Disclaimer: I don't own Esca, it would be a REALLY weird anime if I did, so be grateful that Bandai owns it and not me. But I yearn for my Van, and my Folkie, and my Dilly, and my slayers... (A few too many ands, but TOO bad, I've had enough grammar in language in 1 week to last me a life time...)
A/N: I was VERY pleased to see the reviews I'm getting from this fic, I'm really happy you all like it, here's hoping I won't run out of my "odd" humor... Sorry those of you who like Hitomi out there, relax, I'm a big V/H romance nut, I can't kill her off as much as I'd like to... This chapter is dedicated to JoJo and nagi-chan and all the other nice people who reviewed, please continue to do so, or I'll just stop and you'll never know what happened on this weird Vione-style Christmas... MWAHAHAHA! Umm... * cough cough * Anways, just read and review, it's as simple as that... Thanks! ^_^
Chapter 5: Tiara or Coronet?
"Sir, what's with the bonking?" Gatty asked in confusion.
"It's bonk helping bonk me bonk cope bonk with bonk putting bonk up bonk with bonk you!" bonk Dilly replied, his tiara was beginning to fall off and the red jewel had fallen out long ago.
"OOH! THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN!" Guimel squealed, bonking his head against the wall like the pyro and the Strategos.
"Baka see, Baka do..." Dalet muttered.
Soon all the Dragonslayers except Dalet were copying their commander, holding bonking tournaments, Folkie looked quite angry (you couldn't tell except his eyebrow was twitching) that these idiots were stealing HIS way to fame and he bonked harder than ever, rattling the walls. Dornkirk and Van sat off to the side with Dalet, but you could tell THEY weren't having fun...
"How can they DO that? It'll wreck their hair!" Starts combing his and flashing smiles into his pocket mirror.
Van was beginning to become sober again and looked quite confused.
"Where am I? Where's Hitomi?" He looked around the room, trying to spot the emerald-eyed girl.
Between bonks Dilly replied, "She jumped out the window."
"SHE WHAT?!" Van screamed in rage.
"She... Jumped... Out... the... Window!" Dilly replied.
"Man, I thought kings were supposed to be smart, are there any brains under that 'untamable' hair of yours?"
"Hey, it's not my fault all those girls obsessed with me say that in their fics, I just go light on the hair-gel, that's all..." Van muttered in protest.
"At least I don't have to wear a tiara!" He added, smirking.
"It's NOT a tiara, it's a coronet!" Dilly proudly insisted, kissing his headpiece.
"Sure, whatever Mr. Pyro..." Van rolled his eyes, although you couldn't tell because his eyes were closed, deep in thought.
"Oh yeah, Hitomi..."
"How long ago did she jump out the window?"
"About an hour ago, after I um... what I mean to say, Gatty, gave you spiked drinks she jumped out the window, then I suffered watching these idiots version of a Christmas play and you were knocked out because you were pissing me off..."
"Wonder if she's dead yet..." Van said, looking over the window.
"Why don't YOU find out?" Dilly said, pushing him over the sill. (A/N: I DO love Van-Sama, the kawaii angel, I just couldn't resist, don't worry though, I won't let any harm come to Mr. Draconian Man...)
The Dragonslayers leaned over the rail and said.
"Yep, he's dead alright."
"Yes siree."
"Oh well, wanna go shoot some pool?"
"I'm game." And they walked off, leaving a very frustrated Dilly behind.
"Oh well, I'll have a happy holiday knowing my biggest rival has been wiped off the face of the planet!" Dilly smiled and went about the task of trying to fix the rather large dent in his "coronet." (A/N: Tiara...)
"HEY! I HEARD THAT!" Dilly screamed up at the author. (A/N: Oops... ^_^;)
About ten minutes later, the windows flew open and Dilly looked up, Folkie was tempted to pause to see what was going on, but he was at 876,395 bonks, he couldn't stop now. A winged figure stepped in, cradling a limp figure in its arms.
"Ooh! Shiny!" Dilly said, eyeing the pearly white wings. Then he saw who it was, and the already ghost pale Pyro, he was always like that, turned as white as a sheet of paper. (A/N: Remember, Dilly doesn't know Van's a Draconian...)
"OH NO! THE ANGEL OF A RAVEN-HAIRED FREAK IS HAUNTING ME! WHEN WILL THE TORMENT END?!" Dilly screamed, looking up to the sky for reassurance, none came so he continued to wail.
"DON'T HURT ME WEIRD ANGEL DUDE!!! HERE! YOU CAN HAVE MY TIARA!" (A/N: * Gasp * He admitted it!!!)
"JUST DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!!! GATTY! CHESTA! DALET! GUIMEL! VIOLE! JA-JUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He shrieked in terror, forgetting that Jajuka was long since dead.
"Wait, why am I calling for a dog, I sound like that stupid boy from 'Lassie!' I never did like that show..."
The winged figure was TRYING to keep from laughing, but wasn't having much luck, he dropped Hitomi on the floor and she hit it HARD and squealed in pain.
"WATCH IT VAN!" She yelled at him in rage.
"Shut up." He muttered to her.
"You'll blow my cover..."
"Ah, gotcha!" Hitomi replied, giving him the thumbs up sign and giving him a dopey grin.
"I AM A CURSED DRACONIAN ANGEL!" He said in a gloomy, shaky voice.
'Always knew those voice acting lessons would pay off...'
"AND I WILL NOT BE SATISFIED UNTIL YOU REPAY YOUR CRIMES, DILANDAU ALBATOU!!!"
"How do you know my name?" Dilly asked in awe.
Van brought his hand to his forehead, and he said HE was dense, ugh...
"HEED MY WARNING DILANDAU ALBATOU! HEED IT WELL!"
"What god damn warning!!!" Dilly asked in confusion and anger.
"HEED IT WELL!"
"HOW CAN I HEED THE STUPID WARNING IF I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS?!"
A puff of white smoke clouded the "angel" from Dilly's view and all three started coughing.
"Sorry." Hitomi whispered to Van.
"I thought that would make it more dramatic!" She beamed at him; they were all covered in white flour now, don't ask where she got it. (A/N: * sweatdrop *)
The white cloud disappeared leaving behind only Van and Hitomi.
"I'm cursed, aren't I?" Dilly asked in disgust.
"The boy of a million red shirts and the green-eyed track-obsessed flirt always seem to survive for some reason unknown to me..."
"Hey!" Van was insulted about the shirt thing although I don't rightfully know why.
"I don't have a million, they come from... Folkie's bonks drown out Van's explanation
(A/N: FOLKIE-SAMA! NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW! * Frustrated sweatdrop *)
"Ah, I always wondered where they were from..." Dilly mused, satisfied with Van's reply.
"Well now you know, so lay off!" Van replied, grabbing Hitomi's hand as they walked away.
It was midnight now, but the party was still going at full throttle.
"Dorny-Claus won't come if we're not asleep!" Eriya squealed, she was finally getting into the spirit, besides the fact that she was hyper from eating way too many candy-canes.
"HE WON'T?!" The Dragonslayers shrieked in unison in disbelief.
"I thought EVERYONE knew that..." Dorny muttered.
"Then again he might not show up if you slept for a week..."
"C'mon, HURRY UP!" The sheep, formerly known as Guimel yelled at his comrades as he took charge of the situation.
They dashed around the room hanging up stockings, (A/N: Blue and black, OF COURSE!), adjusting mistletoe, (Which Viole, STILL hadn't gotten Refina under...), and repairing burnt decorations, (Courtesy of Dilly...). They grabbed their leader who was walking around swaying from side to side, obviously he had ONCE AGAIN become drunk, no surprise.
"Dilly-Sama, WE WON'T GET ANY LOOT IF YOU STAY AWAKE!" Naria screamed in protest at the drunk pyro.
"I'll NEVER get that yarn-ball I wanted, or that scented kitty litter, or that catnip ball, y'know the one with the silver and gold spots!" She looked longingly puppy-dog eyes gleaming, even though she was a kitty.
"Sorry Dilly, but presents come first!" And she knocked him out with a carefully placed bang on the ol' silver noggin.
"That probably wasn't the best solution..." Chesta muttered, twitching nervously.
"Well at least we'll get our presents!" Gatty said in happiness.
"They're worth a few slaps I'm sure!" He smiled that gallant smile that made all the ladies swoon.
"They better be after all the trouble we've gone through..." Viole muttered, running his fingers through his hair.
"Well! Off to bed!" Gatty proclaimed leading the slayers away, Dilly and Dorny, both unconscious and both bound and gagged were shoved in a closet to be opened in the morning. They wanted Folken to go to bed, but he refused, only 39,482 bonks left, he wasn't going to give up now and was slamming his head against the wall in great vigor. Van and Hitomi had long since retired, exhausted from the last couple day's "events." The Dragonslayers dreaded the undoubted overhang for tomorrow but anxiously awaited the next day's excitement...
A/N: Ok, I know that wasn't funny, I'm just setting the stage for the last chapter, it will end, I swear to god it will, k? Then I can write the sequel!!! ^_^; Don't flame me, I know that wasn't very good, I just needed to get this boring chapter out, I'll rewrite it later, I'll get the last chapter out by Saturday morning at the latest, cuz we get Friday off, Teacher's Institution! YAY FOR HOLIDAYS! YIPPY SKIPPY!
Now this is where I need your help my readers, 3 questions:
1) Which holiday should I do next? * Ponders as she grins evilly. * Groundhog's day? Valentine's Day? (Ooh, that one would be fun...) DILLY'S BIRTHDAY? St. Patrick's Day? Halloween? (Might end up doing that one since we're near that holiday) Whichever, I need YOUR votes on the reviews and I'll write the next story involving that holiday, I enjoy writing these, so don't be surprised if there are quite a few...
2) Should I add the next story here, or create a new one? Which would you prefer, I could group them all here as one big continuation with a bunch of little stories, or I could create a new story for the next holiday or two, you decide, I know it doesn't matter much, but I'm too stupid to make the decision.
3) Which two fics do you peeps want me to work on next? (Including this with all 4 of my current stories)
A) Another V/H romance, but not my usual style
B) (Dare I say it?) A Dilandau, Folkie, Cat sisters, and Dragonslayers fic?
C) I should work on the sequel to Folkie's Birthday right away or you'll chop off my poor little blonde head...
D) I should work on the sequel to "Wings of an Angel" (I'm about to finish it, this one is for the readers of that of course...)
E) I should write a different Esca humor fic
F) Upload one of the fics I've written, but to lazy to type up
G) DBZ fic (Readers of 'All I Ever Wanted for this one...)
H) Another V/H fic I have been brewing on, different too
I) A different romance fic, you're too obsessed with writing V/H TG!
J) Something else, I either forgot to mention or YOU'D like
K) Surprise us!
L) Write a fic you didn't mention that is brewing in your twisted little mind
M) Stop writing you idiot, we hate all your fics! (Hope I don't get this one... ^_^;)
Wow, that was a lot of choices... Sorry... Could you tell me your opinion though, YOUR thoughts REALLY do matter to me, despite what you might think, and I'm finishing up 1-3 fics at the moment, so I'll have to start on 1-2 more to keep me occupied... Oh uploading schedule, Folkie's Birthday: Sun.-Wed., All I Ever Wanted: Wed.-Thurs., Wings of an Angel Thurs.-Sunday, Angel of Dreams: Fri. Mon... PLEASE REVIEW with comments about the story (And yes, I've said it twice but I'll say it again, I KNOW THIS CHAPTER SUCKED!) and answers to one of the questions if ya have the time, it's MUCH appreciated. Man, I sound WAY too desperate... * sweatdrop * Thanks to the two of you who added this to your favs, and thanks for the 21 REVIEWS! YAY! Well Arigatou, see ya later! ^_^
~Trunks Gal~
A/N: I was VERY pleased to see the reviews I'm getting from this fic, I'm really happy you all like it, here's hoping I won't run out of my "odd" humor... Sorry those of you who like Hitomi out there, relax, I'm a big V/H romance nut, I can't kill her off as much as I'd like to... This chapter is dedicated to JoJo and nagi-chan and all the other nice people who reviewed, please continue to do so, or I'll just stop and you'll never know what happened on this weird Vione-style Christmas... MWAHAHAHA! Umm... * cough cough * Anways, just read and review, it's as simple as that... Thanks! ^_^
Chapter 5: Tiara or Coronet?
"Sir, what's with the bonking?" Gatty asked in confusion.
"It's bonk helping bonk me bonk cope bonk with bonk putting bonk up bonk with bonk you!" bonk Dilly replied, his tiara was beginning to fall off and the red jewel had fallen out long ago.
"OOH! THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN!" Guimel squealed, bonking his head against the wall like the pyro and the Strategos.
"Baka see, Baka do..." Dalet muttered.
Soon all the Dragonslayers except Dalet were copying their commander, holding bonking tournaments, Folkie looked quite angry (you couldn't tell except his eyebrow was twitching) that these idiots were stealing HIS way to fame and he bonked harder than ever, rattling the walls. Dornkirk and Van sat off to the side with Dalet, but you could tell THEY weren't having fun...
"How can they DO that? It'll wreck their hair!" Starts combing his and flashing smiles into his pocket mirror.
Van was beginning to become sober again and looked quite confused.
"Where am I? Where's Hitomi?" He looked around the room, trying to spot the emerald-eyed girl.
Between bonks Dilly replied, "She jumped out the window."
"SHE WHAT?!" Van screamed in rage.
"She... Jumped... Out... the... Window!" Dilly replied.
"Man, I thought kings were supposed to be smart, are there any brains under that 'untamable' hair of yours?"
"Hey, it's not my fault all those girls obsessed with me say that in their fics, I just go light on the hair-gel, that's all..." Van muttered in protest.
"At least I don't have to wear a tiara!" He added, smirking.
"It's NOT a tiara, it's a coronet!" Dilly proudly insisted, kissing his headpiece.
"Sure, whatever Mr. Pyro..." Van rolled his eyes, although you couldn't tell because his eyes were closed, deep in thought.
"Oh yeah, Hitomi..."
"How long ago did she jump out the window?"
"About an hour ago, after I um... what I mean to say, Gatty, gave you spiked drinks she jumped out the window, then I suffered watching these idiots version of a Christmas play and you were knocked out because you were pissing me off..."
"Wonder if she's dead yet..." Van said, looking over the window.
"Why don't YOU find out?" Dilly said, pushing him over the sill. (A/N: I DO love Van-Sama, the kawaii angel, I just couldn't resist, don't worry though, I won't let any harm come to Mr. Draconian Man...)
The Dragonslayers leaned over the rail and said.
"Yep, he's dead alright."
"Yes siree."
"Oh well, wanna go shoot some pool?"
"I'm game." And they walked off, leaving a very frustrated Dilly behind.
"Oh well, I'll have a happy holiday knowing my biggest rival has been wiped off the face of the planet!" Dilly smiled and went about the task of trying to fix the rather large dent in his "coronet." (A/N: Tiara...)
"HEY! I HEARD THAT!" Dilly screamed up at the author. (A/N: Oops... ^_^;)
About ten minutes later, the windows flew open and Dilly looked up, Folkie was tempted to pause to see what was going on, but he was at 876,395 bonks, he couldn't stop now. A winged figure stepped in, cradling a limp figure in its arms.
"Ooh! Shiny!" Dilly said, eyeing the pearly white wings. Then he saw who it was, and the already ghost pale Pyro, he was always like that, turned as white as a sheet of paper. (A/N: Remember, Dilly doesn't know Van's a Draconian...)
"OH NO! THE ANGEL OF A RAVEN-HAIRED FREAK IS HAUNTING ME! WHEN WILL THE TORMENT END?!" Dilly screamed, looking up to the sky for reassurance, none came so he continued to wail.
"DON'T HURT ME WEIRD ANGEL DUDE!!! HERE! YOU CAN HAVE MY TIARA!" (A/N: * Gasp * He admitted it!!!)
"JUST DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!!! GATTY! CHESTA! DALET! GUIMEL! VIOLE! JA-JUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He shrieked in terror, forgetting that Jajuka was long since dead.
"Wait, why am I calling for a dog, I sound like that stupid boy from 'Lassie!' I never did like that show..."
The winged figure was TRYING to keep from laughing, but wasn't having much luck, he dropped Hitomi on the floor and she hit it HARD and squealed in pain.
"WATCH IT VAN!" She yelled at him in rage.
"Shut up." He muttered to her.
"You'll blow my cover..."
"Ah, gotcha!" Hitomi replied, giving him the thumbs up sign and giving him a dopey grin.
"I AM A CURSED DRACONIAN ANGEL!" He said in a gloomy, shaky voice.
'Always knew those voice acting lessons would pay off...'
"AND I WILL NOT BE SATISFIED UNTIL YOU REPAY YOUR CRIMES, DILANDAU ALBATOU!!!"
"How do you know my name?" Dilly asked in awe.
Van brought his hand to his forehead, and he said HE was dense, ugh...
"HEED MY WARNING DILANDAU ALBATOU! HEED IT WELL!"
"What god damn warning!!!" Dilly asked in confusion and anger.
"HEED IT WELL!"
"HOW CAN I HEED THE STUPID WARNING IF I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS?!"
A puff of white smoke clouded the "angel" from Dilly's view and all three started coughing.
"Sorry." Hitomi whispered to Van.
"I thought that would make it more dramatic!" She beamed at him; they were all covered in white flour now, don't ask where she got it. (A/N: * sweatdrop *)
The white cloud disappeared leaving behind only Van and Hitomi.
"I'm cursed, aren't I?" Dilly asked in disgust.
"The boy of a million red shirts and the green-eyed track-obsessed flirt always seem to survive for some reason unknown to me..."
"Hey!" Van was insulted about the shirt thing although I don't rightfully know why.
"I don't have a million, they come from... Folkie's bonks drown out Van's explanation
(A/N: FOLKIE-SAMA! NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW! * Frustrated sweatdrop *)
"Ah, I always wondered where they were from..." Dilly mused, satisfied with Van's reply.
"Well now you know, so lay off!" Van replied, grabbing Hitomi's hand as they walked away.
It was midnight now, but the party was still going at full throttle.
"Dorny-Claus won't come if we're not asleep!" Eriya squealed, she was finally getting into the spirit, besides the fact that she was hyper from eating way too many candy-canes.
"HE WON'T?!" The Dragonslayers shrieked in unison in disbelief.
"I thought EVERYONE knew that..." Dorny muttered.
"Then again he might not show up if you slept for a week..."
"C'mon, HURRY UP!" The sheep, formerly known as Guimel yelled at his comrades as he took charge of the situation.
They dashed around the room hanging up stockings, (A/N: Blue and black, OF COURSE!), adjusting mistletoe, (Which Viole, STILL hadn't gotten Refina under...), and repairing burnt decorations, (Courtesy of Dilly...). They grabbed their leader who was walking around swaying from side to side, obviously he had ONCE AGAIN become drunk, no surprise.
"Dilly-Sama, WE WON'T GET ANY LOOT IF YOU STAY AWAKE!" Naria screamed in protest at the drunk pyro.
"I'll NEVER get that yarn-ball I wanted, or that scented kitty litter, or that catnip ball, y'know the one with the silver and gold spots!" She looked longingly puppy-dog eyes gleaming, even though she was a kitty.
"Sorry Dilly, but presents come first!" And she knocked him out with a carefully placed bang on the ol' silver noggin.
"That probably wasn't the best solution..." Chesta muttered, twitching nervously.
"Well at least we'll get our presents!" Gatty said in happiness.
"They're worth a few slaps I'm sure!" He smiled that gallant smile that made all the ladies swoon.
"They better be after all the trouble we've gone through..." Viole muttered, running his fingers through his hair.
"Well! Off to bed!" Gatty proclaimed leading the slayers away, Dilly and Dorny, both unconscious and both bound and gagged were shoved in a closet to be opened in the morning. They wanted Folken to go to bed, but he refused, only 39,482 bonks left, he wasn't going to give up now and was slamming his head against the wall in great vigor. Van and Hitomi had long since retired, exhausted from the last couple day's "events." The Dragonslayers dreaded the undoubted overhang for tomorrow but anxiously awaited the next day's excitement...
A/N: Ok, I know that wasn't funny, I'm just setting the stage for the last chapter, it will end, I swear to god it will, k? Then I can write the sequel!!! ^_^; Don't flame me, I know that wasn't very good, I just needed to get this boring chapter out, I'll rewrite it later, I'll get the last chapter out by Saturday morning at the latest, cuz we get Friday off, Teacher's Institution! YAY FOR HOLIDAYS! YIPPY SKIPPY!
Now this is where I need your help my readers, 3 questions:
1) Which holiday should I do next? * Ponders as she grins evilly. * Groundhog's day? Valentine's Day? (Ooh, that one would be fun...) DILLY'S BIRTHDAY? St. Patrick's Day? Halloween? (Might end up doing that one since we're near that holiday) Whichever, I need YOUR votes on the reviews and I'll write the next story involving that holiday, I enjoy writing these, so don't be surprised if there are quite a few...
2) Should I add the next story here, or create a new one? Which would you prefer, I could group them all here as one big continuation with a bunch of little stories, or I could create a new story for the next holiday or two, you decide, I know it doesn't matter much, but I'm too stupid to make the decision.
3) Which two fics do you peeps want me to work on next? (Including this with all 4 of my current stories)
A) Another V/H romance, but not my usual style
B) (Dare I say it?) A Dilandau, Folkie, Cat sisters, and Dragonslayers fic?
C) I should work on the sequel to Folkie's Birthday right away or you'll chop off my poor little blonde head...
D) I should work on the sequel to "Wings of an Angel" (I'm about to finish it, this one is for the readers of that of course...)
E) I should write a different Esca humor fic
F) Upload one of the fics I've written, but to lazy to type up
G) DBZ fic (Readers of 'All I Ever Wanted for this one...)
H) Another V/H fic I have been brewing on, different too
I) A different romance fic, you're too obsessed with writing V/H TG!
J) Something else, I either forgot to mention or YOU'D like
K) Surprise us!
L) Write a fic you didn't mention that is brewing in your twisted little mind
M) Stop writing you idiot, we hate all your fics! (Hope I don't get this one... ^_^;)
Wow, that was a lot of choices... Sorry... Could you tell me your opinion though, YOUR thoughts REALLY do matter to me, despite what you might think, and I'm finishing up 1-3 fics at the moment, so I'll have to start on 1-2 more to keep me occupied... Oh uploading schedule, Folkie's Birthday: Sun.-Wed., All I Ever Wanted: Wed.-Thurs., Wings of an Angel Thurs.-Sunday, Angel of Dreams: Fri. Mon... PLEASE REVIEW with comments about the story (And yes, I've said it twice but I'll say it again, I KNOW THIS CHAPTER SUCKED!) and answers to one of the questions if ya have the time, it's MUCH appreciated. Man, I sound WAY too desperate... * sweatdrop * Thanks to the two of you who added this to your favs, and thanks for the 21 REVIEWS! YAY! Well Arigatou, see ya later! ^_^
~Trunks Gal~