Disclaimer: If I owned Esca, life would be good, but I'll have to continue living in that fantasy world, cuz Esca's not mine...
A/N: It's been a while. Sorry, homework non-stop now that school's back in session... Here's the next chapter, review when you're done, it motivates me to keep going, the more reviews, the more likely I'll add to this one the soonest... Enjoy! ^_^
Chapter 8: Of Plays and Nog
Dilly walked across the room to where Van and Hitomi had been sitting ever since Refina's matchmaking attempt.
"Hey, you two look down, here have some nog!" Dilly said, thrusting two glasses at them.
"I don't think I... mph..." Van's last part was cut off by the green eyed girl bringing the glass to his lips and forcing him to drink the noggy substance.
"Don't be rude!" She hissed.
"Especially at a pyro's party..." She added eyeing Dilly apprehensively.
The couple quickly drained the glasses and felt rather funny. Dilly walked away, smirking in self-satisfaction.
"What bonk did bonk you bonk do bonk now?" Folkie asked, fearing the answer.
"I just gave 'em some eggnog..." Dilly replied in an angelic voice.
"The spiked eggnog?" Folkie asked in frustration.
"Could be." Dilly replied in an all-too-innocent tone.
"Haven't you seen episode 7? Hitomis and alcohol DON'T mix."
As if to verify his statement across the room they observed the antics of the raven-haired boy and the green-eyed girl.
"I AM VAN FANEL, KING OF FANELIA, NOT TO MENTION AN ANGEL!" The young king proclaimed as his wings shot out.
"OOOOH! AHHHHHHH!" Said the Dragonslayers in awe.
"And I am Hitomi Kanzaki, the girl from the Mystic Moon, I see the past, present, and future. I predict your doom." She pointed at all the people in the room.
"Well that's reassuring." Dalet whispered to Gatty standing next to him.
"You will die." She continued.
"Never would have known." Migel sarcastically replied.
"LOOK VAN! I CAN FLY!" She screamed as she jumped out the nearby window.
"Ooh, she'll feel that in the morning." Refina commented as Hitomi plummeted downward, Van was busy flying around crashing into the walls and didn't seem to notice her latest escapade.
Folkie bonked his head very hard at this point.
"Great Dilly, you screwed another romance."
"Yeah, AREN'T I SPECIAL?" Dilly asked, grinning, pleased with the unhappiness this would cause his rival.
"Sure. Whatever..." Folkie muttered between bonks.
"Anway, why don't you come watch the Dragonslayers' interpretation of 'The Night before Christmas?' They've been soaking up Dorny Claus's babbling about that Mystic Moon holiday and decided to put on a show."
"Sorry, I've got work to do! 234,596 bonks left to go!" Folkie said, picking up speed.
"Well, while you're bamming the few brain cells you had to begin with, I'm going to watch the Dragonslayers make fools of themselves so I'll have an excuse to slap them." Dilly turned on his heel and walked off to where the Dragonslayers were setting up.
Dilly sat in a folding chair next to Van who was still drunk and muttering, "Darn fools should be bowing at my feet, I'm a messenger of the heavens..." Dilly was very pissed by now, and with a punch in the head, Van was out and his babbling ceased.
"That's better." Dilly said, leaning back in his chair.
The curtain opened and the narrator came out, apparently they had chosen Eriya, since she seemed to have the highest mental capabilities.
"Ahem..." Eriya cleared her throat before beginning.
"The Night before Christmas."
"'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the Vione,
Dilly was screaming in an angry tone..."
"... And we know that Vione and tone don't rhyme, but LIVE with it..."
"This is going to be an interesting performance..." Dilly muttered.
"With Refina in her curlers, and Vione in his cap,
Dilly was drawing his hand back, ready to slap,
When outside the Vione there rose such a clatter, Dilly screamed, "What the hell is the matter?"
Sending Gatty out to see,
For Dilly-Sama would not let this matter be.
The kitty was sleeping not soon to awake,
Dreaming of all the kitty treats she wanted to take.
The rest of the Dragonslayers rose from their sleep with red eyes,
They felt sick, they had just gorged themselves on dozens of Christmas pies.
They looked out the window and Dalet dropped his flagon,
For outside the window was a fearsome dragon.
Followed by him were eight more,
The Ryyugekitai didn't know what was in store.
They drew a sleigh with a skinny old man,
The guy looked like he had never once had a tan.
He jumped out of the sleigh, no one knew why.
He used his beard as a parachute as he floated down from the sky.
He fell down the chimney coughing black smoke,
No one dared to laugh, no one spoke.
'What's wrong with you fools, have you nothing to say?'
'Does the cat have your tongue on such an important day?!'
'Hey! It wasn't me, this rudeness I detest!'
Insisted the kitty that wasn't going to let the matter rest.
'I hate you all, so I'll be quick...'
'My name's Dorny Claus, though you won't remember, your heads being so thick!'
He threw some junk into a sock,
And the Dragonslayers began to mock.
He gave them each a candy cane,
And being quite warm out it began to rain.
The Dragons roared they wanted some food.
And Dorny Claus knew that with dragons you shouldn't be rude.
So he ran out the door without so much as a bye,
And he quickly soared into the sky.
The Dragonslayers shouted insults from afar,
'You're so broke you drive a sleigh, instead of a car!'
And as the broken down sleigh flew out of sight,
He yelled, 'I hated tonight!'"
"The End. Thank you." Eriya bowed as the cost clumsily attempted to copy but still being drunk they kept crashing into each other and falling over. They had expected a round of applause for their brilliant performance, but that was not what they were going to receive.
"Well, you're making this easy." Dilly said as he went down the row, slapping them all.
"What did we do THIS time?" Migel asked in confusion.
"Now I know what's up with Folkie and his bonking..."
"WHY bonk ME?" He repeated this quite a few times until his tiara was slightly dented and he stopped.
To be Continued
A/N: Don't end, "'Twas the Night Before Christmas," although I barely used anything from it. And I don't know if I spelled Ryyugekitai right, so if I didn't tell me and I'll fix it, I wasn't sure... Hoped you liked it! Review! ^_^
~Trunks Gal~
A/N: It's been a while. Sorry, homework non-stop now that school's back in session... Here's the next chapter, review when you're done, it motivates me to keep going, the more reviews, the more likely I'll add to this one the soonest... Enjoy! ^_^
Chapter 8: Of Plays and Nog
Dilly walked across the room to where Van and Hitomi had been sitting ever since Refina's matchmaking attempt.
"Hey, you two look down, here have some nog!" Dilly said, thrusting two glasses at them.
"I don't think I... mph..." Van's last part was cut off by the green eyed girl bringing the glass to his lips and forcing him to drink the noggy substance.
"Don't be rude!" She hissed.
"Especially at a pyro's party..." She added eyeing Dilly apprehensively.
The couple quickly drained the glasses and felt rather funny. Dilly walked away, smirking in self-satisfaction.
"What bonk did bonk you bonk do bonk now?" Folkie asked, fearing the answer.
"I just gave 'em some eggnog..." Dilly replied in an angelic voice.
"The spiked eggnog?" Folkie asked in frustration.
"Could be." Dilly replied in an all-too-innocent tone.
"Haven't you seen episode 7? Hitomis and alcohol DON'T mix."
As if to verify his statement across the room they observed the antics of the raven-haired boy and the green-eyed girl.
"I AM VAN FANEL, KING OF FANELIA, NOT TO MENTION AN ANGEL!" The young king proclaimed as his wings shot out.
"OOOOH! AHHHHHHH!" Said the Dragonslayers in awe.
"And I am Hitomi Kanzaki, the girl from the Mystic Moon, I see the past, present, and future. I predict your doom." She pointed at all the people in the room.
"Well that's reassuring." Dalet whispered to Gatty standing next to him.
"You will die." She continued.
"Never would have known." Migel sarcastically replied.
"LOOK VAN! I CAN FLY!" She screamed as she jumped out the nearby window.
"Ooh, she'll feel that in the morning." Refina commented as Hitomi plummeted downward, Van was busy flying around crashing into the walls and didn't seem to notice her latest escapade.
Folkie bonked his head very hard at this point.
"Great Dilly, you screwed another romance."
"Yeah, AREN'T I SPECIAL?" Dilly asked, grinning, pleased with the unhappiness this would cause his rival.
"Sure. Whatever..." Folkie muttered between bonks.
"Anway, why don't you come watch the Dragonslayers' interpretation of 'The Night before Christmas?' They've been soaking up Dorny Claus's babbling about that Mystic Moon holiday and decided to put on a show."
"Sorry, I've got work to do! 234,596 bonks left to go!" Folkie said, picking up speed.
"Well, while you're bamming the few brain cells you had to begin with, I'm going to watch the Dragonslayers make fools of themselves so I'll have an excuse to slap them." Dilly turned on his heel and walked off to where the Dragonslayers were setting up.
Dilly sat in a folding chair next to Van who was still drunk and muttering, "Darn fools should be bowing at my feet, I'm a messenger of the heavens..." Dilly was very pissed by now, and with a punch in the head, Van was out and his babbling ceased.
"That's better." Dilly said, leaning back in his chair.
The curtain opened and the narrator came out, apparently they had chosen Eriya, since she seemed to have the highest mental capabilities.
"Ahem..." Eriya cleared her throat before beginning.
"The Night before Christmas."
"'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the Vione,
Dilly was screaming in an angry tone..."
"... And we know that Vione and tone don't rhyme, but LIVE with it..."
"This is going to be an interesting performance..." Dilly muttered.
"With Refina in her curlers, and Vione in his cap,
Dilly was drawing his hand back, ready to slap,
When outside the Vione there rose such a clatter, Dilly screamed, "What the hell is the matter?"
Sending Gatty out to see,
For Dilly-Sama would not let this matter be.
The kitty was sleeping not soon to awake,
Dreaming of all the kitty treats she wanted to take.
The rest of the Dragonslayers rose from their sleep with red eyes,
They felt sick, they had just gorged themselves on dozens of Christmas pies.
They looked out the window and Dalet dropped his flagon,
For outside the window was a fearsome dragon.
Followed by him were eight more,
The Ryyugekitai didn't know what was in store.
They drew a sleigh with a skinny old man,
The guy looked like he had never once had a tan.
He jumped out of the sleigh, no one knew why.
He used his beard as a parachute as he floated down from the sky.
He fell down the chimney coughing black smoke,
No one dared to laugh, no one spoke.
'What's wrong with you fools, have you nothing to say?'
'Does the cat have your tongue on such an important day?!'
'Hey! It wasn't me, this rudeness I detest!'
Insisted the kitty that wasn't going to let the matter rest.
'I hate you all, so I'll be quick...'
'My name's Dorny Claus, though you won't remember, your heads being so thick!'
He threw some junk into a sock,
And the Dragonslayers began to mock.
He gave them each a candy cane,
And being quite warm out it began to rain.
The Dragons roared they wanted some food.
And Dorny Claus knew that with dragons you shouldn't be rude.
So he ran out the door without so much as a bye,
And he quickly soared into the sky.
The Dragonslayers shouted insults from afar,
'You're so broke you drive a sleigh, instead of a car!'
And as the broken down sleigh flew out of sight,
He yelled, 'I hated tonight!'"
"The End. Thank you." Eriya bowed as the cost clumsily attempted to copy but still being drunk they kept crashing into each other and falling over. They had expected a round of applause for their brilliant performance, but that was not what they were going to receive.
"Well, you're making this easy." Dilly said as he went down the row, slapping them all.
"What did we do THIS time?" Migel asked in confusion.
"Now I know what's up with Folkie and his bonking..."
"WHY bonk ME?" He repeated this quite a few times until his tiara was slightly dented and he stopped.
To be Continued
A/N: Don't end, "'Twas the Night Before Christmas," although I barely used anything from it. And I don't know if I spelled Ryyugekitai right, so if I didn't tell me and I'll fix it, I wasn't sure... Hoped you liked it! Review! ^_^
~Trunks Gal~