The journey through space is long and winding. Planets are spread throughout space like marbles on a blacktop. Traveling such a dark void can take a long time. While there are some planets on the way, basically space is nothing like a dark area; with little light and few people to meet. The Smashers have left Jurai and are headed towards Frieza...
Falcon: Damn, it is boring as hell! I'm gonna go nuts if we don't do something.
Fox: Why don't you go play a game of "Hide and go fuck yourself"? For the past two days, you've been complaining about how boring it is!
Falcon: Oh shut up! It's not my fault that we haven't fought in awhile and now you guys are totally boring, now is it?
Samus: The dude's got a point. We haven't seen the galaxy police anywhere in the region. And we're supposed to be wanted criminals for something Mazada did.
Pikachu: Well, we could talk about how boring we all are all day, or we can find something to do.
Falco: Yeah, I only get to borrow Marth's camcorder for this trip through space, so we might as well make use of it.
Mewtwo: Marth's letting you use his camcorder? That's practically his pride and joy!
Falco: Yeah, but he forgot to take out his sex tape of Link and Zelda.
Link: WHAT! HE GOT ME AND ZELDA ON TAPE?!
Falco: He sure did. Good job, Link. You did EVERYTHING!
Pikachu: He even got her on the side?
Falco: Hell, he got her in the "pretzel pose"!
Link: SHUT UP ABOUT THAT! THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PRIVATE! Oh never mind, I just gotta remember to beat the shit out of Marth when we get home. In the meantime, tape over that and let's find something to do.
Link turned around and noticed the guy Smashers all gathered around the camcorder. They were watching the *ahem* good stuff.
Guy Smashers: Whoa...
Samus: You guys are so perverted. You're never gonna get laid.
Falco: Oh fine! Since you guys aren't into this... entertainment, we'll do something else.
Other guy Smashers: Awww...
Link: So, what are we gonna do? Charades, anybody?
The Smashers agreed, and in no time, they were playing Charades. Captain Falcon went first. He jumped over by Samus and started doing fast pelvic thrusts to show humping.
Samus: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU FAGGOT!
Pikachu: I know! The Link and Zelda porno tape!
Falcon: (in Japanese tone) You are correct, sir! You win kettle fish, HA HA HA!
Link: Maybe I should take my turn, now. I got a good one...
Link stood up. After a couple seconds, he teleported in front of Falcon and punched him in the stomach.
Fox: Um... what happens when you challenge an octopus to a duel?
Link: Uh... no.
Mewtwo: Let's see... is it something you do to someone when they go to the bathroom and get it on the toilet seat?
Link: NO! Dammit, the correct answer was "what happens when you talk about me and Zelda like that"! And you say you're a psychic...
Mewtwo: Geez, lighten up! No need to get so tense. It's just a game.
Falco: What, Charades or the Link/Zelda porno tape?
Falcon: Ugh... don't push him... his punch hurts.
Pikachu: I guess the parts we didn't see are really KINKY!
Link: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Someone else take their turn!
Fox: I'll take my turn. Hopefully, it won't piss anybody off.
Fox picked up a pole and walked over to a space in between control panels. He placed the pole into the crack and started motioning it in and out. The other Smashers rose their hands, and Fox called on Samus.
Samus: Is it hitting the G spot?
Fox: Um, no.
The other Smashers dropped their hands.
Fox: *sigh* I was trying to flush out a rat! And you guys thought it had something to do with sex. Y'all are queer, you know that?
Pikachu: Well, anyone could've mistaken it for something I saw on the Link/Zelda porno.
All but Pikachu: SHUT UP, PIKACHU!
Link: I am going to kill you in your sleep...
Pikachu: Well, at least let me have a turn at this. I got a good one. But I'm gonna say stuff instead of acting it out.
Falco: I guess that works...
Pikachu stood up and cleared his voice.
Pikachu: (girlish tone) Oh yeah! Ah! Yeah, Link! Give it to me! AAAHH! Yes, use the mayonnaise! Now lick me until your tongue turns gray! AAAAH yeah!
Fox, Falco, and Falcon started rolling on the floor laughing. Samus and Mewtwo chuckled a little. Link sprang out of his seat.
Link: That's it! You're taking this too far, ass nuts! I'm gonna kick your ass!
Pikachu: You said you were gonna kill me, so I figured I'd make my turn a good one!
Link: I wasn't ACTUALLY gonna kill you, but now I think I'm gonna change my mind!
Pikachu: Uh oh...
As Link charged towards Pikachu, the other Smashers got in the middle and broke the two up. Falcon, Fox, and Samus backed Link out of the room. Pikachu, Falco, and Mewtwo remained.
Falco: NICE! And you know, that's probably on the recording.
Pikachu: I say we watch and find out!
Mewtwo: Oh god, you two are sexless freaks.
Mewtwo left the room. Pikachu and Falco started watching the naughty tape.
*Zelda* Oh yeah! Ah! Yeah, Link! Give it to me! AAAHH! Yes, use the mayonnaise! Now lick me until your tongue turns gray! AAAAH yeah!
Falco: Dude, you were right on the money!
Pikachu: What can I say, I know what the chicks want!
*Link* You've been a bad girl. It's time to get the paddle.
Pikachu and Falco: O.O
The Great Fox continued it's flight towards Planet Frieza. Can the Smashers get over the sick events that occurred during this game of Charades gone horribly wrong? Stay tuned...
Falcon: Damn, it is boring as hell! I'm gonna go nuts if we don't do something.
Fox: Why don't you go play a game of "Hide and go fuck yourself"? For the past two days, you've been complaining about how boring it is!
Falcon: Oh shut up! It's not my fault that we haven't fought in awhile and now you guys are totally boring, now is it?
Samus: The dude's got a point. We haven't seen the galaxy police anywhere in the region. And we're supposed to be wanted criminals for something Mazada did.
Pikachu: Well, we could talk about how boring we all are all day, or we can find something to do.
Falco: Yeah, I only get to borrow Marth's camcorder for this trip through space, so we might as well make use of it.
Mewtwo: Marth's letting you use his camcorder? That's practically his pride and joy!
Falco: Yeah, but he forgot to take out his sex tape of Link and Zelda.
Link: WHAT! HE GOT ME AND ZELDA ON TAPE?!
Falco: He sure did. Good job, Link. You did EVERYTHING!
Pikachu: He even got her on the side?
Falco: Hell, he got her in the "pretzel pose"!
Link: SHUT UP ABOUT THAT! THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PRIVATE! Oh never mind, I just gotta remember to beat the shit out of Marth when we get home. In the meantime, tape over that and let's find something to do.
Link turned around and noticed the guy Smashers all gathered around the camcorder. They were watching the *ahem* good stuff.
Guy Smashers: Whoa...
Samus: You guys are so perverted. You're never gonna get laid.
Falco: Oh fine! Since you guys aren't into this... entertainment, we'll do something else.
Other guy Smashers: Awww...
Link: So, what are we gonna do? Charades, anybody?
The Smashers agreed, and in no time, they were playing Charades. Captain Falcon went first. He jumped over by Samus and started doing fast pelvic thrusts to show humping.
Samus: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU FAGGOT!
Pikachu: I know! The Link and Zelda porno tape!
Falcon: (in Japanese tone) You are correct, sir! You win kettle fish, HA HA HA!
Link: Maybe I should take my turn, now. I got a good one...
Link stood up. After a couple seconds, he teleported in front of Falcon and punched him in the stomach.
Fox: Um... what happens when you challenge an octopus to a duel?
Link: Uh... no.
Mewtwo: Let's see... is it something you do to someone when they go to the bathroom and get it on the toilet seat?
Link: NO! Dammit, the correct answer was "what happens when you talk about me and Zelda like that"! And you say you're a psychic...
Mewtwo: Geez, lighten up! No need to get so tense. It's just a game.
Falco: What, Charades or the Link/Zelda porno tape?
Falcon: Ugh... don't push him... his punch hurts.
Pikachu: I guess the parts we didn't see are really KINKY!
Link: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Someone else take their turn!
Fox: I'll take my turn. Hopefully, it won't piss anybody off.
Fox picked up a pole and walked over to a space in between control panels. He placed the pole into the crack and started motioning it in and out. The other Smashers rose their hands, and Fox called on Samus.
Samus: Is it hitting the G spot?
Fox: Um, no.
The other Smashers dropped their hands.
Fox: *sigh* I was trying to flush out a rat! And you guys thought it had something to do with sex. Y'all are queer, you know that?
Pikachu: Well, anyone could've mistaken it for something I saw on the Link/Zelda porno.
All but Pikachu: SHUT UP, PIKACHU!
Link: I am going to kill you in your sleep...
Pikachu: Well, at least let me have a turn at this. I got a good one. But I'm gonna say stuff instead of acting it out.
Falco: I guess that works...
Pikachu stood up and cleared his voice.
Pikachu: (girlish tone) Oh yeah! Ah! Yeah, Link! Give it to me! AAAHH! Yes, use the mayonnaise! Now lick me until your tongue turns gray! AAAAH yeah!
Fox, Falco, and Falcon started rolling on the floor laughing. Samus and Mewtwo chuckled a little. Link sprang out of his seat.
Link: That's it! You're taking this too far, ass nuts! I'm gonna kick your ass!
Pikachu: You said you were gonna kill me, so I figured I'd make my turn a good one!
Link: I wasn't ACTUALLY gonna kill you, but now I think I'm gonna change my mind!
Pikachu: Uh oh...
As Link charged towards Pikachu, the other Smashers got in the middle and broke the two up. Falcon, Fox, and Samus backed Link out of the room. Pikachu, Falco, and Mewtwo remained.
Falco: NICE! And you know, that's probably on the recording.
Pikachu: I say we watch and find out!
Mewtwo: Oh god, you two are sexless freaks.
Mewtwo left the room. Pikachu and Falco started watching the naughty tape.
*Zelda* Oh yeah! Ah! Yeah, Link! Give it to me! AAAHH! Yes, use the mayonnaise! Now lick me until your tongue turns gray! AAAAH yeah!
Falco: Dude, you were right on the money!
Pikachu: What can I say, I know what the chicks want!
*Link* You've been a bad girl. It's time to get the paddle.
Pikachu and Falco: O.O
The Great Fox continued it's flight towards Planet Frieza. Can the Smashers get over the sick events that occurred during this game of Charades gone horribly wrong? Stay tuned...