And so our hero went forth to retrive a sword to slay his annoying fairy from hell the giant bug in the tree.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Link screamed as he was hit by a boulder.
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Link's SideNote- Why was I hit with a boulder?
Kurashu's SideNote- Becuase I said so, and that is a good enough reason for you.
Link's Sidenote- You su- *is hit by frying pan thrown by Kurashu*
Kurashu's Sidenote- ...Idiot
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"Navi... why didn't YOU TELL EM ABOUT THE GIANT ROLLING BOULDER?!"
"I ist trauig." Navi responded in rapid German.
"I am NOT GERMAN!!!"
"Yes you are..."
"Didn't I put you in bottle?"
"Tschuess."
"..."
Link managed to get through the boulder trap (after being hit five or six times), and retirved his sword.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Link cursed. "IT IS A DAGGER!"
"It is a sword." Navi responded.
"It's a dagger, don't you see? HALF THE PEOPLE IN THIS TWO ARE TWICE AS BIG AS THIS!"
"The oth-" Navi was popped into a bottle again.
"I don't need you running off at the mouther anymore. Now what to do with my DAGGER. Maybe I should slay that beastie in the talking tree. BETTER YET, I'LL KILL YOU!" Link shot Navi a dirty look.
"NEIN! NEIN!" Navi tried to Link, but the glass muffled her words.
"ENOUGH NAZI FAIRY!" Link shouted. "YOU DIE HERE!"
Link raised his sword to strike down Navi when all of sudden there was a mighty explosion, and wood chips rained down upon the village where Link lived.
"Crap. I will surely be exiled for this act of terrorism upon my land."
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Kurashu's SideNote- Link did you just smart all of a sudden?
Link's SideNote- 2+2=5
Kurashu's SideNote- Just checking.
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"DEAR LORD ALMIGHTY!" Navi started.
"STUPID FAIRY! IN THE BOTTLE OR OFF WITH YOUR uh....uh...HEAD- er WINGS! Plus I bet it was just Mido trying to master the skill of throwing bombs at rocks. Bombs don't travel that far with small wicks. *insert evil laugh here*"
"LINK! I AM DISSAPPOINTED IN YOU!"
"OFF WITH YOUR WINGS ANNOYING FAIRY!" Link rose his sword, and brought down with it an owl. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!' *thud*"
"Hello Link." The owl started. "I a-"
"I'd careless who you are, so much as WHAT YOU'RE DOING ON MY DAGGER! That and how you taste when mixed with fairy."
"Actually, people say that- HEY! If I didn't know better, I'd say you're trying to kill me."
"Huh?" Link tosses away two VERY sharp knives in the gneral direction of Navi, a loud blood curdling scream is heard, but noone really cares enough to worry. "So why are you here again, and what is your name?"
"I am the All Knowing Owl, I have another name but I forgot it. And I am here to annoy the crap out of you every time you do something right, and advance in the game."
"Can I kill you?"
"No, beucase I seem to freeze time, and fly away before anyone can move. NEINER NEINER!"
"Apparently you forgot your powers at home today buddy. BECUASE I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes run in terror. *insert evil laugh here* Penguin has-been. *insert another evil laugh*"
And so our once honset hero enjoyed a feast of owl, fairy wings as a side, and was kept warm by the bark and other pieces of the Great Deku tree that had bothered him awhile ago when the tree exploded becuase of the "bestie" indie it. *cough*Dynamit*cough**cough*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Link screamed as he was hit by a boulder.
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Link's SideNote- Why was I hit with a boulder?
Kurashu's SideNote- Becuase I said so, and that is a good enough reason for you.
Link's Sidenote- You su- *is hit by frying pan thrown by Kurashu*
Kurashu's Sidenote- ...Idiot
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"Navi... why didn't YOU TELL EM ABOUT THE GIANT ROLLING BOULDER?!"
"I ist trauig." Navi responded in rapid German.
"I am NOT GERMAN!!!"
"Yes you are..."
"Didn't I put you in bottle?"
"Tschuess."
"..."
Link managed to get through the boulder trap (after being hit five or six times), and retirved his sword.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Link cursed. "IT IS A DAGGER!"
"It is a sword." Navi responded.
"It's a dagger, don't you see? HALF THE PEOPLE IN THIS TWO ARE TWICE AS BIG AS THIS!"
"The oth-" Navi was popped into a bottle again.
"I don't need you running off at the mouther anymore. Now what to do with my DAGGER. Maybe I should slay that beastie in the talking tree. BETTER YET, I'LL KILL YOU!" Link shot Navi a dirty look.
"NEIN! NEIN!" Navi tried to Link, but the glass muffled her words.
"ENOUGH NAZI FAIRY!" Link shouted. "YOU DIE HERE!"
Link raised his sword to strike down Navi when all of sudden there was a mighty explosion, and wood chips rained down upon the village where Link lived.
"Crap. I will surely be exiled for this act of terrorism upon my land."
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Kurashu's SideNote- Link did you just smart all of a sudden?
Link's SideNote- 2+2=5
Kurashu's SideNote- Just checking.
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"DEAR LORD ALMIGHTY!" Navi started.
"STUPID FAIRY! IN THE BOTTLE OR OFF WITH YOUR uh....uh...HEAD- er WINGS! Plus I bet it was just Mido trying to master the skill of throwing bombs at rocks. Bombs don't travel that far with small wicks. *insert evil laugh here*"
"LINK! I AM DISSAPPOINTED IN YOU!"
"OFF WITH YOUR WINGS ANNOYING FAIRY!" Link rose his sword, and brought down with it an owl. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!' *thud*"
"Hello Link." The owl started. "I a-"
"I'd careless who you are, so much as WHAT YOU'RE DOING ON MY DAGGER! That and how you taste when mixed with fairy."
"Actually, people say that- HEY! If I didn't know better, I'd say you're trying to kill me."
"Huh?" Link tosses away two VERY sharp knives in the gneral direction of Navi, a loud blood curdling scream is heard, but noone really cares enough to worry. "So why are you here again, and what is your name?"
"I am the All Knowing Owl, I have another name but I forgot it. And I am here to annoy the crap out of you every time you do something right, and advance in the game."
"Can I kill you?"
"No, beucase I seem to freeze time, and fly away before anyone can move. NEINER NEINER!"
"Apparently you forgot your powers at home today buddy. BECUASE I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes run in terror. *insert evil laugh here* Penguin has-been. *insert another evil laugh*"
And so our once honset hero enjoyed a feast of owl, fairy wings as a side, and was kept warm by the bark and other pieces of the Great Deku tree that had bothered him awhile ago when the tree exploded becuase of the "bestie" indie it. *cough*Dynamit*cough**cough*