She entered the house and hang up her coat. Then she walked into the
livingroom where her mom was watching TV on the couch.
R: "That guy is unbelievable!" she said.
L: "Who?"
R: "Jess of course"
L: "I guess I don't have to ask how it was at the book market?"
Rory sat down next to her mom. Lorelai turned down the sound of the TV.
L: "What happened?"
R: "We didn't even go to the book market. He said he wanted to show me something, so we went to this beautiful place in the woods. We talked and he was so sweet. Then we went back to Luke's to get something to eat. I was holding his hand, but when we entered Luke's I saw Dean and I let go of Jess' hand. A reflex, not on purpose. Jess got mad and went upstairs. I wanted to talk to him, but he act like a total jerk"
L: "That jerk likes you, that's why he acts like one. And if you ask me, you like him just as much"
R: "I apologized and he accepted it. Or at least he said so. Then he just ignored me"
L: "I wouldn't worry too much about it"
R: "Oh and did I mention my amazing talk to Dean?"
L: "No"
R: "I figured I should talk to him, because we couldn't go on like this. So, I walked towards him and the best thing I could come up with was: can I call you any time soon? We have to talk. Can you believe me?"
L: "Honey, calm down. You're making a way too big deal out of all this. You go talk to Jess tomorrow and you're gonna call Dean and everything is gonna be perfectly fine."
R: "I guess"
Rory looked at the TV.
R: "What were you watching?"
L: "I don't really know. You see the guy with the dark hair who's talking to that blond girl next to the lockers?"
R: "Yeah"
L: "I thought he was kinda cute, so I decided to go watch it. But I don't really get where it's about. First the blond girl is at home talking to this grey haired woman and the next moment she's at school kissing hottie"
R: "Hottie is cute guy with dark hair?"
L: "Obviously"
R: "Don't the guy remind you of somebody?"
L: "If you're gonna say Christopher, I'm gonna rip your head off"
R: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. I wasn't gonna say Dad. I was gonna say Luke"
L: "Luke?"
R: "Yeah, of course without the baseball cap and and a few years younger, but he looks a lot like him"
L: "He does not!"
R: "Does too"
L: "This guy is hot, Luke is.........."
R: "You really wanna finish that sentence?"
L: "Yes!"
R: "Okay, go ahead"
L: "Luke is so not like the cute guy on TV"
R: "I knew it"
L: "Knew what?"
R: "You were gonna say: "Luke isn't hot, but you couldn't, cos you think Luke is hot"
L: "What?!"
R: "Admit it"
L: "Never"
R: "You do realize that never is the same thing as saying yes and admit it"
L: "I'm never gonna admit it, cos it's not true"
R: "As long as you believe it"
L: "I think this is the right time to remind you of the fact you haven't thought of Jess or Dean for the last.....let's say....2 minutes"
R: "True, but it's really pathetic you had to remind me of it, cos you didn't wanna admit you like Luke"
L: "I like Luke"
R: "Now we're getting somewhere"
L: "Cos Luke's my friend"
R: "Somewhere's gone.......Can I ask you one more question about hottie?"
L: "About hottie or about Luke?"
R: "Both"
L: "You can ask, but I can't promise I'll answer"
R: "If Luke would ask you out on date, what would you say?"
L: "Luke's never gonna ask me out on a date"
R: "But what if?"
L: "Let's change the question: what would you say if Jess asked you out on a date?"
R: "I.......eh.......I would consider it"
L: "Me too"
R: "You would consider it to go on a date with Jess?"
L: "No! Luke!"
R: "Oh"
L: "Can we change the subject now?"
R: "Yeah, right after I've told you that I'm gonna tell Luke tomorrow that you wanna go on a date with him"
L: "What?! How old are you? Ten?"
R: "Eight, but that's not the point"
L: "If you tell Luke, I'll tell Jess"
R: "Whatever"
L: "Whatever'
R: "Fine"
L: "Fine"
They stared back at the TV.
L: "You're not really gonna tell, right?"
R: "Are you?"
L: "I guess not"
R: "Me neither"
L: "Just so you know. I don't like like Luke"
R: "Okay"
L: "You don't believe me, do you?"
R: "Nope!"
Lorelai sighed and put her arm around her daughter. They were both still staring to the hottie on TV.
R: "That guy is unbelievable!" she said.
L: "Who?"
R: "Jess of course"
L: "I guess I don't have to ask how it was at the book market?"
Rory sat down next to her mom. Lorelai turned down the sound of the TV.
L: "What happened?"
R: "We didn't even go to the book market. He said he wanted to show me something, so we went to this beautiful place in the woods. We talked and he was so sweet. Then we went back to Luke's to get something to eat. I was holding his hand, but when we entered Luke's I saw Dean and I let go of Jess' hand. A reflex, not on purpose. Jess got mad and went upstairs. I wanted to talk to him, but he act like a total jerk"
L: "That jerk likes you, that's why he acts like one. And if you ask me, you like him just as much"
R: "I apologized and he accepted it. Or at least he said so. Then he just ignored me"
L: "I wouldn't worry too much about it"
R: "Oh and did I mention my amazing talk to Dean?"
L: "No"
R: "I figured I should talk to him, because we couldn't go on like this. So, I walked towards him and the best thing I could come up with was: can I call you any time soon? We have to talk. Can you believe me?"
L: "Honey, calm down. You're making a way too big deal out of all this. You go talk to Jess tomorrow and you're gonna call Dean and everything is gonna be perfectly fine."
R: "I guess"
Rory looked at the TV.
R: "What were you watching?"
L: "I don't really know. You see the guy with the dark hair who's talking to that blond girl next to the lockers?"
R: "Yeah"
L: "I thought he was kinda cute, so I decided to go watch it. But I don't really get where it's about. First the blond girl is at home talking to this grey haired woman and the next moment she's at school kissing hottie"
R: "Hottie is cute guy with dark hair?"
L: "Obviously"
R: "Don't the guy remind you of somebody?"
L: "If you're gonna say Christopher, I'm gonna rip your head off"
R: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. I wasn't gonna say Dad. I was gonna say Luke"
L: "Luke?"
R: "Yeah, of course without the baseball cap and and a few years younger, but he looks a lot like him"
L: "He does not!"
R: "Does too"
L: "This guy is hot, Luke is.........."
R: "You really wanna finish that sentence?"
L: "Yes!"
R: "Okay, go ahead"
L: "Luke is so not like the cute guy on TV"
R: "I knew it"
L: "Knew what?"
R: "You were gonna say: "Luke isn't hot, but you couldn't, cos you think Luke is hot"
L: "What?!"
R: "Admit it"
L: "Never"
R: "You do realize that never is the same thing as saying yes and admit it"
L: "I'm never gonna admit it, cos it's not true"
R: "As long as you believe it"
L: "I think this is the right time to remind you of the fact you haven't thought of Jess or Dean for the last.....let's say....2 minutes"
R: "True, but it's really pathetic you had to remind me of it, cos you didn't wanna admit you like Luke"
L: "I like Luke"
R: "Now we're getting somewhere"
L: "Cos Luke's my friend"
R: "Somewhere's gone.......Can I ask you one more question about hottie?"
L: "About hottie or about Luke?"
R: "Both"
L: "You can ask, but I can't promise I'll answer"
R: "If Luke would ask you out on date, what would you say?"
L: "Luke's never gonna ask me out on a date"
R: "But what if?"
L: "Let's change the question: what would you say if Jess asked you out on a date?"
R: "I.......eh.......I would consider it"
L: "Me too"
R: "You would consider it to go on a date with Jess?"
L: "No! Luke!"
R: "Oh"
L: "Can we change the subject now?"
R: "Yeah, right after I've told you that I'm gonna tell Luke tomorrow that you wanna go on a date with him"
L: "What?! How old are you? Ten?"
R: "Eight, but that's not the point"
L: "If you tell Luke, I'll tell Jess"
R: "Whatever"
L: "Whatever'
R: "Fine"
L: "Fine"
They stared back at the TV.
L: "You're not really gonna tell, right?"
R: "Are you?"
L: "I guess not"
R: "Me neither"
L: "Just so you know. I don't like like Luke"
R: "Okay"
L: "You don't believe me, do you?"
R: "Nope!"
Lorelai sighed and put her arm around her daughter. They were both still staring to the hottie on TV.