(A/N: This could be, by far, the most disgusting chapter in the story. Read with extreme caution!)
He set out to find his friend. He might have one disgusting friend, but Mewtwo tracked him down. Ganondorf's power signals enabled Mewtwo to pinpoint his location. He continued his path and eventually found Ganondorf in the middle of a forest training. As Mewtwo lowered himself to the ground, Ganondorf looked at Mewtwo.
Ganondorf: (happy light tone) Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: (to himself) Oh, shit. Here we go again. (to Ganondorf) Alright, just make it quick.
Ganondorf: (happy light tone) You got it, buddy!
Ganondorf ran towards Mewtwo with open arms, and Mewtwo dropped his crossed arms. As Ganondorf got closer to Mewtwo, his smile faded and he clenched his fists. When he was close enough, Ganondorf hit Mewtwo with a powerful Warlock Punch. Mewtwo flew through a tree. Mewtwo got up groggy, and with blood flowing down from his forehead.
Mewtwo: Oh, so I take it you're NOT so happy to see me.
Ganondorf charged towards Mewtwo in a fiery passion. The two dark fighters exchanged fast punches, and eventually locked up in a grapple. As Ganondorf shoved him back, Mewtwo teleported and reappeared behind Ganondorf and attempted to strike Ganondorf with his tail. But Ganondorf caught Mewtwo's tail and swung him into another tree and launched him into the sky. Ganondorf charged after him. Mewtwo gazed at Ganondorf's cold eyes. He had a feeling that this was not the same Ganondorf he left to go into space.
Mewtwo: What is the meaning of all this?! We don't need to be fighting each other right now.
Ganondorf: There's PLENTY of meaning in this fight!
Mewtwo: Why don't you clue me in on the meaning of this fight.
Ganondorf: WHY DON'T YOU DRINK A NICE TALL GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Ganondorf charged towards Mewtwo once again. Mewtwo tried to use his Disable, but Ganondorf flew around it and appeared beneath Mewtwo. Ganondorf followed through with a Dark Dive. Ganondorf pumped a large amount of dark energy into a screaming Mewtwo, then used the Wizard's Foot to launch Mewtwo back into the ground. As Ganondorf chased his opponent and got ever so close to him, Mewtwo fired a Shadow Ball that threw the raging warrior back. Mewtwo started breathing heavily, as did Ganondorf.
Mewtwo: (thinking) What the hell is up with you, Ganondorf? It was only three weeks ago when you practically clung to me like clothes with a shitload of static. So why fight with me? I just don't get it!
Ganondorf: You don't get it, huh?
Mewtwo: You read my mind. You must've learned that in your training.
Ganondorf: I did. Ever since you left, I've taken myself more seriously and further enhanced my powers. Telepathy is just one of my new abilities.
Mewtwo: So now you want to talk to me. Tell me what this is all about, NOW! If I get no response, I'm going back home.
Ganondorf: It was because of you that I left home. I never expected you to actually leave after you said, and I quote, "If I have to spend another moment with this sick bastard Ganondorf, I'm gonna rip his fucking head off!" I didn't think you were serious.
Mewtwo: You were driving me nuts! I had to get away for awhile.
Ganondorf: I had to get away for awhile, too. But nobody drove me nuts. You just crushed my spirit. And you know the kind of person I am. When someone hurts me, I have no choice but to HURT THEM BACK!
Both warriors powered up to their fullest extent and charged towards each other. They attacked each other with punches too fast to dodge or block. After punching each other for about a minute, they super kicked each other back.
Mewtwo: He's really gotten strong in the past couple weeks. There must be some way I can... wait, the kind of person Ganondorf is. Yeah, I know the kind of person he is, or at least was. Well, if I can bring him back to his old self, maybe I can restrict him. And I think I know how to do it.
Mewtwo punched a nearby tree, and it fell over. Mewtwo picked it up.
Mewtwo: Why don't you make this easy, Ganondorf. If you make it any HARDER, I'm gonna WHACK you with my WOOD.
Ganondorf started chuckling.
Mewtwo: (to himself) Yes, it's working...
Ganondorf: HA! That's some nice wood you got there. But it's nothing compared to my hard one!
Ganondorf started powering up, and his penis began to grow, and it slithered out of his pants. Mewtwo charged towards Ganondorf and vice versa. They engaged in a melee battle with their "weapons". They ended up locking horns again.
Mewtwo: Not bad. Go figure you'd use your wanker for something besides masturbation.
Ganondorf: If you think THIS is impressive, pay close attention.
Ganondorf's penis grew even more, poking Mewtwo in the eye. (A/N: God, this is fucked up!)
Mewtwo: AAH, my eye! You sick bastard!
Mewtwo jumped back and clutched his eye. Ganondorf was on the attack again. But as he got close, Mewtwo smirked. With his psychic powers, Mewtwo took control of the tree he dropped and smashed it over Ganondorf's penis.
Ganondorf: AHH! SPLINTERS!
Mewtwo: Looks like you're not gonna be using your "tool" for awhile. Why don't you put it away and maybe we can stop this insanity and come to terms.
Ganondorf: ... Fine. Damn splinters...
Ganondorf retracted his penis and put it back in his pants. (A/N: Thank god...)
Mewtwo: Now then. Look, I'm sorry for having to leave, but like I said before, I had to get away from the disgustingness. But you didn't need to carry on like you did. Even you knew that I was eventually coming back. It's not like I was gonna leave for good. But even still, that doesn't mean that we have to fight about this. Come on, man. The two of us and Bowser are the terrible trio! Nothing should split us apart, especially not a three-week space expedition that totally sucked ass!
Ganondorf: You mean it?
Mewtwo: Damn right, my man. And I probably won't be leaving ever again. Well, as long as you can control yourself a little bit and not be so disgusting all the time.
Ganondorf: Well, I can live with being disgusting some of the time. As long as my friends stick around.
Mewtwo and Ganondorf high fived and flew back to Mushroom Kingdom.
Mewtwo: By the way, that super-boner technique. What the hell was that?
Ganondorf: It's called Wild Growth. I saw a dude named shrtys-sk8er use it. I practiced a little bit and I eventually learned the ability for myself. But I didn't learn the technique he used after it.
Mewtwo: I can tell it was something nasty.
Ganondorf: Yeah. He could shoot out gallons of jizz. Turned an area of this forest into a lake of man juice. Wanna see it?
Mewtwo: Hell no! Let's just go back home and completely forget about this whole ordeal.
The two friends flew back to the Mushroom Kingdom. Their differences were set aside, and they could now tolerate each other. Stay tuned...
(A/N: And I did NOT teach Ganondorf how to use Wild Growth! My wang get's SO much bigger than that! It can get to be about 30 feet long, but you didn't wanna know that, did you :P)
He set out to find his friend. He might have one disgusting friend, but Mewtwo tracked him down. Ganondorf's power signals enabled Mewtwo to pinpoint his location. He continued his path and eventually found Ganondorf in the middle of a forest training. As Mewtwo lowered himself to the ground, Ganondorf looked at Mewtwo.
Ganondorf: (happy light tone) Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: (to himself) Oh, shit. Here we go again. (to Ganondorf) Alright, just make it quick.
Ganondorf: (happy light tone) You got it, buddy!
Ganondorf ran towards Mewtwo with open arms, and Mewtwo dropped his crossed arms. As Ganondorf got closer to Mewtwo, his smile faded and he clenched his fists. When he was close enough, Ganondorf hit Mewtwo with a powerful Warlock Punch. Mewtwo flew through a tree. Mewtwo got up groggy, and with blood flowing down from his forehead.
Mewtwo: Oh, so I take it you're NOT so happy to see me.
Ganondorf charged towards Mewtwo in a fiery passion. The two dark fighters exchanged fast punches, and eventually locked up in a grapple. As Ganondorf shoved him back, Mewtwo teleported and reappeared behind Ganondorf and attempted to strike Ganondorf with his tail. But Ganondorf caught Mewtwo's tail and swung him into another tree and launched him into the sky. Ganondorf charged after him. Mewtwo gazed at Ganondorf's cold eyes. He had a feeling that this was not the same Ganondorf he left to go into space.
Mewtwo: What is the meaning of all this?! We don't need to be fighting each other right now.
Ganondorf: There's PLENTY of meaning in this fight!
Mewtwo: Why don't you clue me in on the meaning of this fight.
Ganondorf: WHY DON'T YOU DRINK A NICE TALL GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Ganondorf charged towards Mewtwo once again. Mewtwo tried to use his Disable, but Ganondorf flew around it and appeared beneath Mewtwo. Ganondorf followed through with a Dark Dive. Ganondorf pumped a large amount of dark energy into a screaming Mewtwo, then used the Wizard's Foot to launch Mewtwo back into the ground. As Ganondorf chased his opponent and got ever so close to him, Mewtwo fired a Shadow Ball that threw the raging warrior back. Mewtwo started breathing heavily, as did Ganondorf.
Mewtwo: (thinking) What the hell is up with you, Ganondorf? It was only three weeks ago when you practically clung to me like clothes with a shitload of static. So why fight with me? I just don't get it!
Ganondorf: You don't get it, huh?
Mewtwo: You read my mind. You must've learned that in your training.
Ganondorf: I did. Ever since you left, I've taken myself more seriously and further enhanced my powers. Telepathy is just one of my new abilities.
Mewtwo: So now you want to talk to me. Tell me what this is all about, NOW! If I get no response, I'm going back home.
Ganondorf: It was because of you that I left home. I never expected you to actually leave after you said, and I quote, "If I have to spend another moment with this sick bastard Ganondorf, I'm gonna rip his fucking head off!" I didn't think you were serious.
Mewtwo: You were driving me nuts! I had to get away for awhile.
Ganondorf: I had to get away for awhile, too. But nobody drove me nuts. You just crushed my spirit. And you know the kind of person I am. When someone hurts me, I have no choice but to HURT THEM BACK!
Both warriors powered up to their fullest extent and charged towards each other. They attacked each other with punches too fast to dodge or block. After punching each other for about a minute, they super kicked each other back.
Mewtwo: He's really gotten strong in the past couple weeks. There must be some way I can... wait, the kind of person Ganondorf is. Yeah, I know the kind of person he is, or at least was. Well, if I can bring him back to his old self, maybe I can restrict him. And I think I know how to do it.
Mewtwo punched a nearby tree, and it fell over. Mewtwo picked it up.
Mewtwo: Why don't you make this easy, Ganondorf. If you make it any HARDER, I'm gonna WHACK you with my WOOD.
Ganondorf started chuckling.
Mewtwo: (to himself) Yes, it's working...
Ganondorf: HA! That's some nice wood you got there. But it's nothing compared to my hard one!
Ganondorf started powering up, and his penis began to grow, and it slithered out of his pants. Mewtwo charged towards Ganondorf and vice versa. They engaged in a melee battle with their "weapons". They ended up locking horns again.
Mewtwo: Not bad. Go figure you'd use your wanker for something besides masturbation.
Ganondorf: If you think THIS is impressive, pay close attention.
Ganondorf's penis grew even more, poking Mewtwo in the eye. (A/N: God, this is fucked up!)
Mewtwo: AAH, my eye! You sick bastard!
Mewtwo jumped back and clutched his eye. Ganondorf was on the attack again. But as he got close, Mewtwo smirked. With his psychic powers, Mewtwo took control of the tree he dropped and smashed it over Ganondorf's penis.
Ganondorf: AHH! SPLINTERS!
Mewtwo: Looks like you're not gonna be using your "tool" for awhile. Why don't you put it away and maybe we can stop this insanity and come to terms.
Ganondorf: ... Fine. Damn splinters...
Ganondorf retracted his penis and put it back in his pants. (A/N: Thank god...)
Mewtwo: Now then. Look, I'm sorry for having to leave, but like I said before, I had to get away from the disgustingness. But you didn't need to carry on like you did. Even you knew that I was eventually coming back. It's not like I was gonna leave for good. But even still, that doesn't mean that we have to fight about this. Come on, man. The two of us and Bowser are the terrible trio! Nothing should split us apart, especially not a three-week space expedition that totally sucked ass!
Ganondorf: You mean it?
Mewtwo: Damn right, my man. And I probably won't be leaving ever again. Well, as long as you can control yourself a little bit and not be so disgusting all the time.
Ganondorf: Well, I can live with being disgusting some of the time. As long as my friends stick around.
Mewtwo and Ganondorf high fived and flew back to Mushroom Kingdom.
Mewtwo: By the way, that super-boner technique. What the hell was that?
Ganondorf: It's called Wild Growth. I saw a dude named shrtys-sk8er use it. I practiced a little bit and I eventually learned the ability for myself. But I didn't learn the technique he used after it.
Mewtwo: I can tell it was something nasty.
Ganondorf: Yeah. He could shoot out gallons of jizz. Turned an area of this forest into a lake of man juice. Wanna see it?
Mewtwo: Hell no! Let's just go back home and completely forget about this whole ordeal.
The two friends flew back to the Mushroom Kingdom. Their differences were set aside, and they could now tolerate each other. Stay tuned...
(A/N: And I did NOT teach Ganondorf how to use Wild Growth! My wang get's SO much bigger than that! It can get to be about 30 feet long, but you didn't wanna know that, did you :P)