"Reject Gundam Wing Commercials"
By: Shi-chan:
Rating: G
Warnings: If you're allowed to watch Gundam shows with their guns and stuff, then this is no problem. Trust me O.o
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, Hajime Yadate, Koiichi Tokita, and Yoshiyuki Tomino do. I don't own the originals of any of these commercials either.
Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: Well, much to my surprise, a LOT of people liked the original fanfic, so now I'm writing more! ^.^ Remember, send more suggestions for commercials so I can continue it!
Heero: How long is this torture going to continue?
Shi-chan: Well considering how much people liked this and the amount of commercials there are to twist, it could go on forever!
Heero: Omae o korosu.
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[Joe Boxer Commercial]
Trowa: *appears on screen wearing nothing but boxers, and begins dancing unenthusiastically*
*He continues to do so, to some very fruity music*
*Quatre runs onto the screen*
Quatre: No! This is too vulgar for younger viewers!
*Quatre turns off camera*
Announcer: . . . Buy Joe Boxer boxers. . .
[Geico Commercial]
*Heero shoots himself in the arm*
Duo: Will you stop doing that?! It's really disgusting. . . and it's not even necessary!
*Heero shoots himself again*
Gecko: *pops outta nowhere* 'Allo! Did you know you could call Geico and get insurance for all of those disgusting, unnecessary wounds he inflicts on himself?
Duo: *eyes light up* Really?! Wow! How do I reach Gecko?
Gecko: GEICO NOT GECKO!
Duo: Right. What did I say?
Announcer: Yeah. . . Geico.
[The Power Tools Commercial Where the Dad Makes the Little Girl Ask Santa for them at the Mall (I can't remember what it's called)]
*Quatre appears on Santa's Lap*
Santa: So what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Oho ho ho ho!
Quatre: I want new china cups, and a new violin, and a new gundanium alloy arm with automatic shooting of enemy mobile suits within forty feet of me for Sandrock Custom, and a new jewel to put in Nataku Custom's head!
Santa: A jewel for Nataku Custom's head?
Quatre: *nods* Wufei told me to ask you because he says sitting on the lap of fat old men is for weaklings.
Wufei: TIME TO GO!
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Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: I wrote this when I was sick, therefore I was not allowed to get on the Internet and check my reviews, so next time I promise to use some of y'all's ideas, okies? Be sure to send them in! Thankies! :-D
Heero: Omae o korosu.
Shi-chan: ^^;;
~Shi-chan Meows~ =^o^=
By: Shi-chan:
Rating: G
Warnings: If you're allowed to watch Gundam shows with their guns and stuff, then this is no problem. Trust me O.o
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, Hajime Yadate, Koiichi Tokita, and Yoshiyuki Tomino do. I don't own the originals of any of these commercials either.
Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: Well, much to my surprise, a LOT of people liked the original fanfic, so now I'm writing more! ^.^ Remember, send more suggestions for commercials so I can continue it!
Heero: How long is this torture going to continue?
Shi-chan: Well considering how much people liked this and the amount of commercials there are to twist, it could go on forever!
Heero: Omae o korosu.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
[Joe Boxer Commercial]
Trowa: *appears on screen wearing nothing but boxers, and begins dancing unenthusiastically*
*He continues to do so, to some very fruity music*
*Quatre runs onto the screen*
Quatre: No! This is too vulgar for younger viewers!
*Quatre turns off camera*
Announcer: . . . Buy Joe Boxer boxers. . .
[Geico Commercial]
*Heero shoots himself in the arm*
Duo: Will you stop doing that?! It's really disgusting. . . and it's not even necessary!
*Heero shoots himself again*
Gecko: *pops outta nowhere* 'Allo! Did you know you could call Geico and get insurance for all of those disgusting, unnecessary wounds he inflicts on himself?
Duo: *eyes light up* Really?! Wow! How do I reach Gecko?
Gecko: GEICO NOT GECKO!
Duo: Right. What did I say?
Announcer: Yeah. . . Geico.
[The Power Tools Commercial Where the Dad Makes the Little Girl Ask Santa for them at the Mall (I can't remember what it's called)]
*Quatre appears on Santa's Lap*
Santa: So what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Oho ho ho ho!
Quatre: I want new china cups, and a new violin, and a new gundanium alloy arm with automatic shooting of enemy mobile suits within forty feet of me for Sandrock Custom, and a new jewel to put in Nataku Custom's head!
Santa: A jewel for Nataku Custom's head?
Quatre: *nods* Wufei told me to ask you because he says sitting on the lap of fat old men is for weaklings.
Wufei: TIME TO GO!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: I wrote this when I was sick, therefore I was not allowed to get on the Internet and check my reviews, so next time I promise to use some of y'all's ideas, okies? Be sure to send them in! Thankies! :-D
Heero: Omae o korosu.
Shi-chan: ^^;;
~Shi-chan Meows~ =^o^=