OK, so I can't think of a good way to begin this chapter, so go bite my ass off or something. The crew of the Great Fox had traveled throughout the galaxy. Now, in mere moments, they were to arrive on the planet Frieza. Unknown of the events that were to occur on Frieza, the Smashers braced themselves for the unexpected.
Link: Well, we're in Frieza subspace now.
Mewtwo: I'm interested in finding out what kind of warriors inhabit this planet. Hopefully, they're not psychos like the ones on Jurai.
Pikachu: Well, from what I heard, planet Frieza is one of the first known planets to be home to a strong fighter. His name was Frieza, and he was a ruthless tyrant that conquered many planets. He was strong, but was slain by the one thing he feared the most, a Super Saiya-jin.
Fox: So lemme get this straight. We're about to land on a planet inhabited by space pirates?
Pikachu: They're not space pirates anymore. After Frieza's death became known to the people on Frieza, they made a planetary pact with Earth. They trade information, and even ally with each other when a threat arises to either planet.
Samus: We just entered the atmosphere of Frieza. We'll land on the surface in two minutes.
Link: Well, let's get this over with. We have other planets to hit, too.
Falco: You're quite hasty, Link. No wonder Zelda thought you were good in bed.
Link: I say you shut the hell up before I make you one with my fist!
{Scene Change. Elsewhere on Frieza}
Soldier #1: Get that freak! Nobody tarnishes the name of Lord Frieza!
Soldier #2: That punk is gonna die! Get the clean-up crew ready, it's gonna be messy!
Mazada: Oh, it's gonna be messy, alright...
Mazada charged towards the soldiers. One punch was all he needed to take out each soldier of Frieza. A few soldiers jumped back and fired with their arm cannons, but Mazada merely flicked the blasts, carrying it back through the soldiers.
Mazada: These generations are getting so weak. Relying on technology to make them "stronger". It's easy to see how much THAT actually worked... hmmm? So, they're here at last. I was getting a little bored.
The Great Fox landed on the surface of Frieza. As the Smashers left their ship, they sensed a strong presence that seemed familiar to them.
Mewtwo: Mazada's here!
Link: Well, we might as well take him down first. After all, we have a score to settle with him.
The Smashers dashed towards Mazada. After a couple minutes, they saw Mazada standing around a pile of bodies. They saw him lift one of the inhabitants of Frieza by the neck.
Link: Put him down! He can't fight anymore!
Mazada: Well he could before. Funny how they thought he could beat me. Oh well, he'll get his just desserts.
Mazada clamped onto the soldier's skull with his mouth. The fighter's screams soon tapered off as the sound of the skull crushing and flesh tearing was heard. The Smashers cringed when they saw Mazada take a huge bite out of the soldier's head. Mazada tossed the body aside.
Samus: Now that's disgusting!
Mewtwo: Not even something Ganondorf would do is nastier than that.
Falco: He didn't deserve that!
Mazada: Maybe he didn't deserve it, but perhaps one of you will...
Link: That's enough!! This has gone on for long enough! Let's take him down, guys!
Mazada: Sorry kid, you're on your own! Your friends are all blue in the face.
Link turned around and looked at his friends, who were blue in the face. Link's jaw dropped.
Falcon: I think I speak for the entire group when I say "That was the freakiest display I've ever seen".
Link: Aren't you guys gonna help me?
Pikachu: Give us the Triforce of Courage and maybe we'll THINK about it. You have experience fighting Mazada, whereas we don't. After seeing this guy chow down on some dude's head, I wouldn't touch this guy with a ten-foot pole!
Link: (under his own breath) You pussies... (Regular tone) Fine, it looks like it's just you and me!
???: And me!
The Smashers and Mazada turned their attention to Tier, who suddenly appeared beside the battlefield.
Link: What do you want now, Tier! We're in the middle of something.
Tier: I have eyes, so I can see that. In fact, maybe I'll help you if you stop being a stuck-up dickhead. I have a score to settle with you, Mazada.
Falcon: Did I miss something?
Mewtwo: We all missed something. Apparently, Tier and Mazada don't like each other. Not even I know why.
Samus: Well, you're a psychic, so find out what the hell is going on. Whatever it is, it must be more important than trying to kill me.
Mazada: I'm interested in just how you found me.
Tier: I can track anyone or anything with a microscopic device that I can instantly plant on anything or anyone. Did you really think I was gonna sit back and let you have your way with the universe? After all, YOU DESTROYED MY SHIP!
Link: So THAT'S why Samus found you on the Great Fox.
Tier: That's correct. It's not usually my style to hitch a ride from my enemies, but I had to resort to such a measure after this butt pirate wrecked my spacecraft.
Mazada: Your vessel was in my way. Anything that's in my path I immediately take out of it!
Tier: MEANINGLESS EXCUSES! You wanna concern yourself with the Smashers and Master Link?! Forget about them, because you have to deal with me, now! And you're not gonna live to face them ever again!
Mazada: You barely beat me the last time we fought. But if you wanna give yourself a premature death, then I won't stop you!
Link: (thinking) Tier's an absolute moron if he thinks he can handle Mazada's power. Mazada was so strong, it took several powerful fighters just to temporarily take him down. That means he's probably hiding his power. Mazada's true strength is obviously being masked. I might have to give Tier a hand with this...
Mazada's strength is incredible. Will Tier be able to handle his power? If he can't, will Link give him the support he needs? Fighters of epic proportions will collide in the next chapter...
Link: Well, we're in Frieza subspace now.
Mewtwo: I'm interested in finding out what kind of warriors inhabit this planet. Hopefully, they're not psychos like the ones on Jurai.
Pikachu: Well, from what I heard, planet Frieza is one of the first known planets to be home to a strong fighter. His name was Frieza, and he was a ruthless tyrant that conquered many planets. He was strong, but was slain by the one thing he feared the most, a Super Saiya-jin.
Fox: So lemme get this straight. We're about to land on a planet inhabited by space pirates?
Pikachu: They're not space pirates anymore. After Frieza's death became known to the people on Frieza, they made a planetary pact with Earth. They trade information, and even ally with each other when a threat arises to either planet.
Samus: We just entered the atmosphere of Frieza. We'll land on the surface in two minutes.
Link: Well, let's get this over with. We have other planets to hit, too.
Falco: You're quite hasty, Link. No wonder Zelda thought you were good in bed.
Link: I say you shut the hell up before I make you one with my fist!
{Scene Change. Elsewhere on Frieza}
Soldier #1: Get that freak! Nobody tarnishes the name of Lord Frieza!
Soldier #2: That punk is gonna die! Get the clean-up crew ready, it's gonna be messy!
Mazada: Oh, it's gonna be messy, alright...
Mazada charged towards the soldiers. One punch was all he needed to take out each soldier of Frieza. A few soldiers jumped back and fired with their arm cannons, but Mazada merely flicked the blasts, carrying it back through the soldiers.
Mazada: These generations are getting so weak. Relying on technology to make them "stronger". It's easy to see how much THAT actually worked... hmmm? So, they're here at last. I was getting a little bored.
The Great Fox landed on the surface of Frieza. As the Smashers left their ship, they sensed a strong presence that seemed familiar to them.
Mewtwo: Mazada's here!
Link: Well, we might as well take him down first. After all, we have a score to settle with him.
The Smashers dashed towards Mazada. After a couple minutes, they saw Mazada standing around a pile of bodies. They saw him lift one of the inhabitants of Frieza by the neck.
Link: Put him down! He can't fight anymore!
Mazada: Well he could before. Funny how they thought he could beat me. Oh well, he'll get his just desserts.
Mazada clamped onto the soldier's skull with his mouth. The fighter's screams soon tapered off as the sound of the skull crushing and flesh tearing was heard. The Smashers cringed when they saw Mazada take a huge bite out of the soldier's head. Mazada tossed the body aside.
Samus: Now that's disgusting!
Mewtwo: Not even something Ganondorf would do is nastier than that.
Falco: He didn't deserve that!
Mazada: Maybe he didn't deserve it, but perhaps one of you will...
Link: That's enough!! This has gone on for long enough! Let's take him down, guys!
Mazada: Sorry kid, you're on your own! Your friends are all blue in the face.
Link turned around and looked at his friends, who were blue in the face. Link's jaw dropped.
Falcon: I think I speak for the entire group when I say "That was the freakiest display I've ever seen".
Link: Aren't you guys gonna help me?
Pikachu: Give us the Triforce of Courage and maybe we'll THINK about it. You have experience fighting Mazada, whereas we don't. After seeing this guy chow down on some dude's head, I wouldn't touch this guy with a ten-foot pole!
Link: (under his own breath) You pussies... (Regular tone) Fine, it looks like it's just you and me!
???: And me!
The Smashers and Mazada turned their attention to Tier, who suddenly appeared beside the battlefield.
Link: What do you want now, Tier! We're in the middle of something.
Tier: I have eyes, so I can see that. In fact, maybe I'll help you if you stop being a stuck-up dickhead. I have a score to settle with you, Mazada.
Falcon: Did I miss something?
Mewtwo: We all missed something. Apparently, Tier and Mazada don't like each other. Not even I know why.
Samus: Well, you're a psychic, so find out what the hell is going on. Whatever it is, it must be more important than trying to kill me.
Mazada: I'm interested in just how you found me.
Tier: I can track anyone or anything with a microscopic device that I can instantly plant on anything or anyone. Did you really think I was gonna sit back and let you have your way with the universe? After all, YOU DESTROYED MY SHIP!
Link: So THAT'S why Samus found you on the Great Fox.
Tier: That's correct. It's not usually my style to hitch a ride from my enemies, but I had to resort to such a measure after this butt pirate wrecked my spacecraft.
Mazada: Your vessel was in my way. Anything that's in my path I immediately take out of it!
Tier: MEANINGLESS EXCUSES! You wanna concern yourself with the Smashers and Master Link?! Forget about them, because you have to deal with me, now! And you're not gonna live to face them ever again!
Mazada: You barely beat me the last time we fought. But if you wanna give yourself a premature death, then I won't stop you!
Link: (thinking) Tier's an absolute moron if he thinks he can handle Mazada's power. Mazada was so strong, it took several powerful fighters just to temporarily take him down. That means he's probably hiding his power. Mazada's true strength is obviously being masked. I might have to give Tier a hand with this...
Mazada's strength is incredible. Will Tier be able to handle his power? If he can't, will Link give him the support he needs? Fighters of epic proportions will collide in the next chapter...