replied.
AHHHH!!!!! The twins have amnesia!!! That can't be good!! Ya know, I'm beginning to think that some people don't WANT a PRESENT!!! I only got 3 reviews last chapter... ::sniffle:: Anywho, the offer still stands. You review, you get a present. ::whispers:: It would be nice if they were continuous reviews... ^_~