They walked in and looked around. In the center, there was a big hole
covered by a sticky spiders web with several more of those purple drooling
plants surrounding it. After Gourry hacked these down, he saw a little nut
on the floor. He picked it up.
"What's this Lina?" he asked
"You got a Deku Nut! Try throwing it! It will flash and stun the enemy!" Lina said
"Er...yeah." Gourry said and turned around and stepped on the spider's web.
"Hey! Look! Listen!" Lina yelled in Gourry's ear. He cringed slightly at the annoyingness of these words. "Look, look Gourry! You can see down below this web!"
"What's so good about down there?"
"...I don't know. I just felt I had to say it. It's a fairy thing. I get strange urges to point out the obvious sometimes." Lina shrugged "Oh well, hey look at this wall!"
"Here we go again."
"Oy! I have to say these things for your own good. The vines growing on it give it a rough surface...Maybe you can climb it, Gourry!"
"I guess so. But why would I want to climb a climby wall?"
"Stop asking questions and just do it! Wait a minute...climby wall?" Lina said. Gourry shrugged and started up the wall. He got to the top and ran across the ramp and stopped next to a treasure chest in front of another viney wall with spiders shaped like skulls on it.
"Do I climb this wall too Lina?" he asked
"Gourry! In case you haven't noticed, there are large poisonous Skullwalltulla on it!"
"Skullawullawhatnow?"
"Skullwalltulla! Whatever, just be careful not to touch them. In the mean time, open that chest." Lina said and Gourry pushed open the chest and pulled out a map. "You found the Dungeon Map!"
"So do I climb up the wall now?" Gourry asked
"NO! Didn't I just tell you that...doesn't matter. Just keep going along the ramp." Lina said. Gourry did this until he came to a door, which he opened and walked through.
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After this a lot of boring stuff happened, Gourry made a lot of stupid comments and got alot of things wrong. Lina lost her temper a lot and hurt a lot of poor annoying scrubs but eventually they came to the entrance of the Boss' lair. After beating some stupid little scrubs in right order (they knew the right order because the scrubs little brother was an idiot) the door opened and they went through.
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They walked into a misty room. It was hard to see anything, but from what they could tell, nothing was there. Gourry's eyes went from the stone floor, to the stone walls, to the big yellow shiny eye of the giant spider on the roof. In Gourry's eyes it didn't seem that much of a worry. After all, it seemed to be minding its own business. He turned to Lina, who was looking around.
"What are you looking for?"
"Well, we obviously have to beat something in here. I just can't see anything in this smoke!" she complained, flitting around
"Well, do you think that big dangerous looking spider on the roof could be anything to do with it?" he asked. Lina the fairy stopped in her tracks.
"What did you say?"
"Well, there seems to be a big spider on the roof. That's all. It's just there." Gourry said and pointed to it. Lina's eyes followed his hand to where it was pointing. She looked at the spider and the spider saw her. Its eye rolled sickeningly around and its body dropped to the ground with a loud thump. "Eep! That's the Parasitic Armoured Arachnid Gohma!" Lina squealed as it attacked. "Quick! Stun it!" Gourry did as she said and chucked a Deku Nut at it. It fell to the ground, its eye rolling. Gourry slashed at it a few times but it quickly recovered and started climbing up the wall again. "Please tell me it isn't..." Lina started, but indeed it was. It was, that is, laying a whole bunch of mini spiders. Freaky, glowing, jumping, hurting mini spiders. They turned red and jumped at Gourry who bravely ran away screaming. "Gourry! Get back here now!"
"But Lina! All the freaky, glowing, jumping, hurting mini spiders are gonna get me!" he squealed.
"Oh fine then, I'll do it myself you wimp." Lina said and turned into her red-haired self.
"FIREBALL!!!" she said and, to put it simply, the freaky, glowing, jumping, hurting mini spiders went poof. "Now Gourry! Finish the big one!" Gourry charged and sliced mummy spider into rather nicely compact pieces. Those pieces proceeded to disintergrate and Lina decided it was necessary to stomp on all the little pieces until they were even smaller little pieces, then, just for the heck of it, burn those pieces. When she decided it was dead enough she turned back into a fairy.
"Wow Lina, you are really violent for such a little girl."
"I'm the same age as you! We've already been through this idiot!"
"We have?"
Lina sighed and followed Gourry into the blue light that had appeared.
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Suddenly, they were teleported back to the Clair Bible Tree.
"Well done Gourry...Thou hast verily demonstrated thy courage..." the Clair Bible Tree said grandly
"What's demonstragmated mean?" Gourry asked
"...Thy wisdom on the other hand...Anyway, I knew that thou wouldst be able to carry out my wishes..."
"What wishes?" If the Clair Bible Tree hadn't been a wise old tree, it would have given up then and there and uprooted itself, dragged itself to Lake Hylia and drowned itself. Luckily it had patience. But that was running out.
"Now I have yet more to tell ye, wouldst thou listen?"
"Listen to what?"
"Just listen! A wicked man of the desert cast this dreadful curse upon me...This evil man ceaselessly uses his vile, sorcerous powers in his search for the Sacred Realm that is connected to Hyrule...For it is in that Sacred Realm that one will find the divine relic, the Triforce, which contains the essence of the gods...at least this is what we think he wants. Others of us have our suspicions that he wants the sacred eyebrow trimmers to trim those hideous long eyebrows of his. Whatever he is searching for, you must never allow the desert man in the awful orange trenchcoat to lay his hands on what he searches for...Thou must never suffer that man with his evil heart and no fashion sense to enter the Sacred Realm of legend...though if it is for the eyebrow trimmers it'd do us all a favour...Anyway, that evil man who cast the death curse upon we and sapped my power...Because of that curse my end is nigh...Though your valiant efforts to break the curse were successful, I was doomed before you started..."
"WHAT?! You mean you put us through all that for nothing?!" Lina yelled
"Yes, I will pass away soon...But do not grieve for me...I have been able to tell you of these important matters...and those eyebrows...This is Hyrule's final hope..."
"The eyebrows are Hyrule's final hope?" Lina asked incredulously
"Er...no. That came out wrong. I mean that you two are Hyrule's final hope. OK? Gourry, go now to Hyrule Castle...There, thou will surely meet the Princess of Justice...I mean Destiny! Destiny! Take this stone with you. The stone that man wanted so much, that he cast the curse on me..." A green light flashed and a stone of similar hue came down to rest in Gourry's hands.
"You got the Spiritual Stone of the Forest, now entrusted to you by the Claire Bible Tree." Lina said
"The future depends upon thee Gourry...Thou art courageous...even if thou art lacking in the brains department...Lina the fairy...Help Gourry to carry out my will...help him alot...and Gourry? Do what she says...do that alot too...I entreat ye...Lina...Good...bye..." with its last words the tree darkened and fell silent.
"Let's go to Hyrule castle Gourry!! Goodbye...Clair Bible Tree..."
"What's this Lina?" he asked
"You got a Deku Nut! Try throwing it! It will flash and stun the enemy!" Lina said
"Er...yeah." Gourry said and turned around and stepped on the spider's web.
"Hey! Look! Listen!" Lina yelled in Gourry's ear. He cringed slightly at the annoyingness of these words. "Look, look Gourry! You can see down below this web!"
"What's so good about down there?"
"...I don't know. I just felt I had to say it. It's a fairy thing. I get strange urges to point out the obvious sometimes." Lina shrugged "Oh well, hey look at this wall!"
"Here we go again."
"Oy! I have to say these things for your own good. The vines growing on it give it a rough surface...Maybe you can climb it, Gourry!"
"I guess so. But why would I want to climb a climby wall?"
"Stop asking questions and just do it! Wait a minute...climby wall?" Lina said. Gourry shrugged and started up the wall. He got to the top and ran across the ramp and stopped next to a treasure chest in front of another viney wall with spiders shaped like skulls on it.
"Do I climb this wall too Lina?" he asked
"Gourry! In case you haven't noticed, there are large poisonous Skullwalltulla on it!"
"Skullawullawhatnow?"
"Skullwalltulla! Whatever, just be careful not to touch them. In the mean time, open that chest." Lina said and Gourry pushed open the chest and pulled out a map. "You found the Dungeon Map!"
"So do I climb up the wall now?" Gourry asked
"NO! Didn't I just tell you that...doesn't matter. Just keep going along the ramp." Lina said. Gourry did this until he came to a door, which he opened and walked through.
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After this a lot of boring stuff happened, Gourry made a lot of stupid comments and got alot of things wrong. Lina lost her temper a lot and hurt a lot of poor annoying scrubs but eventually they came to the entrance of the Boss' lair. After beating some stupid little scrubs in right order (they knew the right order because the scrubs little brother was an idiot) the door opened and they went through.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They walked into a misty room. It was hard to see anything, but from what they could tell, nothing was there. Gourry's eyes went from the stone floor, to the stone walls, to the big yellow shiny eye of the giant spider on the roof. In Gourry's eyes it didn't seem that much of a worry. After all, it seemed to be minding its own business. He turned to Lina, who was looking around.
"What are you looking for?"
"Well, we obviously have to beat something in here. I just can't see anything in this smoke!" she complained, flitting around
"Well, do you think that big dangerous looking spider on the roof could be anything to do with it?" he asked. Lina the fairy stopped in her tracks.
"What did you say?"
"Well, there seems to be a big spider on the roof. That's all. It's just there." Gourry said and pointed to it. Lina's eyes followed his hand to where it was pointing. She looked at the spider and the spider saw her. Its eye rolled sickeningly around and its body dropped to the ground with a loud thump. "Eep! That's the Parasitic Armoured Arachnid Gohma!" Lina squealed as it attacked. "Quick! Stun it!" Gourry did as she said and chucked a Deku Nut at it. It fell to the ground, its eye rolling. Gourry slashed at it a few times but it quickly recovered and started climbing up the wall again. "Please tell me it isn't..." Lina started, but indeed it was. It was, that is, laying a whole bunch of mini spiders. Freaky, glowing, jumping, hurting mini spiders. They turned red and jumped at Gourry who bravely ran away screaming. "Gourry! Get back here now!"
"But Lina! All the freaky, glowing, jumping, hurting mini spiders are gonna get me!" he squealed.
"Oh fine then, I'll do it myself you wimp." Lina said and turned into her red-haired self.
"FIREBALL!!!" she said and, to put it simply, the freaky, glowing, jumping, hurting mini spiders went poof. "Now Gourry! Finish the big one!" Gourry charged and sliced mummy spider into rather nicely compact pieces. Those pieces proceeded to disintergrate and Lina decided it was necessary to stomp on all the little pieces until they were even smaller little pieces, then, just for the heck of it, burn those pieces. When she decided it was dead enough she turned back into a fairy.
"Wow Lina, you are really violent for such a little girl."
"I'm the same age as you! We've already been through this idiot!"
"We have?"
Lina sighed and followed Gourry into the blue light that had appeared.
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Suddenly, they were teleported back to the Clair Bible Tree.
"Well done Gourry...Thou hast verily demonstrated thy courage..." the Clair Bible Tree said grandly
"What's demonstragmated mean?" Gourry asked
"...Thy wisdom on the other hand...Anyway, I knew that thou wouldst be able to carry out my wishes..."
"What wishes?" If the Clair Bible Tree hadn't been a wise old tree, it would have given up then and there and uprooted itself, dragged itself to Lake Hylia and drowned itself. Luckily it had patience. But that was running out.
"Now I have yet more to tell ye, wouldst thou listen?"
"Listen to what?"
"Just listen! A wicked man of the desert cast this dreadful curse upon me...This evil man ceaselessly uses his vile, sorcerous powers in his search for the Sacred Realm that is connected to Hyrule...For it is in that Sacred Realm that one will find the divine relic, the Triforce, which contains the essence of the gods...at least this is what we think he wants. Others of us have our suspicions that he wants the sacred eyebrow trimmers to trim those hideous long eyebrows of his. Whatever he is searching for, you must never allow the desert man in the awful orange trenchcoat to lay his hands on what he searches for...Thou must never suffer that man with his evil heart and no fashion sense to enter the Sacred Realm of legend...though if it is for the eyebrow trimmers it'd do us all a favour...Anyway, that evil man who cast the death curse upon we and sapped my power...Because of that curse my end is nigh...Though your valiant efforts to break the curse were successful, I was doomed before you started..."
"WHAT?! You mean you put us through all that for nothing?!" Lina yelled
"Yes, I will pass away soon...But do not grieve for me...I have been able to tell you of these important matters...and those eyebrows...This is Hyrule's final hope..."
"The eyebrows are Hyrule's final hope?" Lina asked incredulously
"Er...no. That came out wrong. I mean that you two are Hyrule's final hope. OK? Gourry, go now to Hyrule Castle...There, thou will surely meet the Princess of Justice...I mean Destiny! Destiny! Take this stone with you. The stone that man wanted so much, that he cast the curse on me..." A green light flashed and a stone of similar hue came down to rest in Gourry's hands.
"You got the Spiritual Stone of the Forest, now entrusted to you by the Claire Bible Tree." Lina said
"The future depends upon thee Gourry...Thou art courageous...even if thou art lacking in the brains department...Lina the fairy...Help Gourry to carry out my will...help him alot...and Gourry? Do what she says...do that alot too...I entreat ye...Lina...Good...bye..." with its last words the tree darkened and fell silent.
"Let's go to Hyrule castle Gourry!! Goodbye...Clair Bible Tree..."