Link, now in the custody of the Hyrule Instution for the Mentally Unfit, was planning a breakout. His plan would require one other person, some rope, bombs, a match, two and a half chickhen, and his horoscope for the day.

"Hmmm...." Link flipped through the pages of the newspaper.

"LLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK!!!! Can't we break out now, we have everything."An annoying little pipsqeak tugged at Link's side.

"Not my horoscope. Hmmmm, I think I'm a Scorpio. Hmmm.... Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window. Work a little bit harder on improving you low self esteem, you stupid freak. ...Stupid horoscope. I geuss it is right, because f the disclaimer at the top."

"What disclaimer?"

Link handed the kid the newspaper. The Disclaimer read:
centerNow you may find it inconciveable
or at the very least a bit unlikely,
that the relitive position of the
planets and the stars could have
could a special deep significance
or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
But let me give you my assurance
that these forcasts and predictions,
are all based on on solid scientific documented evidence,
so you would have to be some kind of moron,
not to realize that every single one
of them is absoultely true, Where was I?/center
"Hmmm..." The peasky child mumbled. "What's mine? Virgo...Virfo...Virgo. AH! Here it is. All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligence, EXCEPT FOR YOU! Expect a big suprise today, when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick."

"XDHAHA" Link brust out laughing. "Atleast something was right in there. *impales anoying kid's head on stick*"

Link took the impaled head at the window with it until the glass broke, then he beat the bars with it. Then he took the rope, tied to bomb to the window and lit it. Soon fllowed was a large explosion, link hitting walls, and some fried chickens.

"I geuss that means it worked. *cough**thud*"

Link stoopd up, and walked over to the hole in the wall. When he peered through it, he fell out. Not graceful is he? But to his surprise the Loonely Bin had been inside the Hyrule Castle Town gates.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!*bounce**bounce**bounce*thud*" Link coughed and checked his injuries, minor injuries, ribs are only smashed into powered and my internal organ have fifty thousand holes in them. Meh, life sucks. I hate my life. Always doing what Kurashu says for what? DEATH EVERYTIME I FALL DOWN!!!!!"

"CURE 53!!!!"

"FEELING BETTER. I feel like singing again.
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When the quest was good, the quest was peaceful {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
And everybody havin' fun {Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo}
I tell the warriors "…start the sword fightin'…" {Yippie Yi Yo}
And the mages to summon a monster for us
The insane Armos show down {ha ha yippi yi yo!}

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Say, A Armos is nuttin' if he don't have a sword
All a Armos hold ya' sword, all Armos hold it
Say, A Armos is nuttin' if he don't have a sword
All a Armos hold ya' sword, all Armos hold it

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FEELS GOOD TTO BE ALIVE! *run over by children* Ow, my new ribs."

Link walked through the town after taking care of some "business" invovling kids and a sword. He saw all the shops, and marked which ones he'd raid later tonight.

"Time to bust into the castle, and steal the Princess away." Link rubbed his hands together the way badguys do on cartoons.