"Reject Gundam Wing Commercials"

By: Shi-chan

Rating: PG

Warnings: Nothing really... If you can watch/read Gundam, this should be fine ^^

Disclaimer: Dun own Gundam Wing or any of these commercials, or the products that are REALLY being advertised.

Author's Corner!!

Shi-chan: YAY! You guys really enjoy these creepy little commercials, so here's round three!! :)

Wufei: Hn... This stupid fanfiction is only enjoyed by the weak!

Duo and Quatre: *quite enjoy this* LET'S TEAM UP ON HIM AND KILL HIM!

Wufei: Ack! Weakliiiiiiiiiiiiings! *runs for his life*

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[VERISON WIRELESS COMMERCIAL]

Quatre: Now introducing a new wireless communication service for mobile suits! It works everywhere you are, no matter what you want to do! Prank- call Relena, phone up a fellow pilot, or maybe send insults to your enemies!

Duo: *traveling around the earth and colonies* Can you hear me now?

Heero: Yes.

Duo: Good! *goes somewhere else* Can you hear me now?

Heero: Yes.

Duo: Good! *goes on and on and on and on*

[MEOW MIX COMMERCIAL]

Duo: *walking around on a colony and sees a cat* *picks cat up*

Cat: Meow!

Duo: How cute! *sets cat down*

::Fifteen minutes later::

Duo: *in Deathscythe* Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!

Heero: *appears on the comm. link* Duo, move forward! Settle in the west part of the Oz base and prepare for an all-out attack.

Duo: Okay! Meow meow meow meow...

::Fifteen minutes later::

Heero: Meow meow meow meow meow meow... Darn it, now I'm gonna have that stuck in my head all day...!

[SOUR STARBURST COMMERCIAL]

Relena: *walks down into press conference in beautiful gown*

Heero: *eating Sour Starburst*

Press: Oh Princess Relena looks so beautiful, don't you agree?!

Heero: *horrible, twisted face*

Relena: *starts crying* He... Heero... *runs off*

Press: You sir! Surely you're a terrorist out to get the Princess?!?! *starts asking creepy questions*

Heero: *shakes head frantically, trying to tell them what he's eating*

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Author's Corner!!

Shi-chan: Thank you everyone who is sending my wonderful suggestions! I'll most likely end up using them all at some point so please keep them coming if you want this continued. :) I love you guys!!!

~Shi-chan Meows~

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