Chapter 4
The Shrykull and Samus prepared for battle with a whole bunch of those stupid-looking DBZ poses. After about an hour of this, Samus looked up.
[Samus: Hey, can we fight yet?
Shrykull looked over at Samus.
[Shrykull: Just wait. I got three more poses left!
Shrykull gave three more poses, then looked back over at Samus.
[Shrykull: Okay, now we can fight!
The Shrykull and Samus lunged into battle. Samus fired many a missle at the beast, each bouncing off ineffectively. Shrykull took a swipe at Samus, but missed as Samus curled into a Morph Ball. Samus rolled under the Shrykull then placed a Power Bomb under it... this also had no effect. Samus jumped out of Morph Ball just as the Shrykull fired out a beam of electricity. The Shrykull sent many lightning bolts at Samus, each one missing. Samus then switched to her strongest gun, and for all you Metroid fans out there you can say it along with me too, THE PLASMA GUN!!! Samus powered up the Plasma Gun, as Shrykull powered up yet another thunderbolt. They then both fired out the attacks at the same time. Both attacks hit each other, causing a huge explosion sending both Samus and the Shyrkull flying.
As they got back up to prepare to battle again, a very scratchy voice spoke up.
[Slig: Hey, Samus!!
Samus and the Shrykull looked over at six Sligs who all looked very disgruntled. All the Sligs aimed their guns at Samus.
[Slig: CHOKE ON THIS!!!
With that, all the Sligs fired at Samus until all their ammo was gone. Each shot hit Samus directly, but since she was clad in a huge reinfored metal suit, it did absolutely no damage.
One Slig slapped his... "forehead". If they even have one.
[Slig: Oh that's right, she wears a metal suit, bullets don't do anything against her.
Samus then killed each Slig with one shot. Shrykull looked over at Samus.
[Shrykull: Can we continue fighting now?
[Samus: Oh, by all means!
Samus then leaped at the Shrykull and blasted like there was no tomorrow at the beast. After about what a seemed an hour of this, Samus stopped. The Shrykull wasn't even scratched!
[Shrykull: Are you quite done?
[Samus: Yeah, that's pretty much my whole thing.
The Shrykull took one swipe at Samus and sent her flying back. Just as Samus was about to get up, the Shrykull walked up to her.
[Shrykull: Samus, this is pointless! You can't kill me, I'm indestructible! And there's no need for me to kill you, either! Well, besides the point that you tried to kill me, but, then again, who hasn't?
Samus glared at the Shrykull.
[Samus: NEVER!! Samus Aran never gives up!!
Samus got up and shot at Shrykull. The shot promptly bounced off its head.
[Shrykull: See? It won't do you any good! Now look, I've got an idea that will help both of us!
[Samus: All I care about is money! Unless you got some MAJOR boffos, get outta' my face!
Shrykull smirked at Samus.
[Shrykull: I don't have any money, but I know someone who has a lot!
All of a sudden, BigFace appeared, rolling about and kicking his heels in a HUGE pile of money while "We're in the Money" played.
[Shrykull: And if you help me you'll get FAR more than just triple your pay!
Samus and Shrykull looked at each other. After a minute or two, Samus and Shrykull shook hands.
[Samus: Who's my target?
Samus walked up to where she first met Molluck.
[Molluck: It's about time! GEEZ!! Sure took ya' long enough for somethin' so easy! I'd hate to see how long it would take you if you're against something big!
Samus walked up to Molluck slowly.
[Samus: .........
[Molluck: So did ya' kill him or what!?!
Samus kept walking slowly and silently.
[Samus: .................
[Molluck: Hey, I'm talkin' to you!! Did ya' kill him or not!?
Samus got to about a foot away from Molluck.
[Samus: ..................................
Molluck looked up at Samus.
[Molluck: Well?
Samus pointed her gun right in Molluck's face.
[Molluck: Huh boy... IIIIIIIIiiIIiIIiii'm gonna' die, aren't I?
END!