Chapter 2: Ansem, You Idiot.

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Rikku: Yay! I got *2* reviews!

Censor Moogle: But one of them was bad, why are you so happy??

Rikku: Shut up! *slaps C. Moogle*

C. Moogle: Hey now, that was uncalled for.

Rikku: So?

C. Moogle: Just say the disclaimer.

Rikku: Okai! I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Disney, Cid from FF, or any other stuff like that. I do own the Mega Super Ulitma Cool Awesome Blade Sword Thing-a-ma-jig and Riku too! *glomps Riku*

Riku: Ow…

Rikku: ^_^

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From where we last left off…

*Ansem walks out of Accessory Shop*

Ansem: Oh I just love my new Mega Super Ulitma Cool Awesome Blade Sword Thing-a-ma-jig! I think I'm gonna go an- MOOGLE!

Moogle 1: It's him again, kupo.

Moogle 2: Oh joy, kupo. Are you ready, kupo?

M1: Of course! (kupo)

Ansem: Pom- po- uh, what are you two doing?

*Moogle 1 and 2 pull out REALLY REALLY BIG hammers*

Ansem: Uh, heh heh heh, what are you doing? I think I'll go now…

M2: I don't think so, kupo.

*C. Moogle pulls screen over viewers eyes but sounds of slamming, crashing, crunching and Ansem yelling can be heard*

M1 and 2: *walking away happily*

~30 minutes later…~

Ansem: *not unconscious anymore* Ow,… what happened?

Cid: I heard yelling so I came out here. 2 moogles were beating you over the head with REALLY REALLY BIG hammers and I made them go away.

Ansem: Oh, thank yo- WOAH WHO ARE YOU?!

Cid: Shut up will ya? You'll attract the poli-

Random police officer: Excuse me sir, you are a crime witness and may be in danger. We must relocate you to a safe area. Follow me.

Cid: *sigh* I hate my life.

Ansem: ^_^ Bye Cid! Have fun at your new house!

*Cid is led away, mumbling something about having to move 46 times…*

Ansem: I wonder what that was all about? *walks up stairs* *falls down stairs* Ow…

Random Moogle: Excuse me sir, but where is the post office, kupo?

Ansem: MOOGLE! AHH THEY'RE AFTER ME!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!! *runs away*

Moogle: Oh well, kupo. *walks away*

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I forgot to put the *kupos* in the last chapter but this time I remembered! Yay ^_^! Okai, well I hope you review! I'm tired and I don't feel like typing anything else so adieu!

~Rikku~ (me ^_^)