Link tripped as he ran into Zelda's inner-courtyard, cause Zelda to brust out laughing. The guards chasing Link doubled over in laughter, and Link was embrassed. After a minute or so everyone stopped laughing, the guards went back to partolling (Why??), and Link walked up to Zelda and started to talk to her.
"Ok, so you want me to wage a one man war against the soon to be King of All Evil because you think he might give the king a wedgie?" Link stated in utter amazement.
"Yes." Zelda said innocently.
"I suppose. I am getting paid for this right?"
"All the weapons, money, and supplies you find, and/or retrive on your quest."
"...Not what I meant, but it will do. Where do I go now??"
"There are two other caverns that you must explore and retrive the mystic stone from. One is to the east, it is the Cavern of Metroid, you will encounter many strange beasts there. The other is to the west, the Hall of Gundam. In those places you will find the Metorid Egg, and The Gundam Head respectivly."
"Huh?" Link interupted again, not paying attention as usual.
"Sigh. Link, what will ever do with you? You funny little Tokay look alike."
"Do you realize how much I hate Tokays?"
"No, not really. But's that beside the point. You must go now to the Cavern of Metroids, and recover the Metroid Egg for me. There is Mario, my assitant, he will take you to the Castle Enterance."
"...Mario?" Link questioned. "Mar-MARIO?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
"IT'S A ME, A MARIO!"
"IT'S A GONNA BE IMMA DEADIO IN A FEW MINUTES!!!!!"
And so with Mario the interduction over with, Link chased him rabidly outside the castle. Where upon mario falling, Link jabbed him multiple times in the side with a stick, until the plumber passed out.
"TAKE THAT! STEALING MY SPOT ON THE GAMEFAQS CHARACTER BATTLE!!!" Link continued jabbing at him until guards came to see what was going on. And by that time Link had left, headed for the Cavern of Metroids in the Metroid Heights.
"Ok, so you want me to wage a one man war against the soon to be King of All Evil because you think he might give the king a wedgie?" Link stated in utter amazement.
"Yes." Zelda said innocently.
"I suppose. I am getting paid for this right?"
"All the weapons, money, and supplies you find, and/or retrive on your quest."
"...Not what I meant, but it will do. Where do I go now??"
"There are two other caverns that you must explore and retrive the mystic stone from. One is to the east, it is the Cavern of Metroid, you will encounter many strange beasts there. The other is to the west, the Hall of Gundam. In those places you will find the Metorid Egg, and The Gundam Head respectivly."
"Huh?" Link interupted again, not paying attention as usual.
"Sigh. Link, what will ever do with you? You funny little Tokay look alike."
"Do you realize how much I hate Tokays?"
"No, not really. But's that beside the point. You must go now to the Cavern of Metroids, and recover the Metroid Egg for me. There is Mario, my assitant, he will take you to the Castle Enterance."
"...Mario?" Link questioned. "Mar-MARIO?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
"IT'S A ME, A MARIO!"
"IT'S A GONNA BE IMMA DEADIO IN A FEW MINUTES!!!!!"
And so with Mario the interduction over with, Link chased him rabidly outside the castle. Where upon mario falling, Link jabbed him multiple times in the side with a stick, until the plumber passed out.
"TAKE THAT! STEALING MY SPOT ON THE GAMEFAQS CHARACTER BATTLE!!!" Link continued jabbing at him until guards came to see what was going on. And by that time Link had left, headed for the Cavern of Metroids in the Metroid Heights.
