Link walked into the cavern, not knowing what to expect. Out of now where, a jellyfish thingy appeared, and latched onto Link's head. Link flailed around some, before falling over.
"AAAHHH!!! GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!!" Link screamed.
A single shot rang out, and the jellyfish on Link's head blew up. Link looked around and saw a single metal clad person, with a buster.
"Come young one, more Metroids are on their way here." the person spoke.
The person guided Link to a safe house of sorts. The person, when safely inside the safe house, removed their helmet to reveal that the person was a girl, a sexy one at that.
"I am Samus Aran, bounty hunter and Metroid exterminator. What is your name."
"Uhh...my name? Yeah my name is...uhh." Link bumbled, "My name is...uhh Link."
"So, you're the only Zelda was talking about. Nice to meet you." Samus said smiling. "Here, let me show you around."
So, Samus showed Link around. She showed him some of the less important rooms, but she made it clear that she was mostly found in the 'War Room' or her personal quarters, and if he needed anything that she would be more than likely in one of those two spots.
"Ok? I'm gonna get some sleep, since I've been on duty for the past four days." Samus said. "And if you plan on going back onto that cave, you should check with our Weapon's Development Section. They should be able to help you."
With that done Link walked and muttered something about how stupid this quest is.
"Link I'm surprised at you."
"BAH! KURASHU! I'M SO SORRY I WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN DON'T HURT ME PLEASE DEAR GOD DON'T HURT ME!"
"Ok...but I'm Zelda. I have telewhatchmacallit."
"Telekensis?"
"Yes that you funny orange clad warrior. When I'm older we'll have to go on a date."
"Sorry, but for now I am but a figure of your imagination."
"KURASHU! YOU'RE FAKE?!"
Link is hit with Thunderbolt
"And so are you, but only to me and the readers. And that works backwards to. We are fake to you, however I can exsist in both worlds after I GAIN ULTIMATE POWER! BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, excuse me while I go and get my pill now."
Link stumbled into the WAD Section of the base. In there, several scientist of Chozo decent were furiously working away at weapons for Samus and the warriors. Link started to talk with one that wasn't busy, and managed to get a hook up with a power beam that would take seven years to complete for biological use.
"Ok, you call me then. Haha." the scientist said. "Yeah... you moron." he added silently.
"Imagine that Link. Someone besides me thinks you're a moron."
"Kurashu, when I get to you, you WILL PAY!"
"Oh really, Thunderga." the magical heavenly voice spoke lamely, and then laughed at Link's medium-rare body.
"Next time you do that I'll...I'll...I'll...I DUNNO WHAT I'LL DO BUT IT'll BE SOMETHING BAD FOR YOU!"
"Tunderga."
"Ow. KRASHUMoN STOP THAT!"
"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT NAME! THUNDERGA! THUNDERGA! THUNDERGA! THUNDERGA! THUNDERGA!"
"I really with you would stop that. *cough**cough* Ow, my insides are cooked. *thud*
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"Why do you always cook me?"
"Because I can. Thunderga."
"THAT HURTS! *cough*"
"Thunderga. Thunderga. Thunderga. Thunderga."
"*crash boom bang* My insides are MEDIUM RARE!"
"I'm sorry did you want them well done? Thunderga. Thunderga. Thunderga. Thunderga.Thunderga. Thunderga. Thunderga. Thunderga.Thunderga. Thunderga. Thunderga. Thunderga."
"Ow. I'm sorry, I'll question you again."
"Yeah, that's what you said last time. Thunderga."
"I RESENT THIS! NOW HEAL ME!"
"Maybe later."
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"Heal me please."
"Later."
"*puppy eyes*"
"Stupid guilty consince I don't have. Cure 78"
"AAAHHH!!! GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!!" Link screamed.
A single shot rang out, and the jellyfish on Link's head blew up. Link looked around and saw a single metal clad person, with a buster.
"Come young one, more Metroids are on their way here." the person spoke.
The person guided Link to a safe house of sorts. The person, when safely inside the safe house, removed their helmet to reveal that the person was a girl, a sexy one at that.
"I am Samus Aran, bounty hunter and Metroid exterminator. What is your name."
"Uhh...my name? Yeah my name is...uhh." Link bumbled, "My name is...uhh Link."
"So, you're the only Zelda was talking about. Nice to meet you." Samus said smiling. "Here, let me show you around."
So, Samus showed Link around. She showed him some of the less important rooms, but she made it clear that she was mostly found in the 'War Room' or her personal quarters, and if he needed anything that she would be more than likely in one of those two spots.
"Ok? I'm gonna get some sleep, since I've been on duty for the past four days." Samus said. "And if you plan on going back onto that cave, you should check with our Weapon's Development Section. They should be able to help you."
With that done Link walked and muttered something about how stupid this quest is.
"Link I'm surprised at you."
"BAH! KURASHU! I'M SO SORRY I WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN DON'T HURT ME PLEASE DEAR GOD DON'T HURT ME!"
"Ok...but I'm Zelda. I have telewhatchmacallit."
"Telekensis?"
"Yes that you funny orange clad warrior. When I'm older we'll have to go on a date."
"Sorry, but for now I am but a figure of your imagination."
"KURASHU! YOU'RE FAKE?!"
Link is hit with Thunderbolt
"And so are you, but only to me and the readers. And that works backwards to. We are fake to you, however I can exsist in both worlds after I GAIN ULTIMATE POWER! BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, excuse me while I go and get my pill now."
Link stumbled into the WAD Section of the base. In there, several scientist of Chozo decent were furiously working away at weapons for Samus and the warriors. Link started to talk with one that wasn't busy, and managed to get a hook up with a power beam that would take seven years to complete for biological use.
"Ok, you call me then. Haha." the scientist said. "Yeah... you moron." he added silently.
"Imagine that Link. Someone besides me thinks you're a moron."
"Kurashu, when I get to you, you WILL PAY!"
"Oh really, Thunderga." the magical heavenly voice spoke lamely, and then laughed at Link's medium-rare body.
"Next time you do that I'll...I'll...I'll...I DUNNO WHAT I'LL DO BUT IT'll BE SOMETHING BAD FOR YOU!"
"Tunderga."
"Ow. KRASHUMoN STOP THAT!"
"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT NAME! THUNDERGA! THUNDERGA! THUNDERGA! THUNDERGA! THUNDERGA!"
"I really with you would stop that. *cough**cough* Ow, my insides are cooked. *thud*
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"Why do you always cook me?"
"Because I can. Thunderga."
"THAT HURTS! *cough*"
"Thunderga. Thunderga. Thunderga. Thunderga."
"*crash boom bang* My insides are MEDIUM RARE!"
"I'm sorry did you want them well done? Thunderga. Thunderga. Thunderga. Thunderga.Thunderga. Thunderga. Thunderga. Thunderga.Thunderga. Thunderga. Thunderga. Thunderga."
"Ow. I'm sorry, I'll question you again."
"Yeah, that's what you said last time. Thunderga."
"I RESENT THIS! NOW HEAL ME!"
"Maybe later."
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AND THAT CONCLUDES LINK'S ADVENTURES FOR TODAY! TUNE IN NEXT UPDATE, SAME LINK WEBSITE, SAME LINK TIME!
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"Heal me please."
"Later."
"*puppy eyes*"
"Stupid guilty consince I don't have. Cure 78"