Disclaimer:
Author: Golly gee, I wish I owned Esca!
Hitomi: If you wish hard enough, your wish will come true!
Author: Might as well give it a try. * WISHES * AUGH! IT'S NOT WORKING!!!
Hitomi: Is my pendant defective? * Shakes pendant *
Author: Great Hitomi, you're no help!!!
Hitomi: VAN! SHE HURT MY FEELINGS!
Author: Oh shut up ya ditz. Anyway, I don't own Esca, only original characters, Bandai owns all the awesome characters I want!
(Oh yeah, I don't own any other shows/products/sites mentioned in this fic! (Ex: Veggie Tales, Ebay, etc.)
A/N: It's been awhile, ne? Here is the first chapter to the next one, heck I know it's November and I am completely out of date for Halloween, but since I already did Christmas, I can do Thanksgiving in December if I feel like it. I'm so sorry, I've had so much work to do this month I just haven't had much spare time. I keep starting new fics, and as soon as I upload this I'm typing up some fics that won't leave me alone, check 'em out, they might be pretty good... I also need to work on: Revising "Wings of an Angel", "Winged Destinies," "Forbidden Love," and "Angel of Dreams." Man, it's a lot to do all at the same time although I know that's nothing compared to many other author's agendas. I hope you peeps are enjoying these fics as much as I enjoy writing them! Please review when you're done, I love suggestions and comments, but NO FLAMES! If I don't get any reviews well. Say bye-bye to fic. MWAHAHAHA!
A Hyper Halloween
Chapter 1: Evil Dolls, Singing Vegetables, and High Pixies.
"Why do I suffer so? I'm a cool guy! I dye and spike my hair, I have the coolest robe thingy in this entire series, and I have a million over- obsessed fangirls! So what's the deal? Why isn't Pyro-boy feeling the pain?"
"You suck man!" Malicious Matt commented dryly.
"I don't exactly LOVE you, either." Folkie muttered.
"Ooh look! If I buy the 'Glaring Glory' Cosmetics Set, her value will shoot up another $100!" Dilly announced as he licked his lips thinking of all the wine, flame-throwers, matches, and other must-have pyro items he could buy with this much money.
"MWAHAHAHA! MOERO!!!!!!!!!!!" Dilly accidentally flipped the 'on' switch on his flame-thrower and the computer was set aflame.
"Ooh. Dell flambé!" He watched in interest for a moment, then realizing that this was his thousands of dollars burning up.
"AUGH! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dilly desperately tried to stamp out the flames, not being able to use water since he has severe hydrophobia, as we learned at Folkie's birthday.
"SHUT UP PYRO!" The kitties screamed at Dilly he was interrupting their show.
"VEGGIE TALES!!! VEGGIE TALES!!! VEGG-IE TALE-S!!!" A chubby red blob screeched.
Folkie came in with a 'Just leave me alone' expression.
"What in God's name are you listening to?" Folkie yelled over the noise, plugging his ears.
"VEGGIE TALES!" Naria shrieked as they began to dance wildly.
"When will it end?" Folkie muttered as he ran from the room, REPEATEDLY tripping over his cape.
"Damn cape."
Folkie was about to exit when the door was directly slammed on him when Viole flung it open.
"GUESS WHAT?!" He screamed over the veggie-ish uproar.
"How do I know that I don't want to know?" Dilly remarked as he looked in disappointment at the charred ashes of all that online money.
"TOMORROW'S HALLOWEEN!" Viole giggled like a giddy schoolgirl, jumping up and down in glee.
"OK! WHAT'S SCREWED WITH YOU NOW?!?!" Dilly was past agitation at this point sense his slayers couldn't seem to keep track of what day it was.
"FIRST, IT'S FOLKIE'S BIRTHDAY, THEN, IT'S SOMEHOW CHRISTMAS, NOW IT'S HALLOWEEN?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
"But. But. But." Viole protested twitching violently.
"TOMORROW'S HALLOWEEN DILLY-SAMA!!! SHOW SOME SPIRIT!!!"
"IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN YOU FREAK OF NATURE! YOU'RE EITHER A. DRUNK, B. HIGH LIKE PIXIE-BOY, OR C. JUST PLAIN RETARDED!!!"
"BUT. GATTY TOLD US!!! THE GODDESS OF CAFFEINE SPOKE TO HIM!!!"
"Yeah, and what did this 'goddess' have to say?" Dilly asked in vague amusement thinking, 'Obviously it's a combination of the three.'
"She said Eek Ork Urk Ark!" Viole exclaimed proudly.
"What the hell does that mean?" Dilly asked.
"Well, none of us knew, but since Gatty's the Goddess of Caffeine's servant, he was able to translate it."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'THE GODDESS OF CAFFEINE'S SERVANT?!' HE'S MY DRONE!"
"Be quiet sir and I'll tell you what it all means! Gatty translated it to: 'Beavers chuck ripped giraffes!'"
"And HOW did you come to the conclusion that this meant, 'Tomorrow is Halloween'?"
"THE PIXIES DILLY-SAMA! THE PIXIES SHOWED US THE."
"Just shut up, I don't think I want to know." Dilly murmured, shooing the slayer away.
"OH NO! IT'S A COMMERCIAL!" Eriya shrieked in pain.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Naria screamed in denial.
"BOB! COME BACK TO ME BOB!!!"
Folkie and Dilly sweatdropped at the catgirls' blind devotion to a bunch of computer animated vegetables.
"Uh Helloooooooooooooooooo! It's just a cartoon, stick to real life!" Folkie reprimanded them as they started scratching the TV when an ad for dog food came on. (A/N: Oh man. Folkie, FIGURE IT OUT!!! -_-;)
"DIE KIBBLES 'N BITS!!! DIE!" Eriya shrieked, kicking the TV screen.
It hurt when she came in contact with the hard glass.
"OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE! MEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!" She started jumping around, clutching her foot.
"Kibbley." Naria was glued to the TV screen, watching the dogs dance around with their product.
"Snap out of it!" Eriya pelted a bag of 'Meow Meow Mix' at her and it landed on her foot, causing her to mimic her sibling.
"OOOOOOOH!!! LOOK!!! IT'S A NEW DANCE!!!" Viole starting imitating the catgirl letting out an occasional yelp, eventually crashing into a wall.
"WHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! That was fun!" He exclaimed before passing out.
"I thought he'd NEVER go out." Dilly commented in relief as he stuffed the Dragonslayer into the closet.
"You're * sniff * not * sniff * Bob * sniff *." Naria whimpered after letting go of her foot, ready to burst into tears.
"Well, DUH!" Folkie replied in annoyance.
"And thank God I'm not!" The catgirls looked ready to kill him for his words and yet ANOTHER sweatdrop formed on his forehead.
"But. I wish I was!" He replied, grinning nervously.
"Don't we all." Eriya mumbled.
"Wait. That gives me an idea!" * A light-bulb appears above her head *
"COME ON NARIA! WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO!"
"BUT." Naria's pleas were ignored as Eriya dragged her away.
"OK then." Dilly muttered in confusion as he stroked his flame-thrower for comfort.
"Good Chiku. You never confuse me, now do you?" (A/N: Me and one of my fellow Esca obsessed friends have our own flame-throwers. heheheh, Mine's named Chiku and Kiddi Chi's is Adonis. (Don't you have one too Nagi-chan? I can't remember it's name.) I loaned mine to Dilly for this fic because I wouldn't let him use 'The Flame 3000'. It would cost too much for all the stuff he'd burn with the more powerful model.)
"Flame wadoka da?" Dilly screeched at the author.
(A/N: Down Dilly, Down!)
"My name is NOT Dilly! Boku wa Dilandau-sama."
(A/N: Sure Dilly. * Dilly attacks* AUGH! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! * He sets Trunks Gal's blonde hair on fire. * HELP!!!!!!!!)
"Wheee. That was fun." Dilly commented in bored amusement as the author ran around screaming.
(A/N: You'll pay for this pyro! Mark my words! * We notice that her head is scorched *)
"Sokai?" Dilly asked as he walked away, grinning smugly.
(A/N: YES! REALLY! Wait, I'M in control! I'M the author! Mwahahahaha!)
Everyone else: You JUST figured this out? * Collective sweatdrop *
(A/N: Well, umm. Yes. But BACK TO THE FIC!)
"I hate the whole world!" Glaring Glory screeched.
"And I like you too." Dilly commented as he found a laptop in a closet.
"MWHAHAHAHA! YES! YES!"
"Ooh! Ebay!" He began to rapidly click as Glaring Glory continued to give him an angry stare.
"This is gonna be a loooooooooooooooooooooong two days." Folkie groaned as he attempted to walk away, tripping over Terrorizing Tom who began to laugh evilly as he shredded the bottom of Folkie's robes.
The innocent bystander, Retarded Rachel's wise comment was, "GRAVY!"
A/N: That wasn't funny, but oh well. I just wanted you peeps to know that I'm keeping my promise to continue it, it'll get better as I go along, then I'll probably do. * Folkie screams as he falls face flat on the floor from tripping over Cussing Christy *
Cussing Christy: DAMN!
Me: Oh shut up! Small children could be reading this! * Gags doll *
* Fans groan at not being able to hear the author's twisted plans *
Oh well, guess you'll have to wait and see! ^_~ Oh yeah, and I want AT LEAST 3-5 reviews before I'll be nice enough to add up the next chapter! Constructive criticism or compliments ONLY, send me a flame and I'll sic the kitties on you! * Naria and Eriya growl and the readers look slightly intimidated * Anyway, thanks for all of you who have read and reviewed, I deeply appreciate it! Ja matta ne! ^_^
~Trunks Gal~
Author: Golly gee, I wish I owned Esca!
Hitomi: If you wish hard enough, your wish will come true!
Author: Might as well give it a try. * WISHES * AUGH! IT'S NOT WORKING!!!
Hitomi: Is my pendant defective? * Shakes pendant *
Author: Great Hitomi, you're no help!!!
Hitomi: VAN! SHE HURT MY FEELINGS!
Author: Oh shut up ya ditz. Anyway, I don't own Esca, only original characters, Bandai owns all the awesome characters I want!
(Oh yeah, I don't own any other shows/products/sites mentioned in this fic! (Ex: Veggie Tales, Ebay, etc.)
A/N: It's been awhile, ne? Here is the first chapter to the next one, heck I know it's November and I am completely out of date for Halloween, but since I already did Christmas, I can do Thanksgiving in December if I feel like it. I'm so sorry, I've had so much work to do this month I just haven't had much spare time. I keep starting new fics, and as soon as I upload this I'm typing up some fics that won't leave me alone, check 'em out, they might be pretty good... I also need to work on: Revising "Wings of an Angel", "Winged Destinies," "Forbidden Love," and "Angel of Dreams." Man, it's a lot to do all at the same time although I know that's nothing compared to many other author's agendas. I hope you peeps are enjoying these fics as much as I enjoy writing them! Please review when you're done, I love suggestions and comments, but NO FLAMES! If I don't get any reviews well. Say bye-bye to fic. MWAHAHAHA!
A Hyper Halloween
Chapter 1: Evil Dolls, Singing Vegetables, and High Pixies.
"Why do I suffer so? I'm a cool guy! I dye and spike my hair, I have the coolest robe thingy in this entire series, and I have a million over- obsessed fangirls! So what's the deal? Why isn't Pyro-boy feeling the pain?"
"You suck man!" Malicious Matt commented dryly.
"I don't exactly LOVE you, either." Folkie muttered.
"Ooh look! If I buy the 'Glaring Glory' Cosmetics Set, her value will shoot up another $100!" Dilly announced as he licked his lips thinking of all the wine, flame-throwers, matches, and other must-have pyro items he could buy with this much money.
"MWAHAHAHA! MOERO!!!!!!!!!!!" Dilly accidentally flipped the 'on' switch on his flame-thrower and the computer was set aflame.
"Ooh. Dell flambé!" He watched in interest for a moment, then realizing that this was his thousands of dollars burning up.
"AUGH! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dilly desperately tried to stamp out the flames, not being able to use water since he has severe hydrophobia, as we learned at Folkie's birthday.
"SHUT UP PYRO!" The kitties screamed at Dilly he was interrupting their show.
"VEGGIE TALES!!! VEGGIE TALES!!! VEGG-IE TALE-S!!!" A chubby red blob screeched.
Folkie came in with a 'Just leave me alone' expression.
"What in God's name are you listening to?" Folkie yelled over the noise, plugging his ears.
"VEGGIE TALES!" Naria shrieked as they began to dance wildly.
"When will it end?" Folkie muttered as he ran from the room, REPEATEDLY tripping over his cape.
"Damn cape."
Folkie was about to exit when the door was directly slammed on him when Viole flung it open.
"GUESS WHAT?!" He screamed over the veggie-ish uproar.
"How do I know that I don't want to know?" Dilly remarked as he looked in disappointment at the charred ashes of all that online money.
"TOMORROW'S HALLOWEEN!" Viole giggled like a giddy schoolgirl, jumping up and down in glee.
"OK! WHAT'S SCREWED WITH YOU NOW?!?!" Dilly was past agitation at this point sense his slayers couldn't seem to keep track of what day it was.
"FIRST, IT'S FOLKIE'S BIRTHDAY, THEN, IT'S SOMEHOW CHRISTMAS, NOW IT'S HALLOWEEN?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
"But. But. But." Viole protested twitching violently.
"TOMORROW'S HALLOWEEN DILLY-SAMA!!! SHOW SOME SPIRIT!!!"
"IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN YOU FREAK OF NATURE! YOU'RE EITHER A. DRUNK, B. HIGH LIKE PIXIE-BOY, OR C. JUST PLAIN RETARDED!!!"
"BUT. GATTY TOLD US!!! THE GODDESS OF CAFFEINE SPOKE TO HIM!!!"
"Yeah, and what did this 'goddess' have to say?" Dilly asked in vague amusement thinking, 'Obviously it's a combination of the three.'
"She said Eek Ork Urk Ark!" Viole exclaimed proudly.
"What the hell does that mean?" Dilly asked.
"Well, none of us knew, but since Gatty's the Goddess of Caffeine's servant, he was able to translate it."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'THE GODDESS OF CAFFEINE'S SERVANT?!' HE'S MY DRONE!"
"Be quiet sir and I'll tell you what it all means! Gatty translated it to: 'Beavers chuck ripped giraffes!'"
"And HOW did you come to the conclusion that this meant, 'Tomorrow is Halloween'?"
"THE PIXIES DILLY-SAMA! THE PIXIES SHOWED US THE."
"Just shut up, I don't think I want to know." Dilly murmured, shooing the slayer away.
"OH NO! IT'S A COMMERCIAL!" Eriya shrieked in pain.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Naria screamed in denial.
"BOB! COME BACK TO ME BOB!!!"
Folkie and Dilly sweatdropped at the catgirls' blind devotion to a bunch of computer animated vegetables.
"Uh Helloooooooooooooooooo! It's just a cartoon, stick to real life!" Folkie reprimanded them as they started scratching the TV when an ad for dog food came on. (A/N: Oh man. Folkie, FIGURE IT OUT!!! -_-;)
"DIE KIBBLES 'N BITS!!! DIE!" Eriya shrieked, kicking the TV screen.
It hurt when she came in contact with the hard glass.
"OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE! MEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!" She started jumping around, clutching her foot.
"Kibbley." Naria was glued to the TV screen, watching the dogs dance around with their product.
"Snap out of it!" Eriya pelted a bag of 'Meow Meow Mix' at her and it landed on her foot, causing her to mimic her sibling.
"OOOOOOOH!!! LOOK!!! IT'S A NEW DANCE!!!" Viole starting imitating the catgirl letting out an occasional yelp, eventually crashing into a wall.
"WHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! That was fun!" He exclaimed before passing out.
"I thought he'd NEVER go out." Dilly commented in relief as he stuffed the Dragonslayer into the closet.
"You're * sniff * not * sniff * Bob * sniff *." Naria whimpered after letting go of her foot, ready to burst into tears.
"Well, DUH!" Folkie replied in annoyance.
"And thank God I'm not!" The catgirls looked ready to kill him for his words and yet ANOTHER sweatdrop formed on his forehead.
"But. I wish I was!" He replied, grinning nervously.
"Don't we all." Eriya mumbled.
"Wait. That gives me an idea!" * A light-bulb appears above her head *
"COME ON NARIA! WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO!"
"BUT." Naria's pleas were ignored as Eriya dragged her away.
"OK then." Dilly muttered in confusion as he stroked his flame-thrower for comfort.
"Good Chiku. You never confuse me, now do you?" (A/N: Me and one of my fellow Esca obsessed friends have our own flame-throwers. heheheh, Mine's named Chiku and Kiddi Chi's is Adonis. (Don't you have one too Nagi-chan? I can't remember it's name.) I loaned mine to Dilly for this fic because I wouldn't let him use 'The Flame 3000'. It would cost too much for all the stuff he'd burn with the more powerful model.)
"Flame wadoka da?" Dilly screeched at the author.
(A/N: Down Dilly, Down!)
"My name is NOT Dilly! Boku wa Dilandau-sama."
(A/N: Sure Dilly. * Dilly attacks* AUGH! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! * He sets Trunks Gal's blonde hair on fire. * HELP!!!!!!!!)
"Wheee. That was fun." Dilly commented in bored amusement as the author ran around screaming.
(A/N: You'll pay for this pyro! Mark my words! * We notice that her head is scorched *)
"Sokai?" Dilly asked as he walked away, grinning smugly.
(A/N: YES! REALLY! Wait, I'M in control! I'M the author! Mwahahahaha!)
Everyone else: You JUST figured this out? * Collective sweatdrop *
(A/N: Well, umm. Yes. But BACK TO THE FIC!)
"I hate the whole world!" Glaring Glory screeched.
"And I like you too." Dilly commented as he found a laptop in a closet.
"MWHAHAHAHA! YES! YES!"
"Ooh! Ebay!" He began to rapidly click as Glaring Glory continued to give him an angry stare.
"This is gonna be a loooooooooooooooooooooong two days." Folkie groaned as he attempted to walk away, tripping over Terrorizing Tom who began to laugh evilly as he shredded the bottom of Folkie's robes.
The innocent bystander, Retarded Rachel's wise comment was, "GRAVY!"
A/N: That wasn't funny, but oh well. I just wanted you peeps to know that I'm keeping my promise to continue it, it'll get better as I go along, then I'll probably do. * Folkie screams as he falls face flat on the floor from tripping over Cussing Christy *
Cussing Christy: DAMN!
Me: Oh shut up! Small children could be reading this! * Gags doll *
* Fans groan at not being able to hear the author's twisted plans *
Oh well, guess you'll have to wait and see! ^_~ Oh yeah, and I want AT LEAST 3-5 reviews before I'll be nice enough to add up the next chapter! Constructive criticism or compliments ONLY, send me a flame and I'll sic the kitties on you! * Naria and Eriya growl and the readers look slightly intimidated * Anyway, thanks for all of you who have read and reviewed, I deeply appreciate it! Ja matta ne! ^_^
~Trunks Gal~