Discalimer: I listened to a lot of insane music to write what little of this story I have.
CrashMan is copyright CapCom. Legend of Zelda is copywrite Nintendo. Failure to mention Copyright/Trademark IS NOT a challenge of ownership to the owner of the trademark(s)/copyright(s). TMOL is the intelluctual property of KurhasuOtoko.
Long ago, in a land far, far, far, far, far away there was a young boy, see? Amd this boy was the only one of his kind without a fairy to annoy the crap outta of him, see? So one day this Giant Tree gave the kid a fairy one the condition he went inside the tree and killed a giant bug, see? And thus begins our story, SEE?!
"WHAT?!" Link questioned the Great Deku Tree at the top of his lungs. "YOU WANT ME, TO GO INSIDE OF YOU, AND KILL A GAINT BUG?!"
"Yes," the tree anwsered. "Do you have a problem with that?"
"...Yes"
"Why? I gave you a fairy."
"So? That means this thing will just make me mad every time I try to do something."
"...That is what navi does, that is why I gave her to you... f00!"
"Since when do trees say f00? SINCE WHEN DO I ARGUE WITH TREES?!"
"Link, just go inside and give the old tree his wish." Navi intervined.
"YOU STAY OUTTA OF THIS!" Link and the tree yelled at the same time.
"Alright, alright, alright." Link said "But how do I get-"
The tree opened his mouth beofre Link could finish.
"How do I know you won't chew me up like a Hyrulian Gummy Bear?" Link questioned.
"...You're not Hyrulian... You're uh...uh...uh....GERMAN! Yeah that's it, German. Haven't you ever noticed your heavy accent?"
"..."
"Just get rid of the bug inside me."
So our mighty hero marched inside the tree to be confront by...
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Link shouted. "THE TREE WANTS ME TO CRASH A TEA PARTY?!"
"DEAR LORD IT IS LINK!!!!" One of the monsters shouted.
"I want your autograph."
"NO GIVE IT TO ME!!"
"I WANTED IT FIRST!"
"I don't give autographs. And I don't drink tea either." Link started. "And Navi, why did you bring me here without a sword?"
"I, uh...uh...uh....BYE NOW!" Navi said as she dissappeared into Link's shirt.
"YOU STUPID FAIRY! GET OUT HERE!"
Navi reappeared, and quickly disappeared again. Link cursed a bit, and then pick up a rock.
"NAVI IF YOU DON'T GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW I AM GOING TO BUST OUTTA HERE!" Link shouted at the top of his lungs.
Link threw the rock at a wall, and it bounced back at him. Link ducked, and the rock flew past him, it hit something and made a strange ding sound. Link turned around.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Link passed out from fright and was eaten by all the monsters. THE END!
*is hit on head with frying pan*
Ok, Link wasn't eaten by the monsters. But what he saw was much worse. The thing he saw gived even the bravest men the willies, it cuases dragons to run away, and evil end bosses to wet their pants. This- *is hit on head with frying pan again*
OUCH! STUPID PERSON! *dodges frying pan*
Link saw the "real-world", apparently he had all these adevntures and almost had been killed all those time becuase someone with a controller and a mountain dew.
"It was only a nightmare. When I open my eyes the vicous monster with sharp teeth won't be there. The person I saw was part of my nightmare made to horrify me into this state." Link was doing his best to re-assure himself it was only a nightmare. He stood oppen and opened his eyes. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" *thud*
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Link's SideNote- THUD?!?! I DIDN'T MAKE A THUD SOUND! I MADE MORE LIKE A LITTLE SISSY SCREAM/I WET MY PANTS SOUND!
Kurashu's SideNote- What is your name again?
Link's SideNote- Link. You know that.
Kurashu's SideNote- HAHA! I got it on tape! *is hit by frying pan again*
Link's SideNote- ...
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Back to the story.
"Well," Link spoke with a depressed tone. He was back home laying on his bed now. "I geuss my life is a lie. I am not real, my entire life has been a lie. I geuss I won't be going to where and defeating Gannondork again."
"NO!" Navi yelled at Link, making him sit up fast and hitting his head on his ceiling. "I WON'T LET YOU!"
"You are going to do that how?" Link asked, rubbing his head. "Magical Fairy Dust?"
"That is only in the movies." Navi quickly hide her bag of magic fairy dust. "I use... uh...uh...THIS DRINK MIX!"
"...That is a bag of Magic Fairy Dust with Drink Mix added on the end of it."
"Yes it is."
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is."
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is."
"No it isn't."
"..... Why are we arguing again?"
"Magical Fairy Dust Drink?"
"I think I am going to get a sword JUST so I can kill you."
"And I wonder why you can't get a date with Saria."
"WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HER?!"
"You're blushing."
"No, I'm not.... Ok I am."
"Saira and Link sittin in a tree-"
FWOOSH! Navi is put into a bottle and the lid popped on.
"LET THE POWER OF PONCH COMPELL YOU!!!" Link realized he'd been watching too much Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, and recited Zorak's latest insane quote. "Er...I meant I should get a sword just to kill you."
CrashMan is copyright CapCom. Legend of Zelda is copywrite Nintendo. Failure to mention Copyright/Trademark IS NOT a challenge of ownership to the owner of the trademark(s)/copyright(s). TMOL is the intelluctual property of KurhasuOtoko.
Long ago, in a land far, far, far, far, far away there was a young boy, see? Amd this boy was the only one of his kind without a fairy to annoy the crap outta of him, see? So one day this Giant Tree gave the kid a fairy one the condition he went inside the tree and killed a giant bug, see? And thus begins our story, SEE?!
"WHAT?!" Link questioned the Great Deku Tree at the top of his lungs. "YOU WANT ME, TO GO INSIDE OF YOU, AND KILL A GAINT BUG?!"
"Yes," the tree anwsered. "Do you have a problem with that?"
"...Yes"
"Why? I gave you a fairy."
"So? That means this thing will just make me mad every time I try to do something."
"...That is what navi does, that is why I gave her to you... f00!"
"Since when do trees say f00? SINCE WHEN DO I ARGUE WITH TREES?!"
"Link, just go inside and give the old tree his wish." Navi intervined.
"YOU STAY OUTTA OF THIS!" Link and the tree yelled at the same time.
"Alright, alright, alright." Link said "But how do I get-"
The tree opened his mouth beofre Link could finish.
"How do I know you won't chew me up like a Hyrulian Gummy Bear?" Link questioned.
"...You're not Hyrulian... You're uh...uh...uh....GERMAN! Yeah that's it, German. Haven't you ever noticed your heavy accent?"
"..."
"Just get rid of the bug inside me."
So our mighty hero marched inside the tree to be confront by...
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Link shouted. "THE TREE WANTS ME TO CRASH A TEA PARTY?!"
"DEAR LORD IT IS LINK!!!!" One of the monsters shouted.
"I want your autograph."
"NO GIVE IT TO ME!!"
"I WANTED IT FIRST!"
"I don't give autographs. And I don't drink tea either." Link started. "And Navi, why did you bring me here without a sword?"
"I, uh...uh...uh....BYE NOW!" Navi said as she dissappeared into Link's shirt.
"YOU STUPID FAIRY! GET OUT HERE!"
Navi reappeared, and quickly disappeared again. Link cursed a bit, and then pick up a rock.
"NAVI IF YOU DON'T GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW I AM GOING TO BUST OUTTA HERE!" Link shouted at the top of his lungs.
Link threw the rock at a wall, and it bounced back at him. Link ducked, and the rock flew past him, it hit something and made a strange ding sound. Link turned around.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Link passed out from fright and was eaten by all the monsters. THE END!
*is hit on head with frying pan*
Ok, Link wasn't eaten by the monsters. But what he saw was much worse. The thing he saw gived even the bravest men the willies, it cuases dragons to run away, and evil end bosses to wet their pants. This- *is hit on head with frying pan again*
OUCH! STUPID PERSON! *dodges frying pan*
Link saw the "real-world", apparently he had all these adevntures and almost had been killed all those time becuase someone with a controller and a mountain dew.
"It was only a nightmare. When I open my eyes the vicous monster with sharp teeth won't be there. The person I saw was part of my nightmare made to horrify me into this state." Link was doing his best to re-assure himself it was only a nightmare. He stood oppen and opened his eyes. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" *thud*
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Link's SideNote- THUD?!?! I DIDN'T MAKE A THUD SOUND! I MADE MORE LIKE A LITTLE SISSY SCREAM/I WET MY PANTS SOUND!
Kurashu's SideNote- What is your name again?
Link's SideNote- Link. You know that.
Kurashu's SideNote- HAHA! I got it on tape! *is hit by frying pan again*
Link's SideNote- ...
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Back to the story.
"Well," Link spoke with a depressed tone. He was back home laying on his bed now. "I geuss my life is a lie. I am not real, my entire life has been a lie. I geuss I won't be going to where and defeating Gannondork again."
"NO!" Navi yelled at Link, making him sit up fast and hitting his head on his ceiling. "I WON'T LET YOU!"
"You are going to do that how?" Link asked, rubbing his head. "Magical Fairy Dust?"
"That is only in the movies." Navi quickly hide her bag of magic fairy dust. "I use... uh...uh...THIS DRINK MIX!"
"...That is a bag of Magic Fairy Dust with Drink Mix added on the end of it."
"Yes it is."
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is."
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is."
"No it isn't."
"..... Why are we arguing again?"
"Magical Fairy Dust Drink?"
"I think I am going to get a sword JUST so I can kill you."
"And I wonder why you can't get a date with Saria."
"WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HER?!"
"You're blushing."
"No, I'm not.... Ok I am."
"Saira and Link sittin in a tree-"
FWOOSH! Navi is put into a bottle and the lid popped on.
"LET THE POWER OF PONCH COMPELL YOU!!!" Link realized he'd been watching too much Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, and recited Zorak's latest insane quote. "Er...I meant I should get a sword just to kill you."