Link stood in front of the Metroid Cavern, and was very displeased with what he saw. A large metal gate stood in his path, near it were some missle flowers. He had seen them around the Chozo City, but never payed them any mind. And now they seemed his only way into the Cavern. He kicked one, and was thrown back by the explosion, landing ontop of a Chozo Citizen, named Frank. (THAT IS IMPORTANT REMEMBER IT!!!)
"Uhh...sorry?" Link said jumping off the Chozo. "It won't happen again."
The disguntled Chozo pulled out a Ice Beam Gun and fired it at Link, freezing him in his tracks. He stood there, frozen, until he thawed...several days later.
"Kurashu...why did you let that happen?" Link questioned.
"Becuase yound cricket, I can." Deitytical (Aforementioned word is copyright(©) 2003 Xual Henfa(KurashuOtoko) Why? because he just that good.) laughing here.
"Screw you."
"Nah, I don't believe in that before marriage. =P"
Link strechted his arms, and realized that he still couldn't get into Metroid Cavern.
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"What? Did you expect someone to come and unblockx0rs it for you?"
"Well kinda...yeah. I did."
"Sucker."
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"I geuss I'll go see Samus about this one."
SEVERAL HOURS (or Whours if you're Chung) LATER!
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE MAP TO SEE MY EX- JUST TO GET A SONG TO CHEER YOU UP?!" Link practically screamed at Samus.
"Respect you're elders. And besides, one of the Chozo died. I'm sad."
"I think you're just munipulating...or whatever that big word is just so you can get a happy song."
"No...not at all." Samus said in a blantly lying voice.
"SEE?!"
"See what? I didn't see that."
"I swear if this glove doesn't grant the power of the bodybuilders I will take you to court."
And so Link was off, off to the Saria of the Sacred Meadow...AKA Link's Ex-. Why is Saria Link's Ex-? Link cuaght her kissing Mido...big break up scene. It was in Chapter One if you missed it...I GOT TO GO! *zip*
AFTER TRAVRESING SEVERAL FEET OF LAND!
"*pant Pant huff huff* I'm back....for now. Where's Saria?" Link asked when he reached the Town Hall."
"Saria? We brunt her at the stake after we cuaght he making out with Mido. And Mido...well...he became the new Forest Sage."
"WHAT?! SARIA WAS IMPORTANT TO THE STORY IN THE SENCE OF THAT SHE TEACHES ME A SONG!"
"Mido remixed it, now it is better.Calls it Lostwoods The MidoMan Remix."
"Mido...Man? XDHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Laugh all you want, but I have money coming out my ying yang."
"Your what what?"
And so Link and Mido battled over some pointles crap, and then link tricked Mido into teaching him the new Remix.
"XDHAHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST PERSON EVER! NOW I CAN RELEASE A COVER ALBUM AND MAKE MONEY COME OUT MY YING YANG TOO!"
"You dork."
So Link has the song he needed, but will he escape from Mido to deliever it in time? Find out in the next chapter.
"Uhh...sorry?" Link said jumping off the Chozo. "It won't happen again."
The disguntled Chozo pulled out a Ice Beam Gun and fired it at Link, freezing him in his tracks. He stood there, frozen, until he thawed...several days later.
"Kurashu...why did you let that happen?" Link questioned.
"Becuase yound cricket, I can." Deitytical (Aforementioned word is copyright(©) 2003 Xual Henfa(KurashuOtoko) Why? because he just that good.) laughing here.
"Screw you."
"Nah, I don't believe in that before marriage. =P"
Link strechted his arms, and realized that he still couldn't get into Metroid Cavern.
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"What? Did you expect someone to come and unblockx0rs it for you?"
"Well kinda...yeah. I did."
"Sucker."
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"I geuss I'll go see Samus about this one."
SEVERAL HOURS (or Whours if you're Chung) LATER!
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE MAP TO SEE MY EX- JUST TO GET A SONG TO CHEER YOU UP?!" Link practically screamed at Samus.
"Respect you're elders. And besides, one of the Chozo died. I'm sad."
"I think you're just munipulating...or whatever that big word is just so you can get a happy song."
"No...not at all." Samus said in a blantly lying voice.
"SEE?!"
"See what? I didn't see that."
"I swear if this glove doesn't grant the power of the bodybuilders I will take you to court."
And so Link was off, off to the Saria of the Sacred Meadow...AKA Link's Ex-. Why is Saria Link's Ex-? Link cuaght her kissing Mido...big break up scene. It was in Chapter One if you missed it...I GOT TO GO! *zip*
AFTER TRAVRESING SEVERAL FEET OF LAND!
"*pant Pant huff huff* I'm back....for now. Where's Saria?" Link asked when he reached the Town Hall."
"Saria? We brunt her at the stake after we cuaght he making out with Mido. And Mido...well...he became the new Forest Sage."
"WHAT?! SARIA WAS IMPORTANT TO THE STORY IN THE SENCE OF THAT SHE TEACHES ME A SONG!"
"Mido remixed it, now it is better.Calls it Lostwoods The MidoMan Remix."
"Mido...Man? XDHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Laugh all you want, but I have money coming out my ying yang."
"Your what what?"
And so Link and Mido battled over some pointles crap, and then link tricked Mido into teaching him the new Remix.
"XDHAHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST PERSON EVER! NOW I CAN RELEASE A COVER ALBUM AND MAKE MONEY COME OUT MY YING YANG TOO!"
"You dork."
So Link has the song he needed, but will he escape from Mido to deliever it in time? Find out in the next chapter.