Me (Rikku): Hey people! Okai I'm back and I have a new chapter!
Riku: Go figure.
Me: Bad Riku! (glomps Riku) but I still luv ya!
Riku: Joy…
Censor Moogle: Can I have another cookie?
Me: I ran out, Ayani ate them all.
Ayani: ^_^
C. Moogle: Ayani owns Kingdom Hearts! Mwhahaha!
*Lawyers come and arrest Ayani for plagiarism (or whatever it is)*
Ayani: ;_;
(We don't own any FF characters and we don't own KH characters and we don't own Wal Mart)
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Cloud: Everyone set?
Lulu, Riku, Ansem, Aeris, Leon, Yuffie: Yeah!
Cloud: Okies let's GO!!
*Aerokai starts to shake and… stuff…*
Riku: OH NO! CLOUD LOOK!
*A girl walks up and is seen through the clear screen*
Girl: I thought I told you weirdos last week to stop coming here! The space ride is for LITTLE KIDS!
Ansem: *Looks around and notices something he didn't realize before* Hey guys, why are we at Wal-mart?
Girl: I am Rai and your genius friends have been coming here for the last month calling our little kid ride a gummi ship. Now sorry be so rude but ALL OF YOU GET AWAY NOOOOOW!
Everyone: O.o
Random Moogle (Ansem: *faint*): O.o
Lulu: O.o *wakes Ansem up*
Rai: …^_^()
Riku: Hey, I have an idea! Let's go n some stupid journey and try to find the door to Kingdom Hearts!
Ansem: But I don't wanna. *pout*
Riku: *death glare*
Ansem: ^^ When do we leave?
L/L/Y/R/A: *anime fall*
Cloud: *sigh* Oh what immaturity has befallen my friends?
Fangirl Mob: AIYEE! IT'S CLOUD!
Cloud: Ok not cool! EEP!
*Fangirls chase Cloud all around Wal-mart parking lot until random customers complain to customer service and the fangirls are sent away*
Tidus: Let's go!
Aeris: Who are you?
Tidus: I'm Teedus!
Leon: Ok, bye Rai, we don't need you anymore.
Rai: *walks off*
Lulu: Ok, so how are we supposed to get out of here? We have no transportation!
Tidus: I can fly! Weee! *runs around with arms outstretched*
Cloud: O.o Riiight.
Ansem: I have an idea! *screaming* OI, CID! C'MERE!
Cid: Wha wha wha?
Ansem: Give me the Highwind.
Cid: Ok. *hands Ansem the Highwind*
Ansem: Uh o- *falls under huge gummi ship* Ow…
Tidus: *moves ship* Ok who's driving?
Riku: ME!
Cloud: ME!
*Riku and Cloud stare at each other a electricity forms between them*
Yuffie: I'll drive. *calmly sits in driver's chair*
R & C: O.o
Aeris: Let's move it people!
*everyone loads up into gummi ship*
Leon: Ok. Next stop is-
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Me: BUM BUM BUUUUMMM!
Tidus: Whats up with the cliffhanger?
Sora: What's up with me not being in the story?
Me: 1. I don't know where to go yet. 2. Sora, no one has asked for your appearance so nyeh.
Tidus: Ha ha!
Sephiroth: *wacks Tidus in head with side of Masamune*
Tidus: X.x
Sora: Heh
Riku: Let's go to the Coliseum!
Tidus: Let's go to th-
Yuffie: I thought you were dead…
Tidus: Oh yeah *is dead*
Aeris: Let's go to Monstro. Maybe he ate the door…
Riku: Coliseum!
Aeris: Monstro!
Riku: COLISEUM!
Aeris: MONSTRO!
Riku: COLI-
Me: I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU GO! So lets let the readers decide. Ok readers and reviewers, I need your vote! I will wait until Feb 10th then I'll see where the crew is going. It's between the coliseum and monstro. You decide!
Riku: Hah, my faithful fangirls will suuport me! Mweheheh!
Me: BAD RIKU! *glomps Riku… again*
Riku: I'm getting used to this…
C. Moogle: And that's all folks!
*copyright notice comes up and eats C. Moogle*
*copyright notice spits C. Moogle out*
C. N.: ew… *leaves*
C. Moogle: ;_;
