Karu: The second duel of the fic.
Yami K: and the most boring
Karu: whatever.
Yami K: I don't need your criticism, go fuck a pretzel!
Karu: you say that too often, come up with something else.
Yami K: like, go choke on a pretzel like George W. Bush?
Karu: Something not related to a pretzel!
Yami K: Fine, go fuck yourself!
Karu: Much better, now say the disclaimer.
Yami K: No!
Karu: if you don't, you can't start the chapter, oh, and while your saying the disclaimer, tell about the rating.
Yami K: Karu does not own Yugioh; all she owns is her character and this fic. The rating is because of a few violent disclaimers, cursing, and the rating may be upped for a lemon I might put in later, if I feel like it.
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Joey and Karu placed their decks on the platform. "Duel," they both said at the same time after they finished drawing their hands. "I'll start by playing Mr. Volcano is attack mode, and two cards face down," said Karu.
"All right!" Exclaimed Joey after he drew his card, "I can't believe how lucky I am, I got my best monster on my first turn! I play, the Red Eyes Black Dragon!"
"Just a second," said Karu, "I activate the trap card Just deserts, you lose 500 life points."
"Oh well," said Joey, "You're monster still can't beat mine. Now, Red Eyes, Fire Ball attack."
"Hmmm," said Karu, "Good play, but your Red Eyes isn't all that strong."
"Please," said Joey, "I could beat you if all I used was my Red Eyes."
"Are you sure about that?" asked Karu, "because I can beat that Red Eyes here and now."
"What?!"
"Yes Joey, and now I play, Maha Vailo in attack mode."
"Are you kidding me?" asked Joey, "that whim of a monster couldn't beat my Red Eyes."
"It can, when I equip it with the magic card Malevolent Nuzzler, which raises Maha Vailo's attack by 700 points."
"It's still not strong enough to beat my Red Eyes."
"Oh, isn't it?"
"No, it's not.
"You're forgetting something Joey."
"Oh, and what might that be?"
"You're forgetting that Maha Vailo gains an extra 500 attack points for every equip card attached to it."
"Oh no!"
"You know what that means Joey, it means that my Maha Vailo is stronger than your Red Eyes. Now, Maha Vailo, attack!"
"Damn it," said Joey as his life points dropped to 1150.
"I'll play one card face down, and end my turn."
"All I can do is play one monster in defense mode, and..."
"Not so fast, I activate my face down card, stop defense!"
"What?!" exclaimed Joey as his baby dragon was revealed.
"Now, Maha Vailo, attack!"
"I lost," said Joey, "I can't believe it."
"You came, you dueled, you lost, get over it Joey," said Karu. "Now, I do believe that I get to duel you next, Yugi." I didn't even have to use my secret weapon to beat him. Oh well, maybe I'll finally get to use my secret weapon in this duel with Yugi.
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Karu: Oooooo, two duels, one right after another. How exciting!
Yami K: You disgust me!
Karu: I love you too, Yami.
Yami K: Don't make me barf!
Karu: One question Yami.
Yami K: What?
Karu: What is the secret weapon we've been hearing so much about?
Yami K: *laughs* you think I'm gonna tell you?
Karu: I was hoping you would.
Yami K: There is no way in Ra damned hell I'd tell you! So go...
Karu: I will not fuck a pretzel, or myself!
Yami Karu: You take all the fun out of everything!
Yami K: and the most boring
Karu: whatever.
Yami K: I don't need your criticism, go fuck a pretzel!
Karu: you say that too often, come up with something else.
Yami K: like, go choke on a pretzel like George W. Bush?
Karu: Something not related to a pretzel!
Yami K: Fine, go fuck yourself!
Karu: Much better, now say the disclaimer.
Yami K: No!
Karu: if you don't, you can't start the chapter, oh, and while your saying the disclaimer, tell about the rating.
Yami K: Karu does not own Yugioh; all she owns is her character and this fic. The rating is because of a few violent disclaimers, cursing, and the rating may be upped for a lemon I might put in later, if I feel like it.
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Joey and Karu placed their decks on the platform. "Duel," they both said at the same time after they finished drawing their hands. "I'll start by playing Mr. Volcano is attack mode, and two cards face down," said Karu.
"All right!" Exclaimed Joey after he drew his card, "I can't believe how lucky I am, I got my best monster on my first turn! I play, the Red Eyes Black Dragon!"
"Just a second," said Karu, "I activate the trap card Just deserts, you lose 500 life points."
"Oh well," said Joey, "You're monster still can't beat mine. Now, Red Eyes, Fire Ball attack."
"Hmmm," said Karu, "Good play, but your Red Eyes isn't all that strong."
"Please," said Joey, "I could beat you if all I used was my Red Eyes."
"Are you sure about that?" asked Karu, "because I can beat that Red Eyes here and now."
"What?!"
"Yes Joey, and now I play, Maha Vailo in attack mode."
"Are you kidding me?" asked Joey, "that whim of a monster couldn't beat my Red Eyes."
"It can, when I equip it with the magic card Malevolent Nuzzler, which raises Maha Vailo's attack by 700 points."
"It's still not strong enough to beat my Red Eyes."
"Oh, isn't it?"
"No, it's not.
"You're forgetting something Joey."
"Oh, and what might that be?"
"You're forgetting that Maha Vailo gains an extra 500 attack points for every equip card attached to it."
"Oh no!"
"You know what that means Joey, it means that my Maha Vailo is stronger than your Red Eyes. Now, Maha Vailo, attack!"
"Damn it," said Joey as his life points dropped to 1150.
"I'll play one card face down, and end my turn."
"All I can do is play one monster in defense mode, and..."
"Not so fast, I activate my face down card, stop defense!"
"What?!" exclaimed Joey as his baby dragon was revealed.
"Now, Maha Vailo, attack!"
"I lost," said Joey, "I can't believe it."
"You came, you dueled, you lost, get over it Joey," said Karu. "Now, I do believe that I get to duel you next, Yugi." I didn't even have to use my secret weapon to beat him. Oh well, maybe I'll finally get to use my secret weapon in this duel with Yugi.
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Karu: Oooooo, two duels, one right after another. How exciting!
Yami K: You disgust me!
Karu: I love you too, Yami.
Yami K: Don't make me barf!
Karu: One question Yami.
Yami K: What?
Karu: What is the secret weapon we've been hearing so much about?
Yami K: *laughs* you think I'm gonna tell you?
Karu: I was hoping you would.
Yami K: There is no way in Ra damned hell I'd tell you! So go...
Karu: I will not fuck a pretzel, or myself!
Yami Karu: You take all the fun out of everything!