Link had fought hard on Frieza. Fate intertwined several times that day, forcing Link into two battles against stronger opponents than himself. Having lost to both Mazada and Ben Kanabei, he had plenty of time to think about it in the moment of rest aboard the Great Fox. Too bad it slipped his mind when he and Falcon were in the middle of a game of Dance Dance Revolution.
Both Smashers were stepping to the beat, stepping on the arrows as they appeared on the screen. When the round ended, the screen showed that Falcon had more points than Link.
Link: What! You've gotta be kidding me!
Falcon: Ha ha! You got spanked, Link-o! You're a good fighter, but when it comes to DDR, you're no match for the likes of me!
Falco: Yeah, well next time, instead of picking your favorite level, pick a random one. Oh, and you can also stop distracting Link with those "Look! It's Mazada!" cries.
Link: You little nad twister! That's why you said that crap!
Falcon: Took you long enough to figure THAT out. Time for round 2.
Pikachu, Mewtwo, Fox, and Samus were over talking in another group.
Mewtwo: Damn, if I was THAT carefree. Maybe then I'd not care about the sick things Ganondorf would say.
Samus: I wonder how they're doing?
Pikachu: Well, it's not like we can call them or send them an e-mail.
Samus: Gee, Pik. You have a knack for putting shit down like that.
Pikachu: It's what I do best.
Fox: Hey, do you guys remember the time Ganondorf took a tree and carved it into the shape of a penis, then tossed it from a rope into Mewtwo's butt.
Mewtwo: I remember NOW!
Pikachu: I remember that! That was fucking funny!
Link, Falcon, and Falco walked over to the group.
Falcon: You got beat AGAIN!
Link: By three points!
Falco: Before these two start acting like two-year olds, tell me what you guys have been doing to keep from getting bored.
Samus: Just talking about stuff we remember.
Fox: Falco, you remember the time Ganondorf carved a penis out of a tree and launched it into Mewtwo's ass, right?
Suddenly, Falco bursted into laughter and started rolling on the ground.
Falco: (continues laughing) I never heard about that before! Oh well, what about the time we played Truth or Dare and Fox dared Ganondorf to make a prank call to Moe's Tavern!
Link: I remember that! (clears his throat) "Moe's Tavern, this is Moe."
Falcon: "Hello, I'm looking for a Mrs. Likyocrak. First name Ivanna."
Link: "Lemme check. Uh, Ivanna Likyocrak! Hey everyone, Ivanna Likyocrak!"
The Smashers burst into laughter.
Mewtwo: That was one of the few things Ganondorf did that I actually found funny.
Samus: It didn't stop there. What about what came afterwards.
Link: Oh yeah, he said something like "Listen, you. If I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna rip out your eyes and shove them up your butt, so you can watch me kick the crap out of you. Then I'm gonna rip off your pecker and make you suck on it!"
The Smashers burst into laughter once again.
Pikachu: Man, thank god the kids were asleep that night. We were so drunk.
Falco: Thank god for Marth's camcorder. I never would've been able to recap on that night.
Falcon: Oh, remember that time we had a contest to see who could rip ass the hardest?
Mewtwo: That was the night you all got drunk. I knew right there and then you guys were slammed because that was a very pointless contest.
Falcon: So, I still won!
Samus: Seriously, why would you trumpet that. It's so nasty.
Fox: It was interesting, though. Falcon's fart made a crater.
Falcon: I'm still reigning champion. Anybody wanna challenge me?
Mewtwo: Alright, time to change the subject before we all become stupid. Remember the time we were in that Hell in a Cell fight?
Link: That was pretty cool. That fight was crazy. You, me, Roy, and Bowser.
Mewtwo: If Bowser hadn't pulled out that barbed-wire baseball bat, I would've won.
Fox: And after the match, everybody came out. The ring could barely hold all of us.
Samus: I got to blast Falcon through the cell wall.
Falcon: I remember that. Bitch, you gave me internal bleeding for a week!
Samus: Don't call me a bitch, or I'll blast the hell out of you again.
Falcon stood up quickly.
Falcon: Is that a challenge, bitch!
Samus stood up quickly.
Samus: What have I said about calling me a bitch, you babboon-cock-sucking ass pirate!
Falcon: (pirate tone) Arg, me matey! Ye be walking the plank for that one, ya skervy dog!
Falco: Easy, EASY! We're aboard the Great Fox in the middle of space. You wreck it and we all die!
Fox: Besides, I pay a shitload of insurance for this baby. You ding it, and it's coming out of your wallets!
Samus: Fine. I'll deal with you later.
Falcon: (pirate tone) Shiver me timbers, you haven't seen the last of Falcon-beard!
Link: Would you cut that shit out?!
Falcon: Oh, fine! (pouts)
Pikachu: Man, a few years down the road, we'll be looking back on THIS day.
Mewtwo: Whoa, you haven't said something in awhile.
Pikachu: They say that if you say stuff less often, people actually listen to it.
Link: Well they're wrong. We're STILL not listening to you.
Pikachu: Oh shut up!
shrtys-sk8er: o.O
Falcon: Wait, who the fuck's that dude?
Falco: Maybe if we ignore him, he'll go away.
Samus: You're thinking of bears, you dumbass!
shrtys-sk8er: Yeah!
The Smashers look at shrtys-sk8er.
shrtys-sk8er: ... Oh you guys suck!
Shrtys-sk8er jumps on a pogo-stick and hops through the window. Not realizing he's in deep space, he suffocates. (A/N: Or do I, mwahahahahaha. Well, probably.)
Fox: That was really fucked up. He shouldn't be allowed to have any more author's notes.
Pikachu: Well, it was random. What do you expect?
The Great Fox continues it's way to the Smasher's next destination, Planet Coven. Meanwhile, in space...
shrtys-sk8er: Well, that didn't go so well. Better get back home.
Shrtys-sk8er summons strength and activates Wild Growth. As his penis grows to the size of his body, he uses Super Jizz and rockets himself out of the area. What the hell else is gonna happen? Stay tuned...
Both Smashers were stepping to the beat, stepping on the arrows as they appeared on the screen. When the round ended, the screen showed that Falcon had more points than Link.
Link: What! You've gotta be kidding me!
Falcon: Ha ha! You got spanked, Link-o! You're a good fighter, but when it comes to DDR, you're no match for the likes of me!
Falco: Yeah, well next time, instead of picking your favorite level, pick a random one. Oh, and you can also stop distracting Link with those "Look! It's Mazada!" cries.
Link: You little nad twister! That's why you said that crap!
Falcon: Took you long enough to figure THAT out. Time for round 2.
Pikachu, Mewtwo, Fox, and Samus were over talking in another group.
Mewtwo: Damn, if I was THAT carefree. Maybe then I'd not care about the sick things Ganondorf would say.
Samus: I wonder how they're doing?
Pikachu: Well, it's not like we can call them or send them an e-mail.
Samus: Gee, Pik. You have a knack for putting shit down like that.
Pikachu: It's what I do best.
Fox: Hey, do you guys remember the time Ganondorf took a tree and carved it into the shape of a penis, then tossed it from a rope into Mewtwo's butt.
Mewtwo: I remember NOW!
Pikachu: I remember that! That was fucking funny!
Link, Falcon, and Falco walked over to the group.
Falcon: You got beat AGAIN!
Link: By three points!
Falco: Before these two start acting like two-year olds, tell me what you guys have been doing to keep from getting bored.
Samus: Just talking about stuff we remember.
Fox: Falco, you remember the time Ganondorf carved a penis out of a tree and launched it into Mewtwo's ass, right?
Suddenly, Falco bursted into laughter and started rolling on the ground.
Falco: (continues laughing) I never heard about that before! Oh well, what about the time we played Truth or Dare and Fox dared Ganondorf to make a prank call to Moe's Tavern!
Link: I remember that! (clears his throat) "Moe's Tavern, this is Moe."
Falcon: "Hello, I'm looking for a Mrs. Likyocrak. First name Ivanna."
Link: "Lemme check. Uh, Ivanna Likyocrak! Hey everyone, Ivanna Likyocrak!"
The Smashers burst into laughter.
Mewtwo: That was one of the few things Ganondorf did that I actually found funny.
Samus: It didn't stop there. What about what came afterwards.
Link: Oh yeah, he said something like "Listen, you. If I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna rip out your eyes and shove them up your butt, so you can watch me kick the crap out of you. Then I'm gonna rip off your pecker and make you suck on it!"
The Smashers burst into laughter once again.
Pikachu: Man, thank god the kids were asleep that night. We were so drunk.
Falco: Thank god for Marth's camcorder. I never would've been able to recap on that night.
Falcon: Oh, remember that time we had a contest to see who could rip ass the hardest?
Mewtwo: That was the night you all got drunk. I knew right there and then you guys were slammed because that was a very pointless contest.
Falcon: So, I still won!
Samus: Seriously, why would you trumpet that. It's so nasty.
Fox: It was interesting, though. Falcon's fart made a crater.
Falcon: I'm still reigning champion. Anybody wanna challenge me?
Mewtwo: Alright, time to change the subject before we all become stupid. Remember the time we were in that Hell in a Cell fight?
Link: That was pretty cool. That fight was crazy. You, me, Roy, and Bowser.
Mewtwo: If Bowser hadn't pulled out that barbed-wire baseball bat, I would've won.
Fox: And after the match, everybody came out. The ring could barely hold all of us.
Samus: I got to blast Falcon through the cell wall.
Falcon: I remember that. Bitch, you gave me internal bleeding for a week!
Samus: Don't call me a bitch, or I'll blast the hell out of you again.
Falcon stood up quickly.
Falcon: Is that a challenge, bitch!
Samus stood up quickly.
Samus: What have I said about calling me a bitch, you babboon-cock-sucking ass pirate!
Falcon: (pirate tone) Arg, me matey! Ye be walking the plank for that one, ya skervy dog!
Falco: Easy, EASY! We're aboard the Great Fox in the middle of space. You wreck it and we all die!
Fox: Besides, I pay a shitload of insurance for this baby. You ding it, and it's coming out of your wallets!
Samus: Fine. I'll deal with you later.
Falcon: (pirate tone) Shiver me timbers, you haven't seen the last of Falcon-beard!
Link: Would you cut that shit out?!
Falcon: Oh, fine! (pouts)
Pikachu: Man, a few years down the road, we'll be looking back on THIS day.
Mewtwo: Whoa, you haven't said something in awhile.
Pikachu: They say that if you say stuff less often, people actually listen to it.
Link: Well they're wrong. We're STILL not listening to you.
Pikachu: Oh shut up!
shrtys-sk8er: o.O
Falcon: Wait, who the fuck's that dude?
Falco: Maybe if we ignore him, he'll go away.
Samus: You're thinking of bears, you dumbass!
shrtys-sk8er: Yeah!
The Smashers look at shrtys-sk8er.
shrtys-sk8er: ... Oh you guys suck!
Shrtys-sk8er jumps on a pogo-stick and hops through the window. Not realizing he's in deep space, he suffocates. (A/N: Or do I, mwahahahahaha. Well, probably.)
Fox: That was really fucked up. He shouldn't be allowed to have any more author's notes.
Pikachu: Well, it was random. What do you expect?
The Great Fox continues it's way to the Smasher's next destination, Planet Coven. Meanwhile, in space...
shrtys-sk8er: Well, that didn't go so well. Better get back home.
Shrtys-sk8er summons strength and activates Wild Growth. As his penis grows to the size of his body, he uses Super Jizz and rockets himself out of the area. What the hell else is gonna happen? Stay tuned...