THE RUKAWA SHINITAI IS 1ST! DIVINE JUSTICE BANZAI!
Somewhere in the Janitor's locker room...
ANGELO: Costumes?
LI: Costumes! /brings out angel suits/
ANGELO: Special effects?
LI: Special effects! /presents party fun colored smoke bombs/
ANGELO: Anything else we need?
LI: Hai! /pulls out camcorder/ Cam-sama!
ANGELO: And TYPEWRITER-SAMA!
LI: Does LENG-Neechan know you borrowed that?
A very loud, very hysterical roar of rage that came out of nowhere echoes across the hallways.
ANGELO: Now she does.
Angelo and Li snicker and run off to do their evil deeds.
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Down in the gym...
The Shohoku Team is just finishing basketball practice.
O.T.A.D.F.: RU-KA-WA! RU-KA-WA! L-O-V-E RU-KA-WA!
[O.T.A.D.F. - Official Three Annoying Disgraces to Females]
Rukawa dodges Mitsui.
O.T.A.D.F.: YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!
Rukawa scores a three-pointer.
O.T.A.D.F.: WE LOVE YOU, RUKAWA!
Rukawa ducks from a Sakuragi Head Butt.
O.T.A.D.F.: HOORAY FOR OUR KEADE-KUN! HOORAY!
AKAGI: Okay! Practice over!
Rukawa picks up the basketball. He inspects it, spins it on one finger, and walks in the general direction of the O.T.A.D.F. One squeals and faints dead away.
RUKAWA: Arigato. Job well done.
O.T.A.D.F.: RUKAWA-KUN THANKED US! RUKAWA-KUN COMPLIMENTED US!
SEAN (new gym janitor): He was talking to me, fools.
Rukawa gives Sean the ball, and leaves the gym without so much as a backward glance at the O.T.A.D.F. (or anyone else, for the matter)
RU: This is so UNFAIR!
KA: We have failed again!
WA: And we are Rukawa-kun's 1st 3 girls in life! (Are they for real?)
RU: SOMEONE! TELL US WHAT WE DID WRONG!
There is a burst of red smoke.
O.T.A.D.F.: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
ANGELO: You called?
LI: We know you did!
RU: Who are YOU?!
ANGELO: We're genies!
LI: The best in Japan!
ANGELO: We come forth to grant you one wish!
LI: Absolutely FREE!
WA: Wat?! Only ONE?!
LI: Well... We COULD grant you one each. /takes out pocket calculator/ but it'll cost you one yen...
WA: Okay!
LI: With 355 676 zeros at the back, not including decimal places.
WA: Forget it.
RU: GROUP HUDDLE!
The O.T.A.D.F. gets together and whisper. Then Ka steps forward as spokesperson.
KA: We want to be MARY SUES!
RU & WA: YES!
Angelo and Li grin with pure evil. Angelo takes out Typewriter-sama.
ANGELO: Very well! I grant you BEAUTY...
LI: PERFECTION IN HOMEWORK...
ANGLEO: PERFECTION IN SPORTS SKILLS...
ANGLEO & LI: AND CHRONIC DISEASES!
In a swift typing motion, the O.T.A.D.F. is transmogrified.
ANGELO (solemnly): You've hereby been changed into Mary Sues.
O.T.A.D.F.: HOORAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!
At that moment, Rukawa walks in.
RUKAWA: ...now where did I put my Pepsi...?
O.T.A.D.F.: RUKAWA-KUN!
Suddenly, the O.T.A.D.F. gasp for air and collapse to the floor, struggling to breathe.
ANGELO & Li: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
RU: *GASP*! What have you done to us?
ANGELO: We granted your wish.
LI: As Mary Sues, you have beauty and perfection in everything.
ANGELO: But you also have a chronic disease.
LI: One, which is SLOW TO KILL...
ANGELO: Gives the satisfactory feeling of SUFFOCATION...
LI: And known worldwide as...
Drum roll
ANGELO & LI: ASTHMA!
O.T.A.D.F.: *GASP* OH NO!
ANGELO & LI: OH YES! SAYONARA!
Li drops another smoke bomb, and the two 'disappear'. Rukawa, who has finally found his Pepsi amidst the commotion, looks upon the 'sorry' sight from the doorway.
RU: *GASP* RUKAWA-KUN!
KA: *GASP* HELP US!
RUKAWA: ...Do'ahos.
Rukawa leaves the gym for a second time.
O.T.A.D.F.: nooo *GASP* oooo *GASP* ooooo...............
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Meanwhile...
ANGELO: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
LI: WE ARE CRAZY!
ANGELO: YES! WE ARE EVIL!
LI: OH YEAH BABY!
ANGELO: WE WILL TORTURE!
With their new trademark motto said, Angelo and Li run off in the direction of the classrooms.
} * {
OH MESELF! WHO IS NEXT?
To be continued...
A & L
Somewhere in the Janitor's locker room...
ANGELO: Costumes?
LI: Costumes! /brings out angel suits/
ANGELO: Special effects?
LI: Special effects! /presents party fun colored smoke bombs/
ANGELO: Anything else we need?
LI: Hai! /pulls out camcorder/ Cam-sama!
ANGELO: And TYPEWRITER-SAMA!
LI: Does LENG-Neechan know you borrowed that?
A very loud, very hysterical roar of rage that came out of nowhere echoes across the hallways.
ANGELO: Now she does.
Angelo and Li snicker and run off to do their evil deeds.
} * {
Down in the gym...
The Shohoku Team is just finishing basketball practice.
O.T.A.D.F.: RU-KA-WA! RU-KA-WA! L-O-V-E RU-KA-WA!
[O.T.A.D.F. - Official Three Annoying Disgraces to Females]
Rukawa dodges Mitsui.
O.T.A.D.F.: YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!
Rukawa scores a three-pointer.
O.T.A.D.F.: WE LOVE YOU, RUKAWA!
Rukawa ducks from a Sakuragi Head Butt.
O.T.A.D.F.: HOORAY FOR OUR KEADE-KUN! HOORAY!
AKAGI: Okay! Practice over!
Rukawa picks up the basketball. He inspects it, spins it on one finger, and walks in the general direction of the O.T.A.D.F. One squeals and faints dead away.
RUKAWA: Arigato. Job well done.
O.T.A.D.F.: RUKAWA-KUN THANKED US! RUKAWA-KUN COMPLIMENTED US!
SEAN (new gym janitor): He was talking to me, fools.
Rukawa gives Sean the ball, and leaves the gym without so much as a backward glance at the O.T.A.D.F. (or anyone else, for the matter)
RU: This is so UNFAIR!
KA: We have failed again!
WA: And we are Rukawa-kun's 1st 3 girls in life! (Are they for real?)
RU: SOMEONE! TELL US WHAT WE DID WRONG!
There is a burst of red smoke.
O.T.A.D.F.: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
ANGELO: You called?
LI: We know you did!
RU: Who are YOU?!
ANGELO: We're genies!
LI: The best in Japan!
ANGELO: We come forth to grant you one wish!
LI: Absolutely FREE!
WA: Wat?! Only ONE?!
LI: Well... We COULD grant you one each. /takes out pocket calculator/ but it'll cost you one yen...
WA: Okay!
LI: With 355 676 zeros at the back, not including decimal places.
WA: Forget it.
RU: GROUP HUDDLE!
The O.T.A.D.F. gets together and whisper. Then Ka steps forward as spokesperson.
KA: We want to be MARY SUES!
RU & WA: YES!
Angelo and Li grin with pure evil. Angelo takes out Typewriter-sama.
ANGELO: Very well! I grant you BEAUTY...
LI: PERFECTION IN HOMEWORK...
ANGLEO: PERFECTION IN SPORTS SKILLS...
ANGLEO & LI: AND CHRONIC DISEASES!
In a swift typing motion, the O.T.A.D.F. is transmogrified.
ANGELO (solemnly): You've hereby been changed into Mary Sues.
O.T.A.D.F.: HOORAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!
At that moment, Rukawa walks in.
RUKAWA: ...now where did I put my Pepsi...?
O.T.A.D.F.: RUKAWA-KUN!
Suddenly, the O.T.A.D.F. gasp for air and collapse to the floor, struggling to breathe.
ANGELO & Li: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
RU: *GASP*! What have you done to us?
ANGELO: We granted your wish.
LI: As Mary Sues, you have beauty and perfection in everything.
ANGELO: But you also have a chronic disease.
LI: One, which is SLOW TO KILL...
ANGELO: Gives the satisfactory feeling of SUFFOCATION...
LI: And known worldwide as...
Drum roll
ANGELO & LI: ASTHMA!
O.T.A.D.F.: *GASP* OH NO!
ANGELO & LI: OH YES! SAYONARA!
Li drops another smoke bomb, and the two 'disappear'. Rukawa, who has finally found his Pepsi amidst the commotion, looks upon the 'sorry' sight from the doorway.
RU: *GASP* RUKAWA-KUN!
KA: *GASP* HELP US!
RUKAWA: ...Do'ahos.
Rukawa leaves the gym for a second time.
O.T.A.D.F.: nooo *GASP* oooo *GASP* ooooo...............
} * {
Meanwhile...
ANGELO: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
LI: WE ARE CRAZY!
ANGELO: YES! WE ARE EVIL!
LI: OH YEAH BABY!
ANGELO: WE WILL TORTURE!
With their new trademark motto said, Angelo and Li run off in the direction of the classrooms.
} * {
OH MESELF! WHO IS NEXT?
To be continued...
A & L