~~Danny is Promoted~~

One day Danny was promoted from Corporal, Spec 4 or whatever he is, straight to LT. So he ordered his squad – Taylor, Ruiz, Griner and Pop – out in the field for no reason. So they ran around the jungle in circles, when some VC approached. "Hey old buddies!" Percell cheerfully said. He approached the VC on his unicycle juggling magasins. The VC ran away in horror. "Aww, old buddies! Come back!!" Percell shouted. Griner, who worships Danny, crashed through the jungle after them on his skate board blowing bubbles. Pop followed him, popping all his bubbles. They were never seen again. Percell walked away thorugh the jungle followed by Taylor and then Ruiz. Ruiz very quietly radioed McKay. "Get us outta here!" So Taylor had to try to get Percell to a clearing. "Hey, I saw some of your old buddies in the clearing ahead." Taylor said. So they went to the clearing where they waited for McKay. But in the clearing were some 'old buddies' There sat Sarge, LT, Horn, Baker, Johnson, Wallace, Brewster, Doc Hoc, Devlin, Seymour, Belle and McKay with his chopper. Percell saw them and shouted "VC!!" and fired at them. Then Goldman woke up. He went to Percells hootch and dragged him to the chopper. He piloted the chopper as far as possible from the base and then pushed Percell out of the chopper into the middle of nowhere. THE END