The New Ranma 1/2 Soundtrack
Track Five
Two (To the tune of Blue by Eiffel 65)
Yo listen up here's a story
About a boy named Ranma who lives in his Two worlds
Give a hot or cold splash and suddenly you see
There is Two
Of him Ranma and Ranko
Two - His curse is a pain in his behind
And what he goes through
Would make a grown man cry like Soun
And his dad is no father at all
Cause he got him a bunch of fiancees
He's Two
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's Two
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He lives in Japan in the Tendo home
He trains and trashes the family dojo
His enemies and all the girls he knows
Are at the door now so what should he do
Some of them love him in his female form
Some of them want him when he is a boy
He has some feelings for Akane, true
But he can never say just what he means
He's Two
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's Two
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
All that he wants is for his curse to go
And for his problems to come to an end
He likes to fight he wouldn't give that up
But just one gender well that would be nice
Ukyo and Shampoo and a duck named Mousse
Ryoga, Kuno and Kodachi too
All causing havoc in Nerima Ward
And there's Akane who's not so uncute
He's Two
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's Two
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
Track Five
Two (To the tune of Blue by Eiffel 65)
Yo listen up here's a story
About a boy named Ranma who lives in his Two worlds
Give a hot or cold splash and suddenly you see
There is Two
Of him Ranma and Ranko
Two - His curse is a pain in his behind
And what he goes through
Would make a grown man cry like Soun
And his dad is no father at all
Cause he got him a bunch of fiancees
He's Two
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's Two
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He lives in Japan in the Tendo home
He trains and trashes the family dojo
His enemies and all the girls he knows
Are at the door now so what should he do
Some of them love him in his female form
Some of them want him when he is a boy
He has some feelings for Akane, true
But he can never say just what he means
He's Two
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's Two
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
All that he wants is for his curse to go
And for his problems to come to an end
He likes to fight he wouldn't give that up
But just one gender well that would be nice
Ukyo and Shampoo and a duck named Mousse
Ryoga, Kuno and Kodachi too
All causing havoc in Nerima Ward
And there's Akane who's not so uncute
He's Two
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's Two
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy
He's a girl He's a guy