Their journey had nearly come to a close. With Eternia having their own problems, the Smashers stopped at Jurai, Frieza, and Coven. After leaving Coven, the Smashers set their sights on Earth once again. Inside the Great Fox, the Smashers were gathered around their PS2 playing WWE Smackdown: Shut Your Mouth.
Falco: Hell yeah, powerbombed your ass through the Hell in a Cell.
Pikachu: Damn. I'm gonna get you back for that one!
Link: So you forgot that you brought this game along too, Falcon?
Falcon: Yeah, I had no idea I even brought it along. I just found it laying in my stuff this morning.
Pikachu: Ooh! Swanton Bomb off the top of the cell, onto Falco, through the announcer's table. Eat that, biz-notch!
Fox: This might be the end for Falco.
Falcon: Not yet. I'm still in this match.
Pikachu: ... Well there goes my chance for victory.
Samus: And Falcon drills Pikachu with an F-5.
All except Pikachu: 1! 2! 3!
Falcon: Yeah, who's yo daddy, Pikachu! Yeah that's right, I'm yo daddy! How come I'm yo daddy? (pelvic thrusts) 'Cuz I did this to yo momma!
Pikachu: You're a damn game geek; that's how you beat me!
Mewtwo: Hey, you don't have to be a sore loser, Pikachu. It's just a game.
Falcon: You think I'm good at this? Just wait 'til you see me play Unreal Tournament 2003!
Link: That game's got nothing on Halo, baby.
Mewtwo: You guys remember after we beat Sigma, we linked up four Xboxes and played each other all night.
Pikachu: Who could forget that night. Afterall, the Link/Zelda porno was taped that night.
Samus: Oh god, not this again.
Mewtwo: Yeah, before Link blows his top, let's talk about something else.
Falco: Oh, you guys are no fun. It was good quality entertainment!
Link: I bet it kept you entertained. At least it goes to show that anyone who actually has to watch that will never get laid. But I'm still gonna kick Marth's ass for taping that.
Falcon: (sarcastically) You do that. I'll have to read all about it in tomorrow's newspaper.
Mewtwo: Falcon?
Falcon: What?
Mewtwo: Shut up.
Falcon: Suck my balls.
Pikachu: Watch out, he might actually do it.
Fox: Alright, this is all stuff that would be much better not said.
Pikachu: Yeah, but Mewtwo still might wanna suck Falcon's nutsack.
Mewtwo walks off.
Pikachu: Hey, I was only kidding, dude.
Mewtwo: I'm a little pissed off right now, so do your kidding elsewhere.
Falco: Am I hearing this correctly? The great Mewtwo's having a problem! You can tell us what's wrong, tough guy.
Mewtwo: *sigh* You sure you wanna hear what I have to say?
Link: Sure. It's not like we're doing anything else.
Mewtwo: Fine, I'll tell you what's eating at me. I came on this adventure looking to get away from everybody's childish behavior. That condition has not quite been satisfied, now has it? That and being a wanted criminal throughout the universe only makes it worse. Makes me even wonder why I even bothered coming on this trip.
Falco: I don't know why I even bothered coming, either. I haven't seen that much action on this journey aside from the Galaxy Police and the Jurai Militia. It feels like such a waste.
Link: Now I wouldn't call it a "waste".
Samus: Sure you wouldn't. You were involved in every single thing that happened on this journey.
Link: You're serious, aren't you?
Falcon: Now people, settle down!
The Smashers turned to Falcon.
Falcon: Maybe it was Link's intent on fighting when he decided to come on this journey. But what was out intent? Adventure. Fox, Falco, and Samus. You guys wanted to re-live your sense of adventure. To explore the universe, right?
Samus: I said I'd navigate.
Falcon: Navigation's part of your exploration, too. And good job at it. And Mewtwo, your intent on leaving was to get away from Ganondorf, right?
Mewtwo: The sick bastard would've drove me nuts if I had stayed!
Falcon: Link's right. This trip isn't a waste. We've done what we wanted to get done.
Mewtwo: Yeah, but did we WANT to become criminals?
Pikachu: So what if there are a couple bumps in the road. We're the Smashers! There hasn't been a single thing that defeated us in this universe. We've taken on the most powerful army in the galaxy and lived to tell our glorious tale. We've fought against the single-most ferocious and vile demon to exist, and we survived that too! And I think that people will "wow" our journey when we show them our footage.
Fox: Get the fuck out. You mean you got everything on tape?
Pikachu: All the cool stuff, anyways.
Samus: Well, we'll see if your footage gets "wowed". There's Earth now.
The Smashers looked out the window to see the big blue ball known as Earth.
Link: Home...
The Great Fox was soon to return to the very planet this journey started from. A successful trip is about to come to a close, and the Smashers are about to come back home...
Falco: Hell yeah, powerbombed your ass through the Hell in a Cell.
Pikachu: Damn. I'm gonna get you back for that one!
Link: So you forgot that you brought this game along too, Falcon?
Falcon: Yeah, I had no idea I even brought it along. I just found it laying in my stuff this morning.
Pikachu: Ooh! Swanton Bomb off the top of the cell, onto Falco, through the announcer's table. Eat that, biz-notch!
Fox: This might be the end for Falco.
Falcon: Not yet. I'm still in this match.
Pikachu: ... Well there goes my chance for victory.
Samus: And Falcon drills Pikachu with an F-5.
All except Pikachu: 1! 2! 3!
Falcon: Yeah, who's yo daddy, Pikachu! Yeah that's right, I'm yo daddy! How come I'm yo daddy? (pelvic thrusts) 'Cuz I did this to yo momma!
Pikachu: You're a damn game geek; that's how you beat me!
Mewtwo: Hey, you don't have to be a sore loser, Pikachu. It's just a game.
Falcon: You think I'm good at this? Just wait 'til you see me play Unreal Tournament 2003!
Link: That game's got nothing on Halo, baby.
Mewtwo: You guys remember after we beat Sigma, we linked up four Xboxes and played each other all night.
Pikachu: Who could forget that night. Afterall, the Link/Zelda porno was taped that night.
Samus: Oh god, not this again.
Mewtwo: Yeah, before Link blows his top, let's talk about something else.
Falco: Oh, you guys are no fun. It was good quality entertainment!
Link: I bet it kept you entertained. At least it goes to show that anyone who actually has to watch that will never get laid. But I'm still gonna kick Marth's ass for taping that.
Falcon: (sarcastically) You do that. I'll have to read all about it in tomorrow's newspaper.
Mewtwo: Falcon?
Falcon: What?
Mewtwo: Shut up.
Falcon: Suck my balls.
Pikachu: Watch out, he might actually do it.
Fox: Alright, this is all stuff that would be much better not said.
Pikachu: Yeah, but Mewtwo still might wanna suck Falcon's nutsack.
Mewtwo walks off.
Pikachu: Hey, I was only kidding, dude.
Mewtwo: I'm a little pissed off right now, so do your kidding elsewhere.
Falco: Am I hearing this correctly? The great Mewtwo's having a problem! You can tell us what's wrong, tough guy.
Mewtwo: *sigh* You sure you wanna hear what I have to say?
Link: Sure. It's not like we're doing anything else.
Mewtwo: Fine, I'll tell you what's eating at me. I came on this adventure looking to get away from everybody's childish behavior. That condition has not quite been satisfied, now has it? That and being a wanted criminal throughout the universe only makes it worse. Makes me even wonder why I even bothered coming on this trip.
Falco: I don't know why I even bothered coming, either. I haven't seen that much action on this journey aside from the Galaxy Police and the Jurai Militia. It feels like such a waste.
Link: Now I wouldn't call it a "waste".
Samus: Sure you wouldn't. You were involved in every single thing that happened on this journey.
Link: You're serious, aren't you?
Falcon: Now people, settle down!
The Smashers turned to Falcon.
Falcon: Maybe it was Link's intent on fighting when he decided to come on this journey. But what was out intent? Adventure. Fox, Falco, and Samus. You guys wanted to re-live your sense of adventure. To explore the universe, right?
Samus: I said I'd navigate.
Falcon: Navigation's part of your exploration, too. And good job at it. And Mewtwo, your intent on leaving was to get away from Ganondorf, right?
Mewtwo: The sick bastard would've drove me nuts if I had stayed!
Falcon: Link's right. This trip isn't a waste. We've done what we wanted to get done.
Mewtwo: Yeah, but did we WANT to become criminals?
Pikachu: So what if there are a couple bumps in the road. We're the Smashers! There hasn't been a single thing that defeated us in this universe. We've taken on the most powerful army in the galaxy and lived to tell our glorious tale. We've fought against the single-most ferocious and vile demon to exist, and we survived that too! And I think that people will "wow" our journey when we show them our footage.
Fox: Get the fuck out. You mean you got everything on tape?
Pikachu: All the cool stuff, anyways.
Samus: Well, we'll see if your footage gets "wowed". There's Earth now.
The Smashers looked out the window to see the big blue ball known as Earth.
Link: Home...
The Great Fox was soon to return to the very planet this journey started from. A successful trip is about to come to a close, and the Smashers are about to come back home...