"Rejected Gundam Wing Commercials"

By: Shi-chan

Rating: PG

Warnings: Guns, violence, Relena-hating

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any of the products which commercials I'm using for your entertainment. :(

Author's Corner!!

Shi-chan: Wow, you guys are like, in love with this little thingy, so here's some more for you!! Oh, yeah, I wanted to apologize for those of you in other countries that don't know about these commercials. I'd use more widely known ones, but I don't know what's played in every country. O_o;; Gomen nasai minna-chan. *hugglez*

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[TRIX COMMERCIAL]

Duo: *walks over to some kids eating Trix* Hello kids! May I have some of the Trix that's you're eating?

Kid 1: Silly rabbi!

Kid 2: Trix are for kids!

Duo: *angry* I'm no rabbi! I dress like a *priest* but not a rabbi! And I'm not even priest...

Kids: ...so?

Duo: *steals the Trix and runs off laughing maniacally*

[PEPSI COMMERCIAL]

Relena: *comes out and starts singing Pepsi commercial song, then gradually starts to become a child*

Heero: For those who think young. e.e;

[TOOTSIE ROLL POP COMMERCIAL]

Quatre: *walks up to Heero with Tootsie Roll Pop* Mr. Killer, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

Heero: Let's find out. *shoot it*

Announcer: The world may never know.

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Author's Corner!!

Shi-chan: Thankies reviewers for all the nice things you've left me! *hugglez* Please continue!