CHAPTER ONE: Ansem Meets the Moogles ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Rikku: Ah Ansem. You just had to touch the pom pom. OH WELL NOW WE ALL GET TO SEE (read) YOU SUFFER!! HAHAHAHAH! Ok, anyways.
Censor Moogle: Hey, that's offending to me…
Rikku: Suck it up because I don't care. Have a cookie.
C. Moogle: COOKIE!!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Kingdom Hearts but I do own the Mega Super Ulitma Cool Awesome Blade Sword Thing-a-ma-jig.
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(In Traverse Town)
Ansem (walking to the Accessory Shop):la la la l- OOH MOOGLE!
Random Moogle 1: Um, hi?…
Random Moogle 2: Uh oh…
Ansem: Hey why do you have a floating thingy on your head?
*Before M1 or M2 could answer, Ansem starts flicking pom- poms wildly with girlish laughter because that's what he does*
M1: Stop that!
M2: Quit, now!
Ansem: *keeps playing with pom poms* *checks watch* "I'm late! Gotta go!" *leaves for shop*
M1: That was random…
M2: And annoying… *feels violated*
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OoOoOoh! Bad Ansem! Okai, not funny-_-. Well it's a school night, almost 10, my stomach hurts, and I forgot my ending that I had in mind… oh well.
In the next chapter: What do the poor violated moogles have in mind? Wait and see, wait and see..
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C. Moogle: Ok, you're not funny.
Rikku: I know ;_;
C. Moogle: Next chappie will be funny (we hope) so review and give encouragement!
*Rikku: is hiding in corner and crying because of sucky first story*
C. Moogle: GET OVER IT!