Man #1: Alright, the reason I've summoned each of you, members of the Jurai Royal Family, is to address the recent events that occurred on Jurai. As you may all know, Jurai's Royal Palace has been completely decimated by several terrorists. I will have no tolerance for acts of terrorism targeted towards planet Jurai! Which brings me to why I've summoned you. Every bit of knowledge is required to track down these criminals and aid the Galaxy Police in any way possible.
Man #2: I've received an accurate database that shows each individual that entered Jurai sub-space.
Woman #1: Yes, but not every individual had the kind of power to annihilate the palace! With the kind of security we possess, nobody could've destroyed it so easily!
Man #2: Well, someone had to have done it. The palace didn't destroy itself!
Woman #2: Well, I've witnessed several space wanderers on The Arena earlier today. Their power was incredible, and they defeated Azaka and Kamidake.
As the woman made her statement, most of the council accepted these facts and murmured amongst themselves.
Man #1: What were the names of the people who defeated the Juraian Knights?!
Woman #2: I believe their names were Link Harkinian and Pikachu. They're registered on The Arena Earth.
Man #2: Their names come up on the database. They own a ship they call "The Great Fox". Other crew members of the Great Fox are Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Douglas A. Falcon, Samus Aran, and Mewtwo.
Man #1: We now have enough information to aid the Galaxy Police. Ladies and Gentlemen, the crew of the Great Fox is officially the most wanted people on planet Jurai. We will have swift revenge against these terrorists! They will pay for their actions! Meeting adjourned.
The council dispersed. This meeting occurred about one hour after Mazada's attack on Jurai. A day has passed since then, and the Smashers were continuing their journey through space.
Pikachu: So tell me. Where are we headed now?
Fox: It looks like we're headed to Planet Frieza.
Falcon: That planet better not be freezing. I don't really like the idea of freezing my nuts off until they break off my crotch.
Falco: If you're afraid of freezing your nuts off, then put a thermal sock over it.
Link: Thermal sock?
Falco: Yeah, you're supposed to put it on and it will keep your feet warmer.
Pikachu: I don't have to worry about putting thermal socks on my feet or my pecker.
Mewtwo: At the handicap of not having a penis, you really DON'T have to worry about it.
Pikachu: Oh, suck my cock!
Mewtwo: You wish I could. You like it when guys suck other guys cocks, don't you!
Samus: Oh jesus, I'm on a ship with six other guys talking about sucking cock...
Link: Yeah, you don't wanna go excite Samus.
Falcon: Oh, she gets excited alright. She can't even contain herself. Believe me, I know.
As Samus's face turned red, the Great Fox started shaking violently. The shock knocked the Smashers off balance and they each fell down.
Pikachu: What in the blue hell was that?!
Fox: We're under attack! Activating vid-link!
Outside the Great Fox, over a dozen spacecrafts were firing at it. On Fox's vid-link, a man in uniform appeared. His outfit was blue and he had a medal on his shirt that insigniated the Galaxy Police.
Officer: This is the Galaxy Police! Crew of the Great Fox, surrender now, or be destroyed.
Link: Leave us alone! We didn't do anything to you assholes!
Officer: You are charged with Trespassing, Terrorism, Grand Property Assault, Battery, and two accounts of Murder.
Link: Now listen here! We didn't do jack shit to Jurai's Royal Palace!
Fox closed the vid-link.
Fox: What the fuck are you trying to do, get all of us in more trouble!
Link: We all know that none of us had anything to do with Mazada's attack on Jurai! That, and these guys are trying to kill us!
Falcon: We have no time to fight amongst ourselves! If we don't do something, we'll end up dead.
Fox: You guys are right. Falco, you and I are gonna take the Arwings out and take these guys down. Falcon. You have experience in piloting spacecrafts, so continue evasive maneuvers until we take care of this mess.
Samus: I'm coming out, too. The more firepower we have, the better.
Mewtwo: Good luck guys. Come back in one piece.
Pikachu: Man, would you stop babbling, Mewtwo! We're the Smashers! We can beat anybody that crosses our path!
Fox, Falco, and Samus left the Great Fox. Fox and Falco hopped into their Arwings and took off into space. Samus made her way to the top of the Great Fox.
Officer of G.P.: The criminals have refused to surrender. Fire all weapons!
The Galaxy Police spacecrafts commenced firing, but the Arwings took them off focus. They swooped around them and started firing their laser cannons. The two Arwings took out three of the spacecrafts. Meanwhile, Samus charged up her cannon and fired a huge blast at one of the ships, destroying it. She then saw another blast from the Arwing that destroyed another ship. She saw Tier charging up his cannon.
Samus: What the hell are you doing here!
Tier: Don't worry, I'm not helping you at all. I'm simply fighting the Galaxy Police and keeping my current means of travel.
A stray blast from one of the Galaxy Police crafts knocked Tier off the Great Fox. Seeing the craft that managed to hit him, Tier used his grappling hook to latch onto the craft. After getting aboard, the police on the ship attacked Tier, but with simple punches and kicks, Tier made quick work of them. With little time, he quickly got out of the Galaxy Police's attack formation and got out of the area, leaving the rest of the Galaxy Police crafts to get annihilated by two Smart Bombs launched by the Arwings.
The Arwings docked back into the Great Fox. Fox and Falco hopped out of their ships and high fived each other.
Falco: I can't even call that a challenge! I fought some of Andross's minions that were tougher than that.
Fox: Word. That was too easy.
Samus ran up to Fox and Falco.
Samus: Tier was on our ship!
Fox: WHAT! You're kidding, right?
Samus: Hell no! He backed me up with the blasting.
Falco: Did Tier switch sides?
Samus: I seriously doubt it.
Fox: Never mind. We defended ourselves from the Galaxy Police!
Falco: Yeah, but I have a feeling they'll be back again. But we'll waste them one more time!
Samus: I hear that!
The Great Fox continued it's journey through space. Will the Smashers have to face the Galaxy Police again? And who's side is Tier on? He's sending mixed signals, but this is too unpredictable a journey to know for sure. Stay tuned...
Man #2: I've received an accurate database that shows each individual that entered Jurai sub-space.
Woman #1: Yes, but not every individual had the kind of power to annihilate the palace! With the kind of security we possess, nobody could've destroyed it so easily!
Man #2: Well, someone had to have done it. The palace didn't destroy itself!
Woman #2: Well, I've witnessed several space wanderers on The Arena earlier today. Their power was incredible, and they defeated Azaka and Kamidake.
As the woman made her statement, most of the council accepted these facts and murmured amongst themselves.
Man #1: What were the names of the people who defeated the Juraian Knights?!
Woman #2: I believe their names were Link Harkinian and Pikachu. They're registered on The Arena Earth.
Man #2: Their names come up on the database. They own a ship they call "The Great Fox". Other crew members of the Great Fox are Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Douglas A. Falcon, Samus Aran, and Mewtwo.
Man #1: We now have enough information to aid the Galaxy Police. Ladies and Gentlemen, the crew of the Great Fox is officially the most wanted people on planet Jurai. We will have swift revenge against these terrorists! They will pay for their actions! Meeting adjourned.
The council dispersed. This meeting occurred about one hour after Mazada's attack on Jurai. A day has passed since then, and the Smashers were continuing their journey through space.
Pikachu: So tell me. Where are we headed now?
Fox: It looks like we're headed to Planet Frieza.
Falcon: That planet better not be freezing. I don't really like the idea of freezing my nuts off until they break off my crotch.
Falco: If you're afraid of freezing your nuts off, then put a thermal sock over it.
Link: Thermal sock?
Falco: Yeah, you're supposed to put it on and it will keep your feet warmer.
Pikachu: I don't have to worry about putting thermal socks on my feet or my pecker.
Mewtwo: At the handicap of not having a penis, you really DON'T have to worry about it.
Pikachu: Oh, suck my cock!
Mewtwo: You wish I could. You like it when guys suck other guys cocks, don't you!
Samus: Oh jesus, I'm on a ship with six other guys talking about sucking cock...
Link: Yeah, you don't wanna go excite Samus.
Falcon: Oh, she gets excited alright. She can't even contain herself. Believe me, I know.
As Samus's face turned red, the Great Fox started shaking violently. The shock knocked the Smashers off balance and they each fell down.
Pikachu: What in the blue hell was that?!
Fox: We're under attack! Activating vid-link!
Outside the Great Fox, over a dozen spacecrafts were firing at it. On Fox's vid-link, a man in uniform appeared. His outfit was blue and he had a medal on his shirt that insigniated the Galaxy Police.
Officer: This is the Galaxy Police! Crew of the Great Fox, surrender now, or be destroyed.
Link: Leave us alone! We didn't do anything to you assholes!
Officer: You are charged with Trespassing, Terrorism, Grand Property Assault, Battery, and two accounts of Murder.
Link: Now listen here! We didn't do jack shit to Jurai's Royal Palace!
Fox closed the vid-link.
Fox: What the fuck are you trying to do, get all of us in more trouble!
Link: We all know that none of us had anything to do with Mazada's attack on Jurai! That, and these guys are trying to kill us!
Falcon: We have no time to fight amongst ourselves! If we don't do something, we'll end up dead.
Fox: You guys are right. Falco, you and I are gonna take the Arwings out and take these guys down. Falcon. You have experience in piloting spacecrafts, so continue evasive maneuvers until we take care of this mess.
Samus: I'm coming out, too. The more firepower we have, the better.
Mewtwo: Good luck guys. Come back in one piece.
Pikachu: Man, would you stop babbling, Mewtwo! We're the Smashers! We can beat anybody that crosses our path!
Fox, Falco, and Samus left the Great Fox. Fox and Falco hopped into their Arwings and took off into space. Samus made her way to the top of the Great Fox.
Officer of G.P.: The criminals have refused to surrender. Fire all weapons!
The Galaxy Police spacecrafts commenced firing, but the Arwings took them off focus. They swooped around them and started firing their laser cannons. The two Arwings took out three of the spacecrafts. Meanwhile, Samus charged up her cannon and fired a huge blast at one of the ships, destroying it. She then saw another blast from the Arwing that destroyed another ship. She saw Tier charging up his cannon.
Samus: What the hell are you doing here!
Tier: Don't worry, I'm not helping you at all. I'm simply fighting the Galaxy Police and keeping my current means of travel.
A stray blast from one of the Galaxy Police crafts knocked Tier off the Great Fox. Seeing the craft that managed to hit him, Tier used his grappling hook to latch onto the craft. After getting aboard, the police on the ship attacked Tier, but with simple punches and kicks, Tier made quick work of them. With little time, he quickly got out of the Galaxy Police's attack formation and got out of the area, leaving the rest of the Galaxy Police crafts to get annihilated by two Smart Bombs launched by the Arwings.
The Arwings docked back into the Great Fox. Fox and Falco hopped out of their ships and high fived each other.
Falco: I can't even call that a challenge! I fought some of Andross's minions that were tougher than that.
Fox: Word. That was too easy.
Samus ran up to Fox and Falco.
Samus: Tier was on our ship!
Fox: WHAT! You're kidding, right?
Samus: Hell no! He backed me up with the blasting.
Falco: Did Tier switch sides?
Samus: I seriously doubt it.
Fox: Never mind. We defended ourselves from the Galaxy Police!
Falco: Yeah, but I have a feeling they'll be back again. But we'll waste them one more time!
Samus: I hear that!
The Great Fox continued it's journey through space. Will the Smashers have to face the Galaxy Police again? And who's side is Tier on? He's sending mixed signals, but this is too unpredictable a journey to know for sure. Stay tuned...