Chapter 1
Molluck the Glukkon stared down with malace at what remained of Rupture Farms. Once the biggest, most successful business on Oddworld, it was now reduced to nothing but rubble. And it was all the fault of one moronic Mudokon named Abe, who single-handedly destroyed everything in his path and saved all 99 enslaved Mudokons from the farms.
Molluck glared evilly. Nothing, not even his highest-ranking Sligs could put Abe out of commission. But he had an idea of how to repay the Mudokon for his actions! Molluck glared back at a Slig who was, as usual, staring stupidly into the abyss.
[Molluck: HEY YOU!!!
The Slig suddenly whipped around and saluted.
[Slig: Yes sir!?!
Molluck straightened his back out, making himself look very important.
[Molluck: Get me...
Camera closes up on Molluck's ugly mug for dramatic purposes.
[Molluck: THE PHONE BOOK!
The Slig saluted and ran off. After a minute or two, it came back and slammed a large phone book on a table. Molluck turned and opened it. Without hands at that! Molluck glared at the Slig, the Slig shivered.
[Molluck: Get me the one with the YELLOW PAGES, DARNIT!!! Molluck chucked the phone book at the Slig. It ran back off to get another phone book.
[Slig: Yeah, I gotcher yellow pages right here...
[Molluck: WHAT WAS THAT!?!
[Slig: Nuthin' boss!
The Slig came back with a yellow-paged phone book and slammed it down on the table yet again. Molluck searched around in the book until he came upon what he was looking for, an ad which read "Hunter 4 Hire".
[Molluck: Aha!!
Molluck picked up the phone and dialed the number.
[Slig: Whatcha' doin', boss!?
[Molluck: SHUTUP!!! It's ringiiing!...
After a second or two, someone responded on the other line.
[Bounty hunter: What!?
[Molluck: Hello, is this Samus Aran?
[Samus: Yeah, what of it?
[Molluck: I read your ad in the phone book and I would like to hire you to kill someone!
[Samus: Name your price...
[Molluck: How does 50,000,000,000 dollars sound?
[Samus: Hmm... Well it's chicken feed, but I haven't killed anything in the last 5 seconds, so I'll do it!
[Molluck: Good, now the address is-
[Samus: I know where you live!
Samus hung up. Molluck looked uneasily at the phone, then slowly hung up as well. Molluck then smirked.
[Molluck: Hahahahaha... Soon that little blue headache will be nothing more then a bad memory! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The Slig looked around, then decided to laugh too.
[Slig: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[Molluck: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
[Slig: Who we talkin' about, boss?
[Molluck: Abe, you dolt!!
[Slig: Oh yeah!
[Molluck & Slig: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
[Molluck: Haw haw haw!