The Great Fox entered Earth's atmosphere. It's heat sink turned a bright red as it fell towards Earth's surface. The Smashers aboard the Great Fox gazed at the blue skies they had last seen when they left the planet. In mere moments, the Great Fox landed on Earth's crust; right next to the Mushroom Kingdom. The Smashers got out of the spaceship.
Fox: Man, it feels so good to be back home.
Falcon: Yeah. How I missed Earth...
Falcon ducked down and started kissing the ground.
Samus: You didn't by any chance bring weed on this trip, did you?
Yoshi: Hey, guys!
The travelers saw Yoshi and Luigi approach them. Link high fived Yoshi
Link: Yosh, what's goin on?
Yoshi: Nothing much. Me and Luigi were just sparring. I'm trying to show him how to kick ass in a fight without hitting other people with his ass.
Luigi: Just-a face it. I can kick-a your ass with-a MY ass.
Falco: Now I may have been in space for quite awhile, but I can still tell what's fruity and what's not. That, Luigi, was most fruity.
Yoshi: Almost everybody's inside the castle. Why don't you guys come in, too?
Pikachu: Sure. I'm game.
The Smashers went inside the castle. They saw other Smashers lounging.
Link: Well I must say you guys are quite relaxed.
The other Smashers turned their attention to the space travelers. They gathered around Link and the others.
Donkey Kong: I don't believe it. You guys are actually here.
Falcon: What, did you think we weren't coming back?
Peach: Why don't you guys stay for a little while and tell us all about your exciting journey.
The Smashers went back to the lounging area, except for Link. Link grabbed Marth by the arm.
Link: Don't go anywhere, yet. I need to have a few words with you.
Marth: Well, as long as it's a few words. I wanna catch the story about what you guys did in space.
Link: Don't worry, man. Pikachu told me we got all the cool stuff on tape. Which reminds me. You missing any of your footage.
Marth: I'm missing some things. It's funny how some of my good footage is the footage I can never find anywhere.
Link: I found some of your footage.
Marth: You did? Link, you're AWESOME!
Link: I think I can change your mind about me...
Link took Marth's camcorder and proceeded to rewind it to a certain point.
Link: Marth, tell me what the hell you were thinking when you decided to tape THIS!
Link started playing the tape.
*Zelda* Oh yeah! Ah! Yeah, Link! Give it to me! AAAHH! Yes, use the mayonnaise! Now lick me until your tongue turns gray! AAAAH yeah!
The Smashers in the lounge turned around. Some of the male Smashers broke into laughter.
Marth: *whistles* You make me proud, Link. Good job!
The male Smashers began to laugh harder.
Link: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE TAPING MY SEX LIFE!
Mewtwo: I knew THIS was coming...
Roy: Way to go, Marth!
Bowser: Marth! Marth! Marth! Marth!
Marth: Well, if you have such a problem demonstrating your love for Zelda, I'll just take back my tape! I'll give it to someone who won't blow his top over it.
Mewtwo: That's something Ganondorf would probably want.
Popo: Ganondorf's not here anymore.
Yoshi: I guess you haven't heard the story. The second he got word that you guys left for space, Ganondorf just left. He didn't tell us where he went or nothing!
Mewtwo: I pity anybody that runs into him.
Pichu: (to Mewtwo) It's YOUR fault he left in the first place. Ganondorf may be the most disgusting person alive, but he's still sensitive. And he's still your friend.
Peach: You owe it to your friend to make amendments, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: Oh, Jesus tap-dancing Christ. Fine, I'll go. It'll suck like hell, but I'll bring him back.
Mewtwo teleported out of the castle.
Samus: I also noticed that Mario and Kirby aren't here, either.
Mr. Game and Watch: Kirby's coke habits needed to be taken care of, so we sent him to rehab. As for Mario, he's training at home.
Fox: Haven't seen you for a while, Game and Watch. How were things in Flat World?
Game and Watch: Hectic. Flat World was being attacked by a huge serpent. But I took care of him.
Suddenly, the Smashers heard a hard punch. Marth dropped to the ground.
Link: I've had it with your shit, Marth! I challenge you to a duel!
Marth rubbed his cheek and got up to his feet.
Marth: I see you're too proud to let bygones be bygones! I accept your challenge!
???: Wait!
The Smashers turned around to see Zelda.
Link: So good of you to come, Zelda. Remember that night we had the party and we *ahem* had fun? Guess which jackass got that all on tape!
Zelda: *gasp* Marth, is this true.
Marth: ... Yes...
Zelda: ... Well, there's nothing that can be done about it now. And Marth might know a little bit about my surprise because of taping that. Link?
Link: Yes, dear?
Zelda: This is hard for me to explain, but... I'm pregnant.
The jaws of the Smashers dropped. Everything went silent. After a couple seconds, Link fainted.
Roy: HOLY SHIT!
Young Link: Does this mean that I'm gonna be a daddy, too?
Bowser: No. You're still gonna be a little runt.
Pikachu: Sweet anola gay... Congratulations, Link. Your life is all downhill from here...
Many things have happened while the space travelers were away on their journey. How will everything turn out? Stay tuned...
Fox: Man, it feels so good to be back home.
Falcon: Yeah. How I missed Earth...
Falcon ducked down and started kissing the ground.
Samus: You didn't by any chance bring weed on this trip, did you?
Yoshi: Hey, guys!
The travelers saw Yoshi and Luigi approach them. Link high fived Yoshi
Link: Yosh, what's goin on?
Yoshi: Nothing much. Me and Luigi were just sparring. I'm trying to show him how to kick ass in a fight without hitting other people with his ass.
Luigi: Just-a face it. I can kick-a your ass with-a MY ass.
Falco: Now I may have been in space for quite awhile, but I can still tell what's fruity and what's not. That, Luigi, was most fruity.
Yoshi: Almost everybody's inside the castle. Why don't you guys come in, too?
Pikachu: Sure. I'm game.
The Smashers went inside the castle. They saw other Smashers lounging.
Link: Well I must say you guys are quite relaxed.
The other Smashers turned their attention to the space travelers. They gathered around Link and the others.
Donkey Kong: I don't believe it. You guys are actually here.
Falcon: What, did you think we weren't coming back?
Peach: Why don't you guys stay for a little while and tell us all about your exciting journey.
The Smashers went back to the lounging area, except for Link. Link grabbed Marth by the arm.
Link: Don't go anywhere, yet. I need to have a few words with you.
Marth: Well, as long as it's a few words. I wanna catch the story about what you guys did in space.
Link: Don't worry, man. Pikachu told me we got all the cool stuff on tape. Which reminds me. You missing any of your footage.
Marth: I'm missing some things. It's funny how some of my good footage is the footage I can never find anywhere.
Link: I found some of your footage.
Marth: You did? Link, you're AWESOME!
Link: I think I can change your mind about me...
Link took Marth's camcorder and proceeded to rewind it to a certain point.
Link: Marth, tell me what the hell you were thinking when you decided to tape THIS!
Link started playing the tape.
*Zelda* Oh yeah! Ah! Yeah, Link! Give it to me! AAAHH! Yes, use the mayonnaise! Now lick me until your tongue turns gray! AAAAH yeah!
The Smashers in the lounge turned around. Some of the male Smashers broke into laughter.
Marth: *whistles* You make me proud, Link. Good job!
The male Smashers began to laugh harder.
Link: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE TAPING MY SEX LIFE!
Mewtwo: I knew THIS was coming...
Roy: Way to go, Marth!
Bowser: Marth! Marth! Marth! Marth!
Marth: Well, if you have such a problem demonstrating your love for Zelda, I'll just take back my tape! I'll give it to someone who won't blow his top over it.
Mewtwo: That's something Ganondorf would probably want.
Popo: Ganondorf's not here anymore.
Yoshi: I guess you haven't heard the story. The second he got word that you guys left for space, Ganondorf just left. He didn't tell us where he went or nothing!
Mewtwo: I pity anybody that runs into him.
Pichu: (to Mewtwo) It's YOUR fault he left in the first place. Ganondorf may be the most disgusting person alive, but he's still sensitive. And he's still your friend.
Peach: You owe it to your friend to make amendments, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: Oh, Jesus tap-dancing Christ. Fine, I'll go. It'll suck like hell, but I'll bring him back.
Mewtwo teleported out of the castle.
Samus: I also noticed that Mario and Kirby aren't here, either.
Mr. Game and Watch: Kirby's coke habits needed to be taken care of, so we sent him to rehab. As for Mario, he's training at home.
Fox: Haven't seen you for a while, Game and Watch. How were things in Flat World?
Game and Watch: Hectic. Flat World was being attacked by a huge serpent. But I took care of him.
Suddenly, the Smashers heard a hard punch. Marth dropped to the ground.
Link: I've had it with your shit, Marth! I challenge you to a duel!
Marth rubbed his cheek and got up to his feet.
Marth: I see you're too proud to let bygones be bygones! I accept your challenge!
???: Wait!
The Smashers turned around to see Zelda.
Link: So good of you to come, Zelda. Remember that night we had the party and we *ahem* had fun? Guess which jackass got that all on tape!
Zelda: *gasp* Marth, is this true.
Marth: ... Yes...
Zelda: ... Well, there's nothing that can be done about it now. And Marth might know a little bit about my surprise because of taping that. Link?
Link: Yes, dear?
Zelda: This is hard for me to explain, but... I'm pregnant.
The jaws of the Smashers dropped. Everything went silent. After a couple seconds, Link fainted.
Roy: HOLY SHIT!
Young Link: Does this mean that I'm gonna be a daddy, too?
Bowser: No. You're still gonna be a little runt.
Pikachu: Sweet anola gay... Congratulations, Link. Your life is all downhill from here...
Many things have happened while the space travelers were away on their journey. How will everything turn out? Stay tuned...