Mario battled hard against Demo, an energy spirit that could take over any person's body. As he was about to unwind, he got word that his friends have returned from space. Mario crawled out of one of the green pipes that lead to the Mushroom Kingdom. Having arrived at the Smasher lounge, he walked inside, only to find that few Smashers were actually in the lodge...
Mario: Peach said-a everybody was-a here.
Roy: Oh, everybody's here. Even Ganondorf.
Mario: When did-a Ganondorf come-a back?
Donkey Kong: Mewtwo brought him back hours after everybody came back.
Roy: After Zelda broke the news to Link, everybody sort of went to different rooms.
???: Wait, what news?
The three Smashers turned around to see Kirby with his suitcase.
Smashers: Kirby!
Kirby: At least you still remember my name.
Mario: So-a how were things in-a the crackhouse?
Kirby: It's a rehab center, dumbass
Roy: (Mr. Mackey tone) Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. Uh... if you do them, you're bad, because drugs are bad, m'kay. It's a bad thing to do drugs, so don't be bad. ... By doing drugs, m'kay, that'd be bad. And drugs are bad, m'kay.
Kirby: What the hell's up with you, Roy? I may have been gone for three weeks, but I still remember you guys. And you're usually not like that.
Donkey Kong: Never mind Roy. He's just messed up because he found out that Link and Zelda got their freak on, and Zelda's pregnant and Roy'll never get the chance to shag her now.
Mario and Kirby: Zelda's pregnant?!
Roy: Yeah. But oh well. At least there's still Samus...
Donkey Kong: Shoot for Nana.
Roy: Shut up, butt dumpling!
Kirby: So Link and Zelda are having a kid?
Donkey Kong: Yeah. Link's taking it quite hard. He needs friends right now. And I don't recommend Ganondorf right now...
Mario: Not-a Ganondorf. Come on, let's-a get up there.
The four Smashers went upstairs. They walked over to the guest room that Link was in. They found the rest of the male Smashers in his room as well.
Link: (crying) Why me!
Ganondorf: I've never seen a man take this so hard. Beer?
Link: *sniffle* Please.
Mewtwo handed Link a can of Coors Light. Link popped the can open and started chugging it.
Marth: (to Falcon) Damn, he's taking this hard.
Falcon: (to Marth) Would you be if you just found out that you were gonna be a father?
Link: I just don't see how this could all happen.
Pikachu: Well you see, when a man takes his penis and puts it in a woman's vagina...
Bowser: Do not, I repeat "Do not", continue that thought!
Link: *sniffle* I used a condom...
Falco: When you go at it like you did, odds are the condom would break.
Link screamed even louder and dropped to his knees.
Fox: (sarcastically) Gee, Falco. You sure know the right thing to say in a situation like this.
Mewtwo: Look, Link. There's no sense in crying about it any longer. It's done, and nothing can be done to make it undone.
Link: This is all easy for you to say, Mewtwo. You were created sexless!
Kirby: Don't lash out on us. We're trying to help you, but you're being childish.
Falcon: Like Mewtwo said, what's done can't be undone. All that's left for you to do is live with it. You're not fighting this battle alone. Zelda's fighting it along side of you. I don't see why this is such a bad thing. You two kids are bringing a child into this world. That should be a blessing.
Link stood up and wiped the tears from his eyes.
Link: You know what. You're right. All of you. Maybe it's time I grew up and take this like a real man should. Thanks.
Link walked out of the room. He walked down the hall and entered the room that Zelda and the female Smashers were in. The male Smashers were not far behind, but decided not to get in the way. The two Hylians looked at each other.
Zelda: Are you ready to talk about this?
Link: Yes.
Link approached Zelda. He was nervous, but he knew that he needed his heart to take control.
Link: Zelda, the both of us must realize that what's done can't be undone. But I want you to know that we're in this together. Through thick and through thin.
Zelda: You do know that this changes everything, right? We must be more mature than ever before now.
Link: I'm aware of that. I'm also aware that I need to be a man about this. We're bringing a child into this world, and this child needs 100% of our love.
Zelda: And 100% of our love it will get. From a real man and his love...
The two Hylians hugged each other. Their faces got close to each other and eventually kissed. A long, drawn out kiss that caused the Smashers to cheer.
Samus: Aww... this is so adorable.
Falcon and Marth: Yeah! You da man, Link!
Peach: I knew this would all work out.
The Smashers dispersed. Marth grinned as he turned his camcorder towards him.
Marth: (to camcorder) This is so cute. And none of this would've happened if Zelda just would've used the pill.
Fox: Dammit, Marth. Put that camcorder away.
Ganondorf: Wait, not yet. How about letting me have that tape for the night.
Marth: Sure. It's not as good as Back Door Sluts 9, but it gets the job done.
Ganondorf: *snicker*
Mewtwo: *sigh* Back to your old self, I see...
Link and Zelda continued to hold each other. They would face a challenge like none other. But they vowed to face it together. No matter how tough the going could get, they would be ready to meet this challenge.
The End
Mario: Peach said-a everybody was-a here.
Roy: Oh, everybody's here. Even Ganondorf.
Mario: When did-a Ganondorf come-a back?
Donkey Kong: Mewtwo brought him back hours after everybody came back.
Roy: After Zelda broke the news to Link, everybody sort of went to different rooms.
???: Wait, what news?
The three Smashers turned around to see Kirby with his suitcase.
Smashers: Kirby!
Kirby: At least you still remember my name.
Mario: So-a how were things in-a the crackhouse?
Kirby: It's a rehab center, dumbass
Roy: (Mr. Mackey tone) Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. Uh... if you do them, you're bad, because drugs are bad, m'kay. It's a bad thing to do drugs, so don't be bad. ... By doing drugs, m'kay, that'd be bad. And drugs are bad, m'kay.
Kirby: What the hell's up with you, Roy? I may have been gone for three weeks, but I still remember you guys. And you're usually not like that.
Donkey Kong: Never mind Roy. He's just messed up because he found out that Link and Zelda got their freak on, and Zelda's pregnant and Roy'll never get the chance to shag her now.
Mario and Kirby: Zelda's pregnant?!
Roy: Yeah. But oh well. At least there's still Samus...
Donkey Kong: Shoot for Nana.
Roy: Shut up, butt dumpling!
Kirby: So Link and Zelda are having a kid?
Donkey Kong: Yeah. Link's taking it quite hard. He needs friends right now. And I don't recommend Ganondorf right now...
Mario: Not-a Ganondorf. Come on, let's-a get up there.
The four Smashers went upstairs. They walked over to the guest room that Link was in. They found the rest of the male Smashers in his room as well.
Link: (crying) Why me!
Ganondorf: I've never seen a man take this so hard. Beer?
Link: *sniffle* Please.
Mewtwo handed Link a can of Coors Light. Link popped the can open and started chugging it.
Marth: (to Falcon) Damn, he's taking this hard.
Falcon: (to Marth) Would you be if you just found out that you were gonna be a father?
Link: I just don't see how this could all happen.
Pikachu: Well you see, when a man takes his penis and puts it in a woman's vagina...
Bowser: Do not, I repeat "Do not", continue that thought!
Link: *sniffle* I used a condom...
Falco: When you go at it like you did, odds are the condom would break.
Link screamed even louder and dropped to his knees.
Fox: (sarcastically) Gee, Falco. You sure know the right thing to say in a situation like this.
Mewtwo: Look, Link. There's no sense in crying about it any longer. It's done, and nothing can be done to make it undone.
Link: This is all easy for you to say, Mewtwo. You were created sexless!
Kirby: Don't lash out on us. We're trying to help you, but you're being childish.
Falcon: Like Mewtwo said, what's done can't be undone. All that's left for you to do is live with it. You're not fighting this battle alone. Zelda's fighting it along side of you. I don't see why this is such a bad thing. You two kids are bringing a child into this world. That should be a blessing.
Link stood up and wiped the tears from his eyes.
Link: You know what. You're right. All of you. Maybe it's time I grew up and take this like a real man should. Thanks.
Link walked out of the room. He walked down the hall and entered the room that Zelda and the female Smashers were in. The male Smashers were not far behind, but decided not to get in the way. The two Hylians looked at each other.
Zelda: Are you ready to talk about this?
Link: Yes.
Link approached Zelda. He was nervous, but he knew that he needed his heart to take control.
Link: Zelda, the both of us must realize that what's done can't be undone. But I want you to know that we're in this together. Through thick and through thin.
Zelda: You do know that this changes everything, right? We must be more mature than ever before now.
Link: I'm aware of that. I'm also aware that I need to be a man about this. We're bringing a child into this world, and this child needs 100% of our love.
Zelda: And 100% of our love it will get. From a real man and his love...
The two Hylians hugged each other. Their faces got close to each other and eventually kissed. A long, drawn out kiss that caused the Smashers to cheer.
Samus: Aww... this is so adorable.
Falcon and Marth: Yeah! You da man, Link!
Peach: I knew this would all work out.
The Smashers dispersed. Marth grinned as he turned his camcorder towards him.
Marth: (to camcorder) This is so cute. And none of this would've happened if Zelda just would've used the pill.
Fox: Dammit, Marth. Put that camcorder away.
Ganondorf: Wait, not yet. How about letting me have that tape for the night.
Marth: Sure. It's not as good as Back Door Sluts 9, but it gets the job done.
Ganondorf: *snicker*
Mewtwo: *sigh* Back to your old self, I see...
Link and Zelda continued to hold each other. They would face a challenge like none other. But they vowed to face it together. No matter how tough the going could get, they would be ready to meet this challenge.
The End