Ansem Meets the Moogles

by RyuAshi

-not a parody till later on- Ansem met a moogle and when he messed with it, it started a chain reaction to a screwed up subplot! ^_^ R&R PLEASE! It got taken off so i fixed it and now my reviews are gone ;_;

5. Bye, Aerith

Arashi: I'm back! Sadly, I had to make the decision of where the party is going by myself. FF.net banned my story so I had to fix it and all my reviews were gone. So they are going to the Coliseum.

Censor Moogle: We don't own anything mentioned in the fic.

Arahi. Nope.

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Ch 5: OFF TO THE COLISEUM!

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Ansem: So, what are we going to do when we get there?

Leon: I think we should feed Aerith to Cerberus.

Cloud & Aerith: WHY????????!!!!!!!!

Leon: I don't know, seems good to me.

Yuffie: Yeah, I like it.

Riku: Works for me.

Lulu: -sigh-

Cloud: Oh well. Sorry Aerith, majority rules.

Aerith: I hate you all -_-

Leon: Now, now, look on the bright side! Um… well… never mind, there is no bright side.

Riku: Hey I thought of something, why would the door to Kingdom Hearts be at the Coliseum?

Ansem: I know where the door is, hehe!

Yuffie: Then why don't we go straight to it?

Ansem: Because I forgot where it is. I forgot like just now.

Arashi: Wonder how he forgot?…

Riku: We're here!

Aerith: Oh joy.

-Everyone gets out and walk in. Aerith is thrown to the three headed dog upon entering.-

Phil: Ok, you can go straight to the Platinum Match since Hercules is suffering because some one called him a girly boy.

Riku: Which three of us will enter?

Cloud: How about you, Leon, and me. Yuffie, you got to drive.

Yuffie: Oh alright -sulks-

-the group walks out into the open arena and Sephiroth appears-

Riku: DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sephiroth: What in the hell? I ain't your dad!

Riku: Oh… ok… DIE!

-Cloud, Riku, and Leon kill Sephiroth-

Cloud: Oops… -looks in arena doorway to see a very pissed Lulu-

Lulu: YALL HAVE BEEN FORGETTING ALL ABOUT TIDUS AND ME! WHAT IS FFX NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU??
Tidus: Um, yeah…

Riku: ^________^;;; Oops… our bad…

Tidus: Just don't do it again.

Cloud: Oh trust me it won't happen again.

Lulu: Well, we're done already here.

Leon: Wow… this was short.

Ansem: Yeah. Well, let's go to Wonderland next. I heard they have awesome weed ^_^

Everyone: YEAY!

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Arashi: Wow, that was MCH shorter than expected… Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, Sephiroth found his pants ^_^

C. Moogle: Kupo.