Chapter 3
Samus walked through the deep regions of Necrom, the ancient Mudokon burial sight. Samus stopped and looked around.
[Samus: He's here... Somewhere...
Samus looked around some more, then walked on. Suddenly, Samus came upon just what she was looking for. Abe smiled stupidly as always and waved to her!
[Abe: Hey there! My name's Abe!
Samus pointed her gun straight at Abe's face and blasted it clear off its shoulders! Abe's body collapsed on the ground.
[Samus: That was even easier than I'd expected...
Samus walked off.
[Samus: I'll need triple my payment for that...
But Samus had no idea what she was up against! Suddenly, Abe's carcass began to fizzle away. The sound of this drew Samus' attention and she looked back to see what was going on. Suddenly, Abe's body BURST into a handful of little birds! Samus looked at this with mild interest. She shrugged and walked off.
[Samus: Whatever... It's dead, that's all I care...
Suddenly, the birds that came from Abe's body flew in front of Samus and reformed into Abe!
[Samus: --THE HELL!?!
[Abe: Hey, now that hurt!
Samus blasted Abe right through the chest! Yet again, Abe burst into birds which reformed his body!
[Abe: Somehow I don't think you want to be my friend!
Samus pelted the dopey demi-god with many a plasma-powered blast.
[Abe: I don't think I like you!
Abe died and was reformed again.
[Abe: Well, it's been nice meeting you and all, but... Gotta' go!
With that, Abe very cartoonily (is that even a word?) dashed off. Samus followed in hot pursuit.
[Samus: Come back here, you little freak! You can't hide from Samus Aran!
Samus chased Abe until they came up to a cliff. Abe did not see the cliff coming, though, and fell down head-first.
[Abe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abe hit the ground with an audible KERSHPLAT!! Samus looked down to see if she could find any remains. Samus started to walk off when suddenly an all-too-familiar voice spoke up!
[Abe: Alright, I didn't want to do this, but you left me no choice but to use BRUTE FORCE!!
Abe ran full force at Samus and lightly slapped her armor. Abe grabbed his hand in pain.
[Abe: Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie!!
Abe shook his hand, then glared at Samus and snarled. He then ran headlong at Samus, swinging his fists like an idiot! Samus grabbed his head just as he was about two feet from her, keeping him from even touching her. Samus then blasted a missle at Abe's cranium, knocking it clear off and hitting a tree, exploding on impact. Samus then blasted Abe's body until it disintegrated! But, of course, Abe came back! Kinda' like a grisly version of that song, "The Cat Came Back" huh?
Samus glared over at Abe.
[Samus: This isn't possible! You should be dead five times over now!!
Abe, on the other hand, looked very angry and that may have been a threat it he wasn't so scrawny and weak!
[Abe: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!!!
Suddenly Abe threw back his hands in a Dragon Ball Z power-up pose.
[Abe: YEEAAARRGH!!!
Suddenly, there was a bright flash of light! As the light disappeared, Abe showed that he was no longer Abe! He was a large red and yellow beast with four peg-like legs and two equally peg-like arms. He had a HUGE jaw and little spider fingers around his head.
[Shrykull: ROAR!!! (No, literally, it just said "roar!")
Samus looked at the Shrykull. She then aimed her gun at it.
[Samus: I'm getting paid quadruple for this!